Jordan (Hebo/himbo/hisbo)
@sekhimbo.bsky.social
Full-time trophy husband, occasional activist, seasonal fantasy football trash talker
I remember this interview Alexander Skarsgård gave about his time on Tarzan, how during bulk phases he'd eat so much he'd get sick, and how during the cut cycles he'd cry at the smell of food
July 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I remember this interview Alexander Skarsgård gave about his time on Tarzan, how during bulk phases he'd eat so much he'd get sick, and how during the cut cycles he'd cry at the smell of food
My Ayn Rand phase definitely ended before I got laid, but after I got my first bj, so maybe this is a sliding scale
July 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My Ayn Rand phase definitely ended before I got laid, but after I got my first bj, so maybe this is a sliding scale
Commentator: "It looks like they're going to be playing a lot of 12 personnel."
Random dude at the bar: "Wait, don't they only get 11 players?"
Random dude at the bar: "Wait, don't they only get 11 players?"
April 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Commentator: "It looks like they're going to be playing a lot of 12 personnel."
Random dude at the bar: "Wait, don't they only get 11 players?"
Random dude at the bar: "Wait, don't they only get 11 players?"
My first week on this app was, uh, a *lot* of ALF, so I've kind of accepted that messed up is the norm around here
April 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My first week on this app was, uh, a *lot* of ALF, so I've kind of accepted that messed up is the norm around here
Also never carried your own weight in group projects
April 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Also never carried your own weight in group projects
Yeah the senator from NJ is gonna get donations from, and vote in favor of, his constituents.
April 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yeah the senator from NJ is gonna get donations from, and vote in favor of, his constituents.
Would "being snide about it" count as doing something?
April 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Would "being snide about it" count as doing something?
Ah yes a very serious person
April 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ah yes a very serious person
If you've got a counterpoint to make, make it or stfu. Jfc you don't even take yourself seriously
March 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you've got a counterpoint to make, make it or stfu. Jfc you don't even take yourself seriously
"Everyone else" was literally just Martin O'Malley. No one else even lasted to the Iowa caucus, and if you think for a second that it took Obama's intervention to get Jim Webb to endorse Hillary over Bernie, I see why no one takes your political takes seriously
March 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"Everyone else" was literally just Martin O'Malley. No one else even lasted to the Iowa caucus, and if you think for a second that it took Obama's intervention to get Jim Webb to endorse Hillary over Bernie, I see why no one takes your political takes seriously
I think this would fall to states' Attorneys General. There is a very serious material harm here
February 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I think this would fall to states' Attorneys General. There is a very serious material harm here
Being prepped to house 30k prisoners...
February 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Being prepped to house 30k prisoners...
With very close ties to the FSB and CIA (that we know of)
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
With very close ties to the FSB and CIA (that we know of)
Posthumous pardons don't do much good
February 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Posthumous pardons don't do much good
There are elections in 2026
February 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There are elections in 2026
100-something years ago this qualified you to treat hysteria
February 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
100-something years ago this qualified you to treat hysteria
He's their guy! They're the reason he's a billionaire
February 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
He's their guy! They're the reason he's a billionaire
As a millennial of a certain age (and a fan of writing jokes that are only funny to myself), I vote "Flaming Homer" youtu.be/EiTlqsx5A5Y?...
Party in my mouth
YouTube video by Mah Reply
youtu.be
January 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
As a millennial of a certain age (and a fan of writing jokes that are only funny to myself), I vote "Flaming Homer" youtu.be/EiTlqsx5A5Y?...
I know I'm going to regret this, but when has that ever stopped me...
What would you call it instead?
What would you call it instead?
January 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I know I'm going to regret this, but when has that ever stopped me...
What would you call it instead?
What would you call it instead?
Axiom 1: I am cis
Axiom 2: I have never seen spiders fucking
Conclusion: This tracks
Axiom 2: I have never seen spiders fucking
Conclusion: This tracks
January 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Axiom 1: I am cis
Axiom 2: I have never seen spiders fucking
Conclusion: This tracks
Axiom 2: I have never seen spiders fucking
Conclusion: This tracks
I'm not a coder but this is my basic conclusion as well. The tedious, brute force type stuff, like in the same way you'd use a printer instead of transcribing by hand
January 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm not a coder but this is my basic conclusion as well. The tedious, brute force type stuff, like in the same way you'd use a printer instead of transcribing by hand
Misreading is as human as reading i guess
January 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Misreading is as human as reading i guess