Senator Norm
@senator-norm.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood democratic Senator **
Bipartisanship, norms and process are my jammy jams.
Together, we can tweet through anything.
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Bipartisanship, norms and process are my jammy jams.
Together, we can tweet through anything.
** parody
I would stand with Senator Murphy ...
But Mr. Ballz from DOGE has threatened to expose my browser history if I do.
Trust me, voters do not want to see that.
But Mr. Ballz from DOGE has threatened to expose my browser history if I do.
Trust me, voters do not want to see that.
March 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I would stand with Senator Murphy ...
But Mr. Ballz from DOGE has threatened to expose my browser history if I do.
Trust me, voters do not want to see that.
But Mr. Ballz from DOGE has threatened to expose my browser history if I do.
Trust me, voters do not want to see that.
Chuck always brings the big D energy!
He's right. To stop fascism, we must vote decisively to advance the fascist agenda.
He's right. To stop fascism, we must vote decisively to advance the fascist agenda.
March 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Chuck always brings the big D energy!
He's right. To stop fascism, we must vote decisively to advance the fascist agenda.
He's right. To stop fascism, we must vote decisively to advance the fascist agenda.
I proudly stand with Chuck.
The key is to be so submissive that Republicans get bored of hurting us, eventually. Real soon now!
The key is to be so submissive that Republicans get bored of hurting us, eventually. Real soon now!
March 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I proudly stand with Chuck.
The key is to be so submissive that Republicans get bored of hurting us, eventually. Real soon now!
The key is to be so submissive that Republicans get bored of hurting us, eventually. Real soon now!
Let's stand together athwart fascism, meekly holding tiny "Trump is mean" signs.
March 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Let's stand together athwart fascism, meekly holding tiny "Trump is mean" signs.
This book will be a difference maker.
Since there's not a whole lot for the Democrats to do right now, when Murkowski asked me to write a forward for her new memoir on bipartisanship, I jumped at the chance.
I've devoted the past 3 months to literally nothing else.
Since there's not a whole lot for the Democrats to do right now, when Murkowski asked me to write a forward for her new memoir on bipartisanship, I jumped at the chance.
I've devoted the past 3 months to literally nothing else.
February 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This book will be a difference maker.
Since there's not a whole lot for the Democrats to do right now, when Murkowski asked me to write a forward for her new memoir on bipartisanship, I jumped at the chance.
I've devoted the past 3 months to literally nothing else.
Since there's not a whole lot for the Democrats to do right now, when Murkowski asked me to write a forward for her new memoir on bipartisanship, I jumped at the chance.
I've devoted the past 3 months to literally nothing else.
Love. It.
Can you believe it only took 37 focus group sessions and 75 million dollars to come up with this zinger?
We Big D's are figuring out how to do nicknames... and it's making the Republi-cants nervous!
Can you believe it only took 37 focus group sessions and 75 million dollars to come up with this zinger?
We Big D's are figuring out how to do nicknames... and it's making the Republi-cants nervous!
February 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Love. It.
Can you believe it only took 37 focus group sessions and 75 million dollars to come up with this zinger?
We Big D's are figuring out how to do nicknames... and it's making the Republi-cants nervous!
Can you believe it only took 37 focus group sessions and 75 million dollars to come up with this zinger?
We Big D's are figuring out how to do nicknames... and it's making the Republi-cants nervous!
We're on it.
Feasibility studies are underway... is what I will be saying in roughly 3 months (6 tops) from now, when these feasibility studies may begin, if we decide to do them.
Either way, things are moving!
Feasibility studies are underway... is what I will be saying in roughly 3 months (6 tops) from now, when these feasibility studies may begin, if we decide to do them.
Either way, things are moving!
February 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We're on it.
Feasibility studies are underway... is what I will be saying in roughly 3 months (6 tops) from now, when these feasibility studies may begin, if we decide to do them.
Either way, things are moving!
Feasibility studies are underway... is what I will be saying in roughly 3 months (6 tops) from now, when these feasibility studies may begin, if we decide to do them.
Either way, things are moving!
I think for any such cabinet to have legitimacy, it needs to be bipartisan.
Most of the Republican's we've approached so far, have tried to shoot us, or called us groomers.
We're going to keep trying though!
Most of the Republican's we've approached so far, have tried to shoot us, or called us groomers.
We're going to keep trying though!
February 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I think for any such cabinet to have legitimacy, it needs to be bipartisan.
Most of the Republican's we've approached so far, have tried to shoot us, or called us groomers.
We're going to keep trying though!
Most of the Republican's we've approached so far, have tried to shoot us, or called us groomers.
We're going to keep trying though!
No more egg-scuses, Trump!
February 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
No more egg-scuses, Trump!
Fair! But we're arraying ourselves quickly.
Only another 6 months of focus groups to go, to come up with the concept of a messaging strategy.
Then only another 6-12 months of focus groups to turn that concept of a messaging strategy, into a messaging strategy.
Things are moving.
Only another 6 months of focus groups to go, to come up with the concept of a messaging strategy.
Then only another 6-12 months of focus groups to turn that concept of a messaging strategy, into a messaging strategy.
Things are moving.
February 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Fair! But we're arraying ourselves quickly.
Only another 6 months of focus groups to go, to come up with the concept of a messaging strategy.
Then only another 6-12 months of focus groups to turn that concept of a messaging strategy, into a messaging strategy.
Things are moving.
Only another 6 months of focus groups to go, to come up with the concept of a messaging strategy.
Then only another 6-12 months of focus groups to turn that concept of a messaging strategy, into a messaging strategy.
Things are moving.
It's hard to believe, but bipartisanship does exist in DC.
For example... Earlier this week BigBallz of DOGE locked me out of my office.
Did I get mad? No! We talked it out.
Well... my staff and I have our offices back! We even have some cool new computer programs now, like keylogger.exe.
For example... Earlier this week BigBallz of DOGE locked me out of my office.
Did I get mad? No! We talked it out.
Well... my staff and I have our offices back! We even have some cool new computer programs now, like keylogger.exe.
February 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It's hard to believe, but bipartisanship does exist in DC.
For example... Earlier this week BigBallz of DOGE locked me out of my office.
Did I get mad? No! We talked it out.
Well... my staff and I have our offices back! We even have some cool new computer programs now, like keylogger.exe.
For example... Earlier this week BigBallz of DOGE locked me out of my office.
Did I get mad? No! We talked it out.
Well... my staff and I have our offices back! We even have some cool new computer programs now, like keylogger.exe.
Yes, we are! But we also want voters to know we value bipartisanship.
That's why we're trying to find at least one Republican to partner with each Democrat in this process to expose the pain that Republicans caused.
No takers yet, but I'm optimistic we can find the good ones!
That's why we're trying to find at least one Republican to partner with each Democrat in this process to expose the pain that Republicans caused.
No takers yet, but I'm optimistic we can find the good ones!
February 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Yes, we are! But we also want voters to know we value bipartisanship.
That's why we're trying to find at least one Republican to partner with each Democrat in this process to expose the pain that Republicans caused.
No takers yet, but I'm optimistic we can find the good ones!
That's why we're trying to find at least one Republican to partner with each Democrat in this process to expose the pain that Republicans caused.
No takers yet, but I'm optimistic we can find the good ones!
We're on it! Chuck and I are furiously working on the concept of a statement to fax to the NYT.
We're hoping to get at least 10 R Senators to get on board with this fax. Bi-partisanship is important.
Also, do you know how to make the fax machine go? Is there an app?
We're hoping to get at least 10 R Senators to get on board with this fax. Bi-partisanship is important.
Also, do you know how to make the fax machine go? Is there an app?
February 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
We're on it! Chuck and I are furiously working on the concept of a statement to fax to the NYT.
We're hoping to get at least 10 R Senators to get on board with this fax. Bi-partisanship is important.
Also, do you know how to make the fax machine go? Is there an app?
We're hoping to get at least 10 R Senators to get on board with this fax. Bi-partisanship is important.
Also, do you know how to make the fax machine go? Is there an app?
I for one, will commit to giving at least three vigorous shakes at a press conference scheduled 3 weeks from now.
February 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I for one, will commit to giving at least three vigorous shakes at a press conference scheduled 3 weeks from now.
If they will not respect the law, then ask them politely to respect the concept of a law.
This is how you play hard balls.
I love watching this man work.
This is how you play hard balls.
I love watching this man work.
February 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If they will not respect the law, then ask them politely to respect the concept of a law.
This is how you play hard balls.
I love watching this man work.
This is how you play hard balls.
I love watching this man work.
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One thing voters tell my assistant, is that we don't respond fast enough in a crisis.
Seen.
Heard.
That's why I introduced a bill to double wages for hard working Americans going forward** AND retroactively 10 years**
It passed before the ink was even dry.
Loved.
** For Senate members only
Seen.
Heard.
That's why I introduced a bill to double wages for hard working Americans going forward** AND retroactively 10 years**
It passed before the ink was even dry.
Loved.
** For Senate members only
February 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One thing voters tell my assistant, is that we don't respond fast enough in a crisis.
Seen.
Heard.
That's why I introduced a bill to double wages for hard working Americans going forward** AND retroactively 10 years**
It passed before the ink was even dry.
Loved.
** For Senate members only
Seen.
Heard.
That's why I introduced a bill to double wages for hard working Americans going forward** AND retroactively 10 years**
It passed before the ink was even dry.
Loved.
** For Senate members only
One thing voters tell my assistant, is that we don't respond fast enough in a crisis.
Seen.
Heard.
That's why I introduced a bill to double wages for hard working Americans going forward** AND retroactively 10 years**
It passed before the ink was even dry.
Loved.
** For Senate members only
Seen.
Heard.
That's why I introduced a bill to double wages for hard working Americans going forward** AND retroactively 10 years**
It passed before the ink was even dry.
Loved.
** For Senate members only
February 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One thing voters tell my assistant, is that we don't respond fast enough in a crisis.
Seen.
Heard.
That's why I introduced a bill to double wages for hard working Americans going forward** AND retroactively 10 years**
It passed before the ink was even dry.
Loved.
** For Senate members only
Seen.
Heard.
That's why I introduced a bill to double wages for hard working Americans going forward** AND retroactively 10 years**
It passed before the ink was even dry.
Loved.
** For Senate members only
This is the kind of BIG D energy the country needs!
February 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This is the kind of BIG D energy the country needs!
I'm a Democratic Senator and I love norms so much I would sext them if I could. With my penis.
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Our norms were almost toast. But at the moment most dark, a hero rose - the hero we needed.
One of the greatest success of our constitutional democracy was it's failure to prosecute and convict Donald J Trump for insurrection. The norms held.
Mr Garland, we salute you.
One of the greatest success of our constitutional democracy was it's failure to prosecute and convict Donald J Trump for insurrection. The norms held.
Mr Garland, we salute you.
February 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'm a Democratic Senator and I love norms so much I would sext them if I could. With my penis.
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