Senator Milton Young
@senmiltonyoung.bsky.social
Former U.S. Senator from the great state of North Dakota. They call me Mr. Wheat. The tallest building in Minot is named after me, which is a hell of a thing.
I've never been on an airplane without wearing a necktie and dress shoes.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I've never been on an airplane without wearing a necktie and dress shoes.
Never do business with or vote for a man who cries at Cat Stevens songs.
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Never do business with or vote for a man who cries at Cat Stevens songs.
I wish you goddamn people would stop trying to make me purchase your apps.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I wish you goddamn people would stop trying to make me purchase your apps.
This is the most impeachment-worthy thing he’s done yet.
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
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Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This is the most impeachment-worthy thing he’s done yet.
When you think your job is too tough, just remember that on Nov. 23, 1963, Dallas car salesmen had to go to work and try to sell convertibles.
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When you think your job is too tough, just remember that on Nov. 23, 1963, Dallas car salesmen had to go to work and try to sell convertibles.
I think it’s time I try my hand at a romantasy novel.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I think it’s time I try my hand at a romantasy novel.
I have a better chance at the GOP nomination in 2028 than Greene does. But she’ll shake the rubes down for money, stay in some nice hotels, eat some fancy food she can’t pronounce.
For a few months, maybe half a year, she’ll fly in rare air, which is more than most shitkickers can say.
For a few months, maybe half a year, she’ll fly in rare air, which is more than most shitkickers can say.
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I have a better chance at the GOP nomination in 2028 than Greene does. But she’ll shake the rubes down for money, stay in some nice hotels, eat some fancy food she can’t pronounce.
For a few months, maybe half a year, she’ll fly in rare air, which is more than most shitkickers can say.
For a few months, maybe half a year, she’ll fly in rare air, which is more than most shitkickers can say.
Mamdani rolled Trump like a bitch, as everyone knew he would. Trump’s fastball, such as it was, is gone. The parallels between Trump at a year in and Biden at a year in are striking.
But at least Biden’s people had the good sense to hide him away.
But at least Biden’s people had the good sense to hide him away.
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Mamdani rolled Trump like a bitch, as everyone knew he would. Trump’s fastball, such as it was, is gone. The parallels between Trump at a year in and Biden at a year in are striking.
But at least Biden’s people had the good sense to hide him away.
But at least Biden’s people had the good sense to hide him away.
This pig-eyed sack of shit is so riddled with dementia that he doesn’t know what planet he’s on.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This pig-eyed sack of shit is so riddled with dementia that he doesn’t know what planet he’s on.
Vance is less likable than Cruz, and Cruz’s own wife and children hate his guts. Meanwhile, Rubio has the intellectual capacity of a cocker spaniel with CTE.
Good luck in 2028, GOP.
Good luck in 2028, GOP.
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Vance is less likable than Cruz, and Cruz’s own wife and children hate his guts. Meanwhile, Rubio has the intellectual capacity of a cocker spaniel with CTE.
Good luck in 2028, GOP.
Good luck in 2028, GOP.
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There are certain people who from time to time you do wish would fall over the si
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
There are certain people who from time to time you do wish would fall over the si
It’s almost as though the walls closing in on your decades-long run of perversion may make you act even more insanely than ever.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s almost as though the walls closing in on your decades-long run of perversion may make you act even more insanely than ever.
Chevy Chase is about as funny as a burning orphanage.
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Chevy Chase is about as funny as a burning orphanage.
As it relates to 2026 and beyond, Mamdani is irrelevant. He’s a man of New York and will perhaps be a very good mayor. But his political future, whatever it may be, will be entirely contained within the borders of the state of New York.
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
As it relates to 2026 and beyond, Mamdani is irrelevant. He’s a man of New York and will perhaps be a very good mayor. But his political future, whatever it may be, will be entirely contained within the borders of the state of New York.
This little rat-bastard prince should be hanging from a metal girder, Mussolini-style, not sitting in the Oval Office slouching in a chair like a spoiled teenager.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This little rat-bastard prince should be hanging from a metal girder, Mussolini-style, not sitting in the Oval Office slouching in a chair like a spoiled teenager.
Bear in mind that many people who praise him publicly have long been looking to knife him in the back.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bear in mind that many people who praise him publicly have long been looking to knife him in the back.
Posnanski is as good as it gets ... but when I was younger man, if you'd told me that one day the two Cy Young winners would be 13-6 and 10-10, I would have told you to put the bottle down.
Tom Seaver was the first Cy Young winner to not have 20 wins. Now, that's normal. When did wins stop being the top metric for pitchers?
When Wins No Longer Mattered
And the illusion that we'll ever completely understand baseball.
www.joeposnanski.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Posnanski is as good as it gets ... but when I was younger man, if you'd told me that one day the two Cy Young winners would be 13-6 and 10-10, I would have told you to put the bottle down.
President or not, you get in a woman's face and call her "Piggy," you need a punch in the mouth.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
President or not, you get in a woman's face and call her "Piggy," you need a punch in the mouth.
Put Lou Whitaker and Dwight Evans in the Hall of Fame.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Put Lou Whitaker and Dwight Evans in the Hall of Fame.
At least his daddy and uncle had good taste.
when the full Olivia Nuzzi book streets Bluesky is going to collectively experience something akin to the ecstasies of the Bacchae
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
At least his daddy and uncle had good taste.
Watch the senate race in Minnesota. Peggy Flanagan, the current lieutenant governor, will win the Democratic (DFL) endorsement, while Congresswoman Angie Craig, will win the primary.
Flanagan is from the AOC-wing while Craig is from the Klobuchar-wing. Craig will then win the general by 6+.
Flanagan is from the AOC-wing while Craig is from the Klobuchar-wing. Craig will then win the general by 6+.
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Watch the senate race in Minnesota. Peggy Flanagan, the current lieutenant governor, will win the Democratic (DFL) endorsement, while Congresswoman Angie Craig, will win the primary.
Flanagan is from the AOC-wing while Craig is from the Klobuchar-wing. Craig will then win the general by 6+.
Flanagan is from the AOC-wing while Craig is from the Klobuchar-wing. Craig will then win the general by 6+.
It’s time for Uncle Milt to get back in the game. Are you people more active over on the fat South African’s platform?
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
It’s time for Uncle Milt to get back in the game. Are you people more active over on the fat South African’s platform?
She was 17 and homeless and trying to save money to get herself some braces.
What a world.
What a world.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
She was 17 and homeless and trying to save money to get herself some braces.
What a world.
What a world.
Patel makes Hoover look like Lincoln.
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Patel makes Hoover look like Lincoln.
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I enjoy that Curtis Sliwa isn’t a wholesale MAGA Republican but is a type of right wing crazy wholly unique to himself.
October 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I enjoy that Curtis Sliwa isn’t a wholesale MAGA Republican but is a type of right wing crazy wholly unique to himself.