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November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Thanos messing with some guy named David on his birthday every year, just because he can.
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Characters from Swedish comic series “Moomins”.
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The man is 78 years old I hope I look this good at 40.
Ernie Hudson, photo taken 2024
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Chart showing the increase of heat related deaths since 1979. Source: https://www.epa.gov/climate-indicators/climate-change-indicators-heat-related-deaths
September 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Mississippi lawmakers are trying to find the ones responsible for the policies that are leading to high infant mortality rates.
The hotdog suit man, trying to find the one responsible for crashing the hotdog vehicle into the building, from “I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson.”
August 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Gary Oldman in “Mank”, a movie about the screenwriter for “Citizen Kane”.
August 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Don’t get too close, or else you’ll trigger a boss fight.
The Ancestor Spirit boss from Elden Ring, a spooky elk corpse god thing.
July 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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President Skroob of “Spaceballs” inhaling his private stash of “Perri-air”.
June 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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A manga guy from, like, “Akagi” or something, explaining that “mahjong causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit.”
June 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Me in a decade or two after this goes through.
The Ghoul from “Fallout”.
May 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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The worst person you know made a great point, but without the text as an attempt to illustrate how the meme is so well known that the headline isn’t necessary but that joke probably doesn’t work as well for people who require alt text on images.
May 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I’m getting spacing and alignment issues on the Youtube mobile Safari browser.
Yellow subtitles in Youtube video acting strangely.
March 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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@dasharez0ne.bsky.social needs to add “constitutional violations” to the list.
Skeleton telling you “JUST WALK OUT. you can leave!!! work, social thing, movies, home, class, dentist, clothes shoppi, too fancy weed store, cops if your quick, friend ships. IF IT SUCKS… HIT DA BRICKS!! real winners quit” while following its own advice.
March 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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The first season of “Designated Survivor” had a reporter from a teen news website (“Teen Mode”) who was on the ball with figuring out what was going on. The showrunners knew that Teen Vogue was legit years ago.
Abe Leonard from “Designated Survivor”
February 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Oingo and Boingo from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, standing menacingly.
February 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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The fact that the shareholder lawsuit is being led by a police union pension scheme is *chef's kiss*.
"Target shareholders, led by the City of Riviera Beach Police Pension Fund in Florida, filed a class action lawsuit, claiming Target defrauding them by “artificially inflated” stock prices and failing to warn inventors about how removing DEI and ESG (environmental, social, and governance) policies could cause stock prices to plummet, Forbes reports." - Yahoo! Finance, "Target drops DEI initiatives and learns there are harsh consequences"
February 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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“When The Worst Person You Know Makes A Great Point” meme.
February 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Scene from anime “One Punch Man”, a superhero pointing at another child-like hero and asking “What’s with this sassy lost child?”. Used as a response to Elon Musk employing a teenager of low qualities to harangue federal employees.
February 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I get that you’re using the same article as PBS but you could have at least changed something.
Identical Bluesky message from PBS as Stars and Stripes
January 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Robert Downey Jr. as shock jock Wayne Gale in “Natural Born Killers”.
January 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Welp.
“Demolition Man” predicting the future of President Arnold Schwarzenegger.
November 19, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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Atarashi Gakko! in Boston.
November 10, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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An orc wearing glasses and a tie (vtuber Randon Neuring) stares disgruntledly at Orcspiration for he does not have a microfiber cloth for cleaning his glasses. He consoles himself with curry and Jack Daniels.
November 9, 2024 at 2:05 AM