Simon 🏴🖤
@seismicmelon.bsky.social
Long distance Ospreys fan 🏴 lover of things on two wheels and professional road warrior.
Gifted napper and biscuit eater.
Gifted napper and biscuit eater.
The intergalactic levels of cunts tricks by the WRU today. It’s gonna be the Ospreys cause of history and shit 🙄 We all know it. But I’ll stand by my team till the bitter end.
October 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The intergalactic levels of cunts tricks by the WRU today. It’s gonna be the Ospreys cause of history and shit 🙄 We all know it. But I’ll stand by my team till the bitter end.
Odd as this sounds I want the Aussies to win this. I want a banger of a final test. A proper final test match.
July 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Odd as this sounds I want the Aussies to win this. I want a banger of a final test. A proper final test match.
Won’t lie shed a little tear at the end of that game. I know there’s still so much wrong with rugby in Wales but just for a few minutes we can smile 😊#JPNvWAL
July 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Won’t lie shed a little tear at the end of that game. I know there’s still so much wrong with rugby in Wales but just for a few minutes we can smile 😊#JPNvWAL
Quick check in on book of face to see how my “friends” might have voted. Easy way to reduce the friend list.
I’m at an age now where I can’t be bothered to entertain people who’ve turned in cunts.
I’m at an age now where I can’t be bothered to entertain people who’ve turned in cunts.
May 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Quick check in on book of face to see how my “friends” might have voted. Easy way to reduce the friend list.
I’m at an age now where I can’t be bothered to entertain people who’ve turned in cunts.
I’m at an age now where I can’t be bothered to entertain people who’ve turned in cunts.
“What the fuck” has been said many many times in that first half. Ref clearly has lost control of the game.
Os sort yourselves out and play rugby. Don’t get dragged into the Turkball tactics.
Os sort yourselves out and play rugby. Don’t get dragged into the Turkball tactics.
March 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“What the fuck” has been said many many times in that first half. Ref clearly has lost control of the game.
Os sort yourselves out and play rugby. Don’t get dragged into the Turkball tactics.
Os sort yourselves out and play rugby. Don’t get dragged into the Turkball tactics.
Is this just me or do the vast majority of comments advocating cutting a region seem to come from players/fans of Scarlets or Cardiff.
I’m more than happy to be corrected by this.
I don’t want a region to go. I’d even keep the Scarlets going.
I’m more than happy to be corrected by this.
I don’t want a region to go. I’d even keep the Scarlets going.
March 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Is this just me or do the vast majority of comments advocating cutting a region seem to come from players/fans of Scarlets or Cardiff.
I’m more than happy to be corrected by this.
I don’t want a region to go. I’d even keep the Scarlets going.
I’m more than happy to be corrected by this.
I don’t want a region to go. I’d even keep the Scarlets going.
Someone in a WhatsApp group I’m in has just dropped his idea of Kingsley Jones for the DOR at the WRU.
He wasn’t joking either.
He wasn’t joking either.
a man with a beard and long hair is talking about visible confusion .
ALT: a man with a beard and long hair is talking about visible confusion .
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March 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Someone in a WhatsApp group I’m in has just dropped his idea of Kingsley Jones for the DOR at the WRU.
He wasn’t joking either.
He wasn’t joking either.
Someone in a WhatsApp group I’m in has just dropped his idea of Kingsley Jones for the DOR at the WRU.
He wasn’t joking either.
He wasn’t joking either.
a man with a beard and long hair is talking about visible confusion .
ALT: a man with a beard and long hair is talking about visible confusion .
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March 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Someone in a WhatsApp group I’m in has just dropped his idea of Kingsley Jones for the DOR at the WRU.
He wasn’t joking either.
He wasn’t joking either.
While we wait for the WRU review I’ve conducted my own this morning.
Wales losing streak started when I met my girlfriend. She’s perfect in every way but she might have to go.
Wales losing streak started when I met my girlfriend. She’s perfect in every way but she might have to go.
March 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
While we wait for the WRU review I’ve conducted my own this morning.
Wales losing streak started when I met my girlfriend. She’s perfect in every way but she might have to go.
Wales losing streak started when I met my girlfriend. She’s perfect in every way but she might have to go.
How I’m gonna deal with the game
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March 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
How I’m gonna deal with the game
Trying to formulate a plan to clone Morgan and Faletau. 23 players of their combined DNA is enough to take over the world.
March 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trying to formulate a plan to clone Morgan and Faletau. 23 players of their combined DNA is enough to take over the world.
Scotland are playing very good but also we’ve suddenly become shite at the basics. Really shit.
March 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Scotland are playing very good but also we’ve suddenly become shite at the basics. Really shit.
Everyone currently saying Nicky Smith is an incredible scrummager.
All @ospreysofficial.bsky.social fans “WE KNOW!!!” We’ve known for years 🙄
All @ospreysofficial.bsky.social fans “WE KNOW!!!” We’ve known for years 🙄
February 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Everyone currently saying Nicky Smith is an incredible scrummager.
All @ospreysofficial.bsky.social fans “WE KNOW!!!” We’ve known for years 🙄
All @ospreysofficial.bsky.social fans “WE KNOW!!!” We’ve known for years 🙄
So late for work it’s not even funny. Do I care? No not really.
Not a good way to start the working week 😬
Not a good way to start the working week 😬
February 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
So late for work it’s not even funny. Do I care? No not really.
Not a good way to start the working week 😬
Not a good way to start the working week 😬
Reposted by Simon 🏴🖤
🏆 WINNERS!
Ospreys U18s Boys take the RAG championship against Cardiff at a wet and windy Cardiff Arms Park.
Next gen getting the job done 😤🔥😎
#TogetherAsOne
Ospreys U18s Boys take the RAG championship against Cardiff at a wet and windy Cardiff Arms Park.
Next gen getting the job done 😤🔥😎
#TogetherAsOne
February 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
🏆 WINNERS!
Ospreys U18s Boys take the RAG championship against Cardiff at a wet and windy Cardiff Arms Park.
Next gen getting the job done 😤🔥😎
#TogetherAsOne
Ospreys U18s Boys take the RAG championship against Cardiff at a wet and windy Cardiff Arms Park.
Next gen getting the job done 😤🔥😎
#TogetherAsOne
I’ve always held the belief that the players in the Wales squad were much better than they were playing. I think yesterday proved that.
Gatland going isn’t the full cure but it’s a start 😁
Gatland going isn’t the full cure but it’s a start 😁
February 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I’ve always held the belief that the players in the Wales squad were much better than they were playing. I think yesterday proved that.
Gatland going isn’t the full cure but it’s a start 😁
Gatland going isn’t the full cure but it’s a start 😁
What a defensive shift from Wales! And what a bloody win! Get in 👊🏼
February 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What a defensive shift from Wales! And what a bloody win! Get in 👊🏼
Wales squad. You ain’t gonna please everyone. Myself not 100% convinced by some selections but novel to see players in their actual positions.
Dan Eds been done dirty though.
Dan Eds been done dirty though.
February 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Wales squad. You ain’t gonna please everyone. Myself not 100% convinced by some selections but novel to see players in their actual positions.
Dan Eds been done dirty though.
Dan Eds been done dirty though.
Looking at the debates for Saturdays game against Ireland and I’ve come to a conclusion. I don’t care who we play just score a try and look vaguely competent please 😁
February 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Looking at the debates for Saturdays game against Ireland and I’ve come to a conclusion. I don’t care who we play just score a try and look vaguely competent please 😁
No shame in that score line boys @ospreys you could see the effort and commitment! Deaves is an absolute animal 🖤
February 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
No shame in that score line boys @ospreys you could see the effort and commitment! Deaves is an absolute animal 🖤
Genuinely love Harry Deaves 🖤
February 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Genuinely love Harry Deaves 🖤
Ospreys vs Leinster gives me state school vs the posh kids vibes
February 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ospreys vs Leinster gives me state school vs the posh kids vibes