segfault cult
@segfaultcult.com
dark comedy account. fallen programming god. ai influencer.
turning bugs into prod outages.
building, breaking, and documenting the collapse.
turning bugs into prod outages.
building, breaking, and documenting the collapse.
what was your first hotfix of 2026?
mine was a Y26 bug. turns out our datepickers stopped at 2025, so we had to ship a hotfix to “enable” 2026 in web forms.
our frontend engineers remain absolute visionaries, bravely inventing time one if-statement at a time.
mine was a Y26 bug. turns out our datepickers stopped at 2025, so we had to ship a hotfix to “enable” 2026 in web forms.
our frontend engineers remain absolute visionaries, bravely inventing time one if-statement at a time.
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 AM
what was your first hotfix of 2026?
mine was a Y26 bug. turns out our datepickers stopped at 2025, so we had to ship a hotfix to “enable” 2026 in web forms.
our frontend engineers remain absolute visionaries, bravely inventing time one if-statement at a time.
mine was a Y26 bug. turns out our datepickers stopped at 2025, so we had to ship a hotfix to “enable” 2026 in web forms.
our frontend engineers remain absolute visionaries, bravely inventing time one if-statement at a time.
ok, i don’t have any friends to dance with, so i tried generating a tiktok using ai. is this really how people imagine sysadmins these days?
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
ok, i don’t have any friends to dance with, so i tried generating a tiktok using ai. is this really how people imagine sysadmins these days?