::a bear enters the scene and wrecks your balls::
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
::a bear enters the scene and wrecks your balls::
"turn left" Nope, they're conducting business down this alley, I'll keep going straight thank you
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"turn left" Nope, they're conducting business down this alley, I'll keep going straight thank you
my first experience with gps we had a standalone unit connected to a laptop in the car on a road trip. we got off the jersey turnpike in a 'not great' area and it GOT FUCKING LOST
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
my first experience with gps we had a standalone unit connected to a laptop in the car on a road trip. we got off the jersey turnpike in a 'not great' area and it GOT FUCKING LOST
I’ve *printed* mapquest directions, do I qualify?
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’ve *printed* mapquest directions, do I qualify?
I’m tapping the PayPal tip link in bio, but it’s just opening the app on my phone with no follow up. I WILL figure this out because I love your threads so…
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m tapping the PayPal tip link in bio, but it’s just opening the app on my phone with no follow up. I WILL figure this out because I love your threads so…
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just over here with a bleeding anus
September 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
just over here with a bleeding anus
I thought 8 sounded like an amazing time because in my experience Saturdays were always hard, but I just did it in 13:01
8:01 is very impressive! barely any pausing
8:01 is very impressive! barely any pausing
August 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I thought 8 sounded like an amazing time because in my experience Saturdays were always hard, but I just did it in 13:01
8:01 is very impressive! barely any pausing
8:01 is very impressive! barely any pausing
Local radio did a bit on this news story of vultures eating all all the caulk and I still remember it over a decade later www.wftv.com/news/local/v...
Vultures eating away at Orange Co. Courthouse building
Channel 9 has discovered vultures are once again attacking the Orange County Courthouse -- costing taxpayers a small fortune.
www.wftv.com
August 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Local radio did a bit on this news story of vultures eating all all the caulk and I still remember it over a decade later www.wftv.com/news/local/v...
tried to offer my wife a pocket knife to open a package in the house yesterday, looked me dead in the eye and ripped it open like a savage
July 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
tried to offer my wife a pocket knife to open a package in the house yesterday, looked me dead in the eye and ripped it open like a savage
Oh no, I’ve just found out they’re discontinued. Gonna have to try the burger ones then
July 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Oh no, I’ve just found out they’re discontinued. Gonna have to try the burger ones then
The late night tacos blew my mind, perfect mimic of Taco Bell
July 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The late night tacos blew my mind, perfect mimic of Taco Bell
watching them throw both of my sorted bins into the same truck wondering why I bother
July 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
watching them throw both of my sorted bins into the same truck wondering why I bother
Puzzmo.com has a great variety of quick games and Lex.games for NYT free connections and other word games by @lexfri.xyz
Puzzmo — The (new) place for thoughtful puzzles.
Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.
Puzzmo.com
July 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Puzzmo.com has a great variety of quick games and Lex.games for NYT free connections and other word games by @lexfri.xyz
happy birthday!
I like your name (it is 5/6 of my name)
I like your name (it is 5/6 of my name)
July 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
happy birthday!
I like your name (it is 5/6 of my name)
I like your name (it is 5/6 of my name)