Swizzle Stix
@selfishkitty.bsky.social
Just your everyday horny kitty. Pan, service (selfish!) top, selectively open
Many ideas, yes 😻
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Many ideas, yes 😻
What scrotum stretcher do you use? I’ve been searching for one that fits decently. It’s been a tough go so far
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What scrotum stretcher do you use? I’ve been searching for one that fits decently. It’s been a tough go so far
Man who enjoys ‘dicking down’ people here 😆
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Man who enjoys ‘dicking down’ people here 😆
Libedo is one of the first things to go when you’re stressed. It’s a sad shitty situation. Hopefully things improve for you soon
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Libedo is one of the first things to go when you’re stressed. It’s a sad shitty situation. Hopefully things improve for you soon
This has been me every day for the last week. I’m struggling mightily 😆
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This has been me every day for the last week. I’m struggling mightily 😆
This is far better than what came up with!
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This is far better than what came up with!
Not when I can’t stand up from my desk most days 😆😆
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Not when I can’t stand up from my desk most days 😆😆
This is me lately
October 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is me lately
You’ve reminded me a have a full pineapple in the fridge right now 🤔
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You’ve reminded me a have a full pineapple in the fridge right now 🤔
Well you certainly have my undevided attention now 👏
October 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Well you certainly have my undevided attention now 👏
Do you know this for certain?? 🤔
a blue cat laying on a table next to a glass
ALT: a blue cat laying on a table next to a glass
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September 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Do you know this for certain?? 🤔
My lap is disturbingly free of anyone humping it currently.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a bed with his legs crossed
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a bed with his legs crossed
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September 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My lap is disturbingly free of anyone humping it currently.
If people want to follow this account to witness how I am indeed going straight to hell, they are more than welcome 😹
Not sure *why* they’d want to be here though.
Not sure *why* they’d want to be here though.
September 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If people want to follow this account to witness how I am indeed going straight to hell, they are more than welcome 😹
Not sure *why* they’d want to be here though.
Not sure *why* they’d want to be here though.