Selkie
@selkie54.bsky.social
Pittsburgh, history nerd, general other nerdery, autistic, adhd, various other mental illnesses. Bratty and kinda slutty.
I made the mistake of opening a soup can in front of my cat. Prayers for my ears, currently under constant assault by meows.
December 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I made the mistake of opening a soup can in front of my cat. Prayers for my ears, currently under constant assault by meows.
Just learned my cat's face for "I don't like this, but I don't hate it either." pure confusion. She's adorable.
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Just learned my cat's face for "I don't like this, but I don't hate it either." pure confusion. She's adorable.
HOW ARE ALL THESE WOMEN ATTRACTED TO OWEN HUNT??!! HE IS THE WORST!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
HOW ARE ALL THESE WOMEN ATTRACTED TO OWEN HUNT??!! HE IS THE WORST!!!!!
Wait, there's already a third avatar movie? I remember hearing about the second, but I did not know the third already came out. Is this because everyone forgot about avatar when it took years for the sequel to come out?
December 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Wait, there's already a third avatar movie? I remember hearing about the second, but I did not know the third already came out. Is this because everyone forgot about avatar when it took years for the sequel to come out?
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very grimly ironic that our government run by podcasters sucks at true crime
Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
very grimly ironic that our government run by podcasters sucks at true crime
Why does LinkedIn want me to play games on their website? Why does LinkedIn have games on their website? YouTube and Netflix were already annoying enough with this, but, as always, LinkedIn has to be the worst.
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Why does LinkedIn want me to play games on their website? Why does LinkedIn have games on their website? YouTube and Netflix were already annoying enough with this, but, as always, LinkedIn has to be the worst.
Not all apps need a year in review. For instance, I have ADHD, so I don't really want to know what I've searched on Wikipedia through the year. I'm ok not knowing.
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Not all apps need a year in review. For instance, I have ADHD, so I don't really want to know what I've searched on Wikipedia through the year. I'm ok not knowing.
There's that stupid ad for something with Jamie Lee Curtis, and it asks "Who doesn't love Jamie Lee Curtis?" and the answer is me. I don't like her. She's a zionist who only cares about killing kids when they're not Palestinian.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
There's that stupid ad for something with Jamie Lee Curtis, and it asks "Who doesn't love Jamie Lee Curtis?" and the answer is me. I don't like her. She's a zionist who only cares about killing kids when they're not Palestinian.
Apparently now that my depression is slightly better, I now cry at movies, TV shows, and books. I'd like that to stop please. I don't actually care that Derek Shepherd died.
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Apparently now that my depression is slightly better, I now cry at movies, TV shows, and books. I'd like that to stop please. I don't actually care that Derek Shepherd died.
I think I should get the next FIFA peace prize. I have done just as much for peace as Trump. Actually, I've done even more since I haven't killed anyone! Or threatened war with any other countries!
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I think I should get the next FIFA peace prize. I have done just as much for peace as Trump. Actually, I've done even more since I haven't killed anyone! Or threatened war with any other countries!
I don't know the political opinions of the owners of Franklin the Turtle, but I really think they should sue.
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I don't know the political opinions of the owners of Franklin the Turtle, but I really think they should sue.
If you select the sort from highest to lowest price on a website, a little pop up should appear asking "you sure?" because what kind of wealthy psycho is searching for things that way?
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you select the sort from highest to lowest price on a website, a little pop up should appear asking "you sure?" because what kind of wealthy psycho is searching for things that way?
I don't really understand the point of smart appliances. Maybe a washer/dryer that alerts you when your laundry is done, at least at college, but beyond that I cannot see why people use them? I'm probably missing something, these are clearly not made for me, but can someone explain it?
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I don't really understand the point of smart appliances. Maybe a washer/dryer that alerts you when your laundry is done, at least at college, but beyond that I cannot see why people use them? I'm probably missing something, these are clearly not made for me, but can someone explain it?
Christina Yang needs to get on some better birth control. For someone who very much does not want kids, she seems to be real swishy on her birth control.
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Christina Yang needs to get on some better birth control. For someone who very much does not want kids, she seems to be real swishy on her birth control.
Oh lord I am at the musical episode of Grey's.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh lord I am at the musical episode of Grey's.
Oh my God I'm on the episode of Grey's where they have a clearly autistic surgeon and they are just awful to her. It makes me so angry.
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh my God I'm on the episode of Grey's where they have a clearly autistic surgeon and they are just awful to her. It makes me so angry.
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh!
A fsh!
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh!
A fsh!
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🥧 (a Thanksgiving comic)
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🥧 (a Thanksgiving comic)
Holy shit that's Tessa Thompson. I love seeing people in these type of shows before they were famous.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Holy shit that's Tessa Thompson. I love seeing people in these type of shows before they were famous.
Grey's Anatomy is so appalling misogynistic. Somehow everything is a woman's fault. And this show was made for women! Bailey is the only one not regularly blamed for things, and that's just because she is the angry scary black woman trope!
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Grey's Anatomy is so appalling misogynistic. Somehow everything is a woman's fault. And this show was made for women! Bailey is the only one not regularly blamed for things, and that's just because she is the angry scary black woman trope!
Things I've said to my cat: (as she claws at a purse) Stop that! I paid more for that bag than I paid for you!
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Things I've said to my cat: (as she claws at a purse) Stop that! I paid more for that bag than I paid for you!
Rewatching Grey's anatomy and oh my god. I forgot how much every single man in this show sucks. They are all so awful.
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Rewatching Grey's anatomy and oh my god. I forgot how much every single man in this show sucks. They are all so awful.
Trump only cares about things right in front of him. His memory and attention span are worse than a goldfish.
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Trump only cares about things right in front of him. His memory and attention span are worse than a goldfish.
Things I've said to my cat: Have you at least tried not being an asshole?
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Things I've said to my cat: Have you at least tried not being an asshole?
Bout to show up to my career counseling session with my sticker saying "I don't want a career. I want snacks" on my laptop.
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Bout to show up to my career counseling session with my sticker saying "I don't want a career. I want snacks" on my laptop.