Not Josh Hawley
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Not Josh Hawley
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(Not the) Missouri Senator. Yale grad and son of banker, just like you. White. Father. National Conservative (#NatC). Husband. Christian. Goy. Totally based.
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The scale of the homelessness crisis among the youngest New Yorkers is staggering. We have to tackle it head on.

In addition to building significantly more affordable housing and bringing down the cost of living, I'll double funding for "Every Child and Family Is Known."
154,000 New York City Students Were Homeless Last Year, a Record Number
www.nytimes.com
October 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Our New Ass Can Shit More Than Ever
April 4, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Men aren’t complete without the Holy Spirit. As men, we want more than anything TO BE FILLED.
July 13, 2023 at 3:34 PM
As long as I’m in Congress, there will be NO MORE PROTECTED CLASSES, be it legal or kindergarten!
'Heartbreaking': Justice Sotomayor cites rise in LGTBQ+ discrimination in dissent to SCOTUS ruling
The Supreme Court majority sided with a Colorado wedding website designer who wants to deny services to same-sex couples.
t.co
June 30, 2023 at 10:00 PM
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If you’ve long searched for a piece of literary criticism devoted to the long-neglected performance art of Dr. Ron Paul, have I got just the thing for you
From Tet to Trump in 21 Seconds: The Historical Performance Art of Dr. Ron Paul
Dr. Ron Paul may have never been inaugurated as President, but on 25 Sept. 2020, he ended up inaugurating a new form of performance art in an untitled livest...
youtu.be
June 29, 2023 at 1:15 AM
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me as a grad student: wow it's so funny how faculty never seem to update their headshots what is up with that

me as a faculty member: wow I wonder how much more mileage I can get out of this headshot from 2015
June 28, 2023 at 6:38 PM
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You ever try to change one single little thing in your life and it’s like “whoa I did not realize that was a lode-bearing habit”
June 24, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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June 24, 2023 at 1:11 PM
Tim Scott would clinch this primary in a heartbeat if he followed my advice and promised to distribute an n-word pass to every white American
June 24, 2023 at 12:40 PM
Have no fear, America; Uncky Josh is here
June 22, 2023 at 12:42 AM