Swizzle Stix
@selfishkitty.bsky.social
Just your everyday horny kitty. Pan, service (selfish!) top, selectively open
Suited for a few hours tonight at the Christmas party. Kitty was dirty anyway, so may as well make him VERY dirty by destroying the partner. Bad kitty took his treat 😻
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Suited for a few hours tonight at the Christmas party. Kitty was dirty anyway, so may as well make him VERY dirty by destroying the partner. Bad kitty took his treat 😻
No fun times with friends at the con last weekend. Expectations can lead to disappointment, so it’s better to let it happen naturally and enjoy when the chance pops up.
Despite this, we still actually managed to find time to enjoy each other. I’m still a very hungry kitty though 😼
Despite this, we still actually managed to find time to enjoy each other. I’m still a very hungry kitty though 😼
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
No fun times with friends at the con last weekend. Expectations can lead to disappointment, so it’s better to let it happen naturally and enjoy when the chance pops up.
Despite this, we still actually managed to find time to enjoy each other. I’m still a very hungry kitty though 😼
Despite this, we still actually managed to find time to enjoy each other. I’m still a very hungry kitty though 😼
Really hoping for fun times with friends at MFF. Last year was impressively busy and we didn’t have time for anything except work and sleep. We’re making time for ourselves this year, so hopefully we can drag a friend or three into bed with us
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Really hoping for fun times with friends at MFF. Last year was impressively busy and we didn’t have time for anything except work and sleep. We’re making time for ourselves this year, so hopefully we can drag a friend or three into bed with us
I need bigger teeth for Swizzle. Gotta get that maw
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I need bigger teeth for Swizzle. Gotta get that maw
Wake up during the night? Boner.
Wake up in the morning? Boner.
Sitting doing nothing? Boner.
Satan’s sweet ballsack I am ravenous. Going to need to maul a number of people at MFF., hopefully at the same time. Consensually, of course.
Wake up in the morning? Boner.
Sitting doing nothing? Boner.
Satan’s sweet ballsack I am ravenous. Going to need to maul a number of people at MFF., hopefully at the same time. Consensually, of course.
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Wake up during the night? Boner.
Wake up in the morning? Boner.
Sitting doing nothing? Boner.
Satan’s sweet ballsack I am ravenous. Going to need to maul a number of people at MFF., hopefully at the same time. Consensually, of course.
Wake up in the morning? Boner.
Sitting doing nothing? Boner.
Satan’s sweet ballsack I am ravenous. Going to need to maul a number of people at MFF., hopefully at the same time. Consensually, of course.
Need to figure out if I’m bringing the cat or wuff to MFF. Which is better for ‘fun’ times? Both have their merits for sure. I’m torn
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Need to figure out if I’m bringing the cat or wuff to MFF. Which is better for ‘fun’ times? Both have their merits for sure. I’m torn
While I don’t participate in no nut November, it’s already ruined as we got back from the concert past 1am this morning and I certainly did take what I wanted.
Guess this just means I need to do often nut November now?? 😹
Guess this just means I need to do often nut November now?? 😹
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
While I don’t participate in no nut November, it’s already ruined as we got back from the concert past 1am this morning and I certainly did take what I wanted.
Guess this just means I need to do often nut November now?? 😹
Guess this just means I need to do often nut November now?? 😹
Let me treat you like the princess and strumpet you really are…
to hold me like water.
or christ, hold me like a knife.
or christ, hold me like a knife.
October 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Let me treat you like the princess and strumpet you really are…
The horny is strong today. Someone might be getting mauled soon
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The horny is strong today. Someone might be getting mauled soon
Satan’s ass did I need that release. Been a pent up monster all weekend. Finally home and finally destroying the partner was long overdue
September 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Satan’s ass did I need that release. Been a pent up monster all weekend. Finally home and finally destroying the partner was long overdue
The amount of follows I get on this account that magically disappear a few weeks after is amusing. No, I’m not following you back if your profile has no content or is clearly spam/bot. Thanks for the laugh though
September 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The amount of follows I get on this account that magically disappear a few weeks after is amusing. No, I’m not following you back if your profile has no content or is clearly spam/bot. Thanks for the laugh though
Thinking about tying someone down onto a bed and then the partner and I fuck over/on them as they’re used as our personal furry fuck pillow. Unable to move, do anything about it or get themselves off in anyway.
Definitely in a mood & really need to make this happen to a friend. Taking applications
Definitely in a mood & really need to make this happen to a friend. Taking applications
August 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thinking about tying someone down onto a bed and then the partner and I fuck over/on them as they’re used as our personal furry fuck pillow. Unable to move, do anything about it or get themselves off in anyway.
Definitely in a mood & really need to make this happen to a friend. Taking applications
Definitely in a mood & really need to make this happen to a friend. Taking applications
Someone come and do this to me. Please and thank you
August 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Someone come and do this to me. Please and thank you
Going from once to twice daily fun romps while on vacation to nothing since Friday has not been the pendulum swing I wanted. Got a chest cold from the AC over there and it’s been kicking my ass. I need to be better soon because I’m fucking ravenous. Kitty needs to devour soon
August 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Going from once to twice daily fun romps while on vacation to nothing since Friday has not been the pendulum swing I wanted. Got a chest cold from the AC over there and it’s been kicking my ass. I need to be better soon because I’m fucking ravenous. Kitty needs to devour soon
How do you violate three holes at once? Magic fingers, baby!
Oh, and mini me as well 😹
Oh, and mini me as well 😹
August 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
How do you violate three holes at once? Magic fingers, baby!
Oh, and mini me as well 😹
Oh, and mini me as well 😹
The routine so far:
Wake up late, head out into the unyielding heat
Return a few hours later to cool off because thats all we can handle
Shower, siesta
Wake up, fuck
Go out into the (less) sticky heat for the evening
Get back late, shower, fuck again
Rinse, repeat
I get ultra horny when traveling 😹
Wake up late, head out into the unyielding heat
Return a few hours later to cool off because thats all we can handle
Shower, siesta
Wake up, fuck
Go out into the (less) sticky heat for the evening
Get back late, shower, fuck again
Rinse, repeat
I get ultra horny when traveling 😹
August 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The routine so far:
Wake up late, head out into the unyielding heat
Return a few hours later to cool off because thats all we can handle
Shower, siesta
Wake up, fuck
Go out into the (less) sticky heat for the evening
Get back late, shower, fuck again
Rinse, repeat
I get ultra horny when traveling 😹
Wake up late, head out into the unyielding heat
Return a few hours later to cool off because thats all we can handle
Shower, siesta
Wake up, fuck
Go out into the (less) sticky heat for the evening
Get back late, shower, fuck again
Rinse, repeat
I get ultra horny when traveling 😹
The heat is killing sexy times over here. Desire is certainly there, after 20 minutes I’m a sweaty mess and uncomfortable.
This why murrsuit fun needs lead up before the full act 😹
This why murrsuit fun needs lead up before the full act 😹
August 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The heat is killing sexy times over here. Desire is certainly there, after 20 minutes I’m a sweaty mess and uncomfortable.
This why murrsuit fun needs lead up before the full act 😹
This why murrsuit fun needs lead up before the full act 😹
Horny kitty? Horny kitty. Someone is getting filled good tonight
August 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Horny kitty? Horny kitty. Someone is getting filled good tonight
A weekend of being high AF and good music? Sounds like a hell of a plan. Hoping the weather behaves somewhat as it’s supposed to rain a fair bit Saturday. Might be wet and sloppy and not in the best way 😹
July 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A weekend of being high AF and good music? Sounds like a hell of a plan. Hoping the weather behaves somewhat as it’s supposed to rain a fair bit Saturday. Might be wet and sloppy and not in the best way 😹
I really need to find accessories for my suit and get my own ‘look’. It’s tough as I’ll try something and realize it’s not the right one. It’s getting pricey constantly trying things 😿
July 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I really need to find accessories for my suit and get my own ‘look’. It’s tough as I’ll try something and realize it’s not the right one. It’s getting pricey constantly trying things 😿
Really looking forward to our trip coming up in a couple of weeks. Sex in a new country just seems like a great achievement 😹
July 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Really looking forward to our trip coming up in a couple of weeks. Sex in a new country just seems like a great achievement 😹
Let’s discuss how many suits I know that I would love to completely annihilate. Knowing the person underneath the fur is hot AF just adds to the desire.
Brought to you by horny thoughts and still struggling to keep mini me down after 5 days of cialis
Brought to you by horny thoughts and still struggling to keep mini me down after 5 days of cialis
July 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Let’s discuss how many suits I know that I would love to completely annihilate. Knowing the person underneath the fur is hot AF just adds to the desire.
Brought to you by horny thoughts and still struggling to keep mini me down after 5 days of cialis
Brought to you by horny thoughts and still struggling to keep mini me down after 5 days of cialis
Normalize getting naked in front of friends. Because sharing is caring 😏
July 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Normalize getting naked in front of friends. Because sharing is caring 😏
Back to reality hurts us, precious. It hurts even more knowing the cialis is still coursing through me. I’m raging this morning and desperately need an under the desk ‘assistant’.
July 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Back to reality hurts us, precious. It hurts even more knowing the cialis is still coursing through me. I’m raging this morning and desperately need an under the desk ‘assistant’.
Home safely from FurEh. Stinky, sweaty kitty is already in the wash. Thank you to everyone who let me hump them repeatedly (consensually!) and hung out this weekend. It’s always a great con and I appreciate all of the staff and volunteers for the hard work they put into the event. Next stop, MFF.
July 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Home safely from FurEh. Stinky, sweaty kitty is already in the wash. Thank you to everyone who let me hump them repeatedly (consensually!) and hung out this weekend. It’s always a great con and I appreciate all of the staff and volunteers for the hard work they put into the event. Next stop, MFF.