Simon 🏴🖤
@seismicmelon.bsky.social
Long distance Ospreys fan 🏴 lover of things on two wheels and professional road warrior.
Gifted napper and biscuit eater.
Gifted napper and biscuit eater.
#shit Pollock is the darling of English rugby. Rightly so as he’s very good and rugby needs young superstars.
Morgan Morse. Equally as good yet doesn’t get anything like the attention and exposure Pollock does. Makes no sense.
#shit Josh Adams brain fart
#good Argentina.
Just the most fun.
Morgan Morse. Equally as good yet doesn’t get anything like the attention and exposure Pollock does. Makes no sense.
#shit Josh Adams brain fart
#good Argentina.
Just the most fun.
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The government comparison is pretty much spot on! You can trust me I’m a member of the board etc. I’ve always said it’s hard work being an ospreys fan 😁
October 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The government comparison is pretty much spot on! You can trust me I’m a member of the board etc. I’ve always said it’s hard work being an ospreys fan 😁
Also feel for the players. Such uncertainty going forward is just the worst motivator. Cardiff will be fine 😬 as they say you’ve got to have rugby in the capital 🙄 but I agree it’s totally shambolic. Peak WRU.
October 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Also feel for the players. Such uncertainty going forward is just the worst motivator. Cardiff will be fine 😬 as they say you’ve got to have rugby in the capital 🙄 but I agree it’s totally shambolic. Peak WRU.
Yeah there has been a big push from the west for him 😁 but as usual we’re right 😁😁
October 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yeah there has been a big push from the west for him 😁 but as usual we’re right 😁😁
But we know this 😁
October 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
But we know this 😁
The most savage comment I’ve seen for a while 😁
July 19, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The most savage comment I’ve seen for a while 😁
Give the lad a go. What’s the worse that could happen.
July 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Give the lad a go. What’s the worse that could happen.
#good Proud day. Played rugby this weekend with 6 lads I coached through junior rugby. All now over 21 and still playing for the same club! They’re all bloody huge! 😁 (I’m in the middle and tiny😂)
That is all really 😁
That is all really 😁
April 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
#good Proud day. Played rugby this weekend with 6 lads I coached through junior rugby. All now over 21 and still playing for the same club! They’re all bloody huge! 😁 (I’m in the middle and tiny😂)
That is all really 😁
That is all really 😁
Of all the places they could’ve chosen…
April 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Of all the places they could’ve chosen…
Also on the course is Aneurin Owen. He’s also a really nice guy too.
This is a lovely little thread of loveliness 😁
This is a lovely little thread of loveliness 😁
April 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Also on the course is Aneurin Owen. He’s also a really nice guy too.
This is a lovely little thread of loveliness 😁
This is a lovely little thread of loveliness 😁
Small update on Nikola Matawalu. He’s studying rugby coaching and performance at USW Pontypridd of all places. My son is on the same course. Says he’s the nicest guy in the world 😁 calls my boy Moana after his obsession with pacific island rugby 😁😁
April 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Small update on Nikola Matawalu. He’s studying rugby coaching and performance at USW Pontypridd of all places. My son is on the same course. Says he’s the nicest guy in the world 😁 calls my boy Moana after his obsession with pacific island rugby 😁😁
It’s not the hub cap for Welsh dominance but a nice pot of cash I guess.
Or the only piece of silverware that either one of us is gonna hold up.
Or the only piece of silverware that either one of us is gonna hold up.
March 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s not the hub cap for Welsh dominance but a nice pot of cash I guess.
Or the only piece of silverware that either one of us is gonna hold up.
Or the only piece of silverware that either one of us is gonna hold up.
Who? I’m not sure it’s wise to bring out the shags for next week. Cup game and all that 😉
March 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Who? I’m not sure it’s wise to bring out the shags for next week. Cup game and all that 😉
Keith will just walk over your boys and Deaves will smile purely because he’s playing on grass.
March 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Keith will just walk over your boys and Deaves will smile purely because he’s playing on grass.
I know no fear 😉
March 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I know no fear 😉
I don’t fear anything Edward
a man in a suit and turtleneck giving the middle finger
ALT: a man in a suit and turtleneck giving the middle finger
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March 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I don’t fear anything Edward
It would be my genuine pleasure 😉
March 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It would be my genuine pleasure 😉
I fear my boy next week you will be disappointed.
March 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I fear my boy next week you will be disappointed.
They’re merely jumping on the hype train. I admire your dedication though 😁
March 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They’re merely jumping on the hype train. I admire your dedication though 😁
I’m sure this will be of your usual high standard but I’m not sure I can ever watch it. That means accepting it actually happened 😔 not sure how you summoned the strength to complete it.
March 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’m sure this will be of your usual high standard but I’m not sure I can ever watch it. That means accepting it actually happened 😔 not sure how you summoned the strength to complete it.