Yesyes to all this, I was coming here to appreciate the Ferdinand jealousy.

Oof, that's beautiful.

HUBERT

Like that line in the dining hall, except at the end it's just Jeritza sitting on the counter swinging his feet

Hm, I wouldn't read most of his endings as romantic except Constance and maybe Byleth! And Constance is a weird case because she's also insane, but in a played-for-laughs way. Jeritza mostly seems to vanish into the shadows of history.

*Sluuuurp* and the entire class is put off Sweet Bun Trio for a week

hubert greatest hits

I still remember the Reddit thread where some extremely nice person posted requesting people shift this language, clearly explaining the why, and was met with a bunch of people getting defensive about why can't they write whatever they want and it's just fanfic, anyway

500 is the edging of narrative ideas

Smitten opera patron: Could I send him a--
Extremely competent usher: No.

"Yes of course you can't let stray cats run arou--hold on, that's MY cat."

Yuri has already assassinated two people who thought of telling her and ruining it.