Selphie Trabia
@selphietrabia.wombotuff.au
A small rodent-like creature currently infesting a house in Australia. Spends its days writing, farming and engaging in esoteric fibre arts. Cohabitates with 21 chickens, 3 bunnies and a mate.
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My nose is cold. :(
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My nose is cold. :(
7 points.
6. Never used a pencil. Rewound with finger.
9. Rude.
10. Had a nice VCR. Tapes never jammed.
13. Too crowded on Friday night. Went on Wednesday afternoons instead.
15. Memorised all the numbers I wished to call.
17. No sense of direction.
18. Dictionary never dusty.
6. Never used a pencil. Rewound with finger.
9. Rude.
10. Had a nice VCR. Tapes never jammed.
13. Too crowded on Friday night. Went on Wednesday afternoons instead.
15. Memorised all the numbers I wished to call.
17. No sense of direction.
18. Dictionary never dusty.
I have never done (9) (it's anti-social), (13) (Blockbuster never operated in my country), or (20) (those things were *expensive*).
I am teh oldz.
I am teh oldz.
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
7 points.
6. Never used a pencil. Rewound with finger.
9. Rude.
10. Had a nice VCR. Tapes never jammed.
13. Too crowded on Friday night. Went on Wednesday afternoons instead.
15. Memorised all the numbers I wished to call.
17. No sense of direction.
18. Dictionary never dusty.
6. Never used a pencil. Rewound with finger.
9. Rude.
10. Had a nice VCR. Tapes never jammed.
13. Too crowded on Friday night. Went on Wednesday afternoons instead.
15. Memorised all the numbers I wished to call.
17. No sense of direction.
18. Dictionary never dusty.
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I have never done (9) (it's anti-social), (13) (Blockbuster never operated in my country), or (20) (those things were *expensive*).
I am teh oldz.
I am teh oldz.
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I have never done (9) (it's anti-social), (13) (Blockbuster never operated in my country), or (20) (those things were *expensive*).
I am teh oldz.
I am teh oldz.
Goat is happening.
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Goat is happening.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
October 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Being able to chew with only one side of the mouth really takes the joy out of eating.
October 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Being able to chew with only one side of the mouth really takes the joy out of eating.
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Halp. I lost a bookmark to a very useful website.
The logo is a typewriter and the motto was something like turn your slush pile into something useful?
Other writers of bsky, can you help me with this?
Thanks.
The logo is a typewriter and the motto was something like turn your slush pile into something useful?
Other writers of bsky, can you help me with this?
Thanks.
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Halp. I lost a bookmark to a very useful website.
The logo is a typewriter and the motto was something like turn your slush pile into something useful?
Other writers of bsky, can you help me with this?
Thanks.
The logo is a typewriter and the motto was something like turn your slush pile into something useful?
Other writers of bsky, can you help me with this?
Thanks.
How is it that I can have two miles of zipper tape and not a single zipper pull?!?!
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
How is it that I can have two miles of zipper tape and not a single zipper pull?!?!
Your dad's here. When you get home, can you help me pick some colour contrast?
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Your dad's here. When you get home, can you help me pick some colour contrast?
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Bath time.
Note that this area is supposedly forbidden to them, but they not only managed to tear up the turf but also made bath bowls for themselves.
They have perfectly good bath bowls in the backyard that they aren't using.
Note that this area is supposedly forbidden to them, but they not only managed to tear up the turf but also made bath bowls for themselves.
They have perfectly good bath bowls in the backyard that they aren't using.
October 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Bath time.
Note that this area is supposedly forbidden to them, but they not only managed to tear up the turf but also made bath bowls for themselves.
They have perfectly good bath bowls in the backyard that they aren't using.
Note that this area is supposedly forbidden to them, but they not only managed to tear up the turf but also made bath bowls for themselves.
They have perfectly good bath bowls in the backyard that they aren't using.
USA friends, I have a question:
Are the people working at the waffle house supposed to be high as kites? If so, is this a bug or a feature?
Are the people working at the waffle house supposed to be high as kites? If so, is this a bug or a feature?
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
USA friends, I have a question:
Are the people working at the waffle house supposed to be high as kites? If so, is this a bug or a feature?
Are the people working at the waffle house supposed to be high as kites? If so, is this a bug or a feature?
As a lightsaber emits light and is carried in the hands, it counts as a lantern for the lantern festival.
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
As a lightsaber emits light and is carried in the hands, it counts as a lantern for the lantern festival.
Ugh my innards... I hate everything.
October 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Ugh my innards... I hate everything.
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Mrs Cornelia Elliott would be so horrified if she attended our church today. XD
But the uniting church would probably freak her out in general.
But the uniting church would probably freak her out in general.
October 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Mrs Cornelia Elliott would be so horrified if she attended our church today. XD
But the uniting church would probably freak her out in general.
But the uniting church would probably freak her out in general.
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I am currently in a delicious tea or deadly poison dilemma.
October 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I am currently in a delicious tea or deadly poison dilemma.
I can never make a nice omu rice
October 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I can never make a nice omu rice