@sensitivepapi.bsky.social
failed (party monster 2, policy vivant, lyrical caricaturist, gallery laborer), dormant (event curator, bitmonger), current (beverage slinger, faith no more enjoyer)
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Finally being on a platform without real followers is so liberating. I’m in a cave, posting into the crisp mountainside air, no notifications polluting me
Every good barista is holding court with a potential situationship during their shift. It's so cool
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Every good barista is holding court with a potential situationship during their shift. It's so cool
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
NYC is the most European city. Both make you pay to pee. NYC just does it de facto by making you buy a little coffee or pastry to use the bathroom
October 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
NYC is the most European city. Both make you pay to pee. NYC just does it de facto by making you buy a little coffee or pastry to use the bathroom
might just be "on one" tomorrow
October 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
might just be "on one" tomorrow
Realized that even though my job is luxury cocktail server, I'm functionally just doing crowdwork half the time
October 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Realized that even though my job is luxury cocktail server, I'm functionally just doing crowdwork half the time
Remembering how my ex would drink everclear soda at the function because it's "the least calories"
October 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Remembering how my ex would drink everclear soda at the function because it's "the least calories"
If I close my eyes long enough, 3D Pinball Space Cadet serenely suffuses my visual field
October 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If I close my eyes long enough, 3D Pinball Space Cadet serenely suffuses my visual field
Legitimately how much would it cost to make it so i can comprehend the MTA subway announcements
October 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Legitimately how much would it cost to make it so i can comprehend the MTA subway announcements
Have realized my abiding type is Guy Who Goes Out With Doctors And Lawyers Because He Can Hang But Isn't One Of Them
October 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Have realized my abiding type is Guy Who Goes Out With Doctors And Lawyers Because He Can Hang But Isn't One Of Them
Geese show at The Lot is the new version of MGMT at McCarren
October 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Geese show at The Lot is the new version of MGMT at McCarren
Currently residing in a penthouse suite in the doghouse
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Currently residing in a penthouse suite in the doghouse
Really enlightening that the right's idea of "free speech" is forcing wage laborers to say something stupid at work.
(their premise: the right to say something as a consumer supersedes the right to not say something as a worker)
(their premise: the right to say something as a consumer supersedes the right to not say something as a worker)
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Really enlightening that the right's idea of "free speech" is forcing wage laborers to say something stupid at work.
(their premise: the right to say something as a consumer supersedes the right to not say something as a worker)
(their premise: the right to say something as a consumer supersedes the right to not say something as a worker)
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I wrote about the assassination of Charlie Kirk.— www.unpopularfront.news/p/reflection...
Reflections on Violence
Two Reasons for Kirk's Murder
www.unpopularfront.news
September 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I wrote about the assassination of Charlie Kirk.— www.unpopularfront.news/p/reflection...
Thought experiment: If movie theaters charged per minute, what would be the average length of a film? I think 70 minutes
September 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Thought experiment: If movie theaters charged per minute, what would be the average length of a film? I think 70 minutes
Today in cycling activism: a taxi driver parked in the bike lane when there was an open spot ten feet away (that didn't even require him to parallel park). I stopped, literally pointed at the spot, said "that's the spot. park there" and he apologetically parked there
August 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Today in cycling activism: a taxi driver parked in the bike lane when there was an open spot ten feet away (that didn't even require him to parallel park). I stopped, literally pointed at the spot, said "that's the spot. park there" and he apologetically parked there
Underrated how much Dems could gain with voters by getting rid of AI, as energy prices would immediately drop a ton. The only people who disagree are schoolkids cheating on homework! They can't vote! Who cares! They can write a paragraph for once!
August 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Underrated how much Dems could gain with voters by getting rid of AI, as energy prices would immediately drop a ton. The only people who disagree are schoolkids cheating on homework! They can't vote! Who cares! They can write a paragraph for once!
It would be so lit if like Daniel Libeskind architected a gas station. Frank Gehry strip mall. Tadao Ando bus stop.
July 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It would be so lit if like Daniel Libeskind architected a gas station. Frank Gehry strip mall. Tadao Ando bus stop.
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A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud
www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...
www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...
July 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud
www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...
www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...
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WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
July 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
JADAKISS? STYLES P??? El P? Looks at RZA as a genius on his own terms, without the rosy dorm room glasses? Doesn't even spit a Mr Cardamom freestyle? Perfection
July 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
JADAKISS? STYLES P??? El P? Looks at RZA as a genius on his own terms, without the rosy dorm room glasses? Doesn't even spit a Mr Cardamom freestyle? Perfection
XXX
Black Up
House of Balloons
Gloss Drop
Nostalgia, Ultra
ExMilitary
Black Up
House of Balloons
Gloss Drop
Nostalgia, Ultra
ExMilitary
Saw a prompt for "perfect album that came out when you were 16." Albums that came out the year I turned 16:
Paul's Boutique
Doolittle
Stone Roses
3 Feet High and Rising
Disintegration
Full Moon Fever
Pretty Hate Machine
Rhythm Nation
Like a Prayer
Oh Mercy
Dr. Feelgood
Raw Like Sushi
So, uh
Paul's Boutique
Doolittle
Stone Roses
3 Feet High and Rising
Disintegration
Full Moon Fever
Pretty Hate Machine
Rhythm Nation
Like a Prayer
Oh Mercy
Dr. Feelgood
Raw Like Sushi
So, uh
July 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
XXX
Black Up
House of Balloons
Gloss Drop
Nostalgia, Ultra
ExMilitary
Black Up
House of Balloons
Gloss Drop
Nostalgia, Ultra
ExMilitary
Realizing from today's discourse that my most radical and unpopular opinion is that people should move where they want and they should be welcomed anywhere. It's wild to me how intense nativism gets at the neighborhood level.
July 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Realizing from today's discourse that my most radical and unpopular opinion is that people should move where they want and they should be welcomed anywhere. It's wild to me how intense nativism gets at the neighborhood level.
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I have not "mellowed with age." I've mastered being annoying with surgical precision
July 30, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I have not "mellowed with age." I've mastered being annoying with surgical precision
Are LLMs simply latent indicators of the premises and ideas subconsciously undergirding our society?
July 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Are LLMs simply latent indicators of the premises and ideas subconsciously undergirding our society?