Human Behaviour :(

Hanif's pull quote on this is 100% correct (he definitely only got vibes-based low-attachment MAGA types), but I think it's a great compliment to his campaign to persuade so effectively

i respect the chainsmoker's commitment to always living four years before the moment. this is so unbelievably covid lockdown coded

if this is my future i'm ending things this second

(Note most of the time a single dock means either a broken dock or a dock that will be taken in the next five minutes)

Only real ones know the true answer to this

New Orleans living in what appears to be an active tornado, nonplussed and fully disco

He’s eligible….the only person who can unite us in 2028….

hookah fueled my greatest posts

gotta get back in the meme game

I don’t mean to be rude but genuinely how is this $8.

16x the cost of a can of organic chickpeas, all they did was roast them? I make crispy chickpeas of comparable quality with about ten minutes of labor

Not complaining, just genuinely confused on an economics level by the price differential

RIP to one of my favorite voice actors. You brightened every episode of the Cleveland Show, I’ll catch you in the big Rhode Island in the sky 🙏

I applied to this job four years ago

Blatantly lying because he knows the hostage situation is bad for his buddy Bibi's approval ratings. Trump is going to allow Israel to commit incalculable war crimes and do territorial expansion, on condition that they finish up by the end of 2025