traditional saas is dead. i’ve asked claude to vibecode microsoft office.

14 minutes later:

powerpoint no longer has slides, but “narrative shards”.
every time you press next, it A/B tests your personality.

word auto-saves directly to hr.

clippy came back but he’s a venture capitalist now.

anthropic ceo: ai will replace developers in the next 18 months.
me: i’ll rewrite my code into an unmaintainable mess, so that even ai won’t touch it.

yes, i believe it’s the time to make our jobs safe. no matter what it takes.

anyone knows any _bad_ books for learning php?

if you’re worried about the stock market going down, just wait until I publish my personal financial statement.
converted my entire savings into gpu-s.

diversification is for people without vision.

boss discovered claude over the weekend.
decided the dev team is now “a legacy cost center” and needs to be laid off.
effective immediately, product and code will be “vibe-generated”, directly by the customer.

thank god i’m in devops.

wework: we're burning through $2bn a year, but it's 'community-adjusted ebidta'
openai: we're burning through $9bn a year, but it's 'investing in growth'
me: i'm burning through $10k a year, but it's 'investing in crypto'

new study just dropped:

73% of Ralph Wiggum AI agents quit after week two because they realized they’re basically unpaid interns refactoring legacy code written by a startup that pivoted to crypto in 2019.

updated my facebook status, just so my mom doesn't worry. i quit that job 10 years ago.

if you're curious - i'm working on an agentic ai to make my car self-driving. currently there’s an 8-second delay between “oh no” and “action taken”, which i’m calling “human parity.”

got a desk for my garage workshop.
purely for car tinkering and modeling. very wholesome. very analog.

anyway, somehow it’s now holding six monitors, a keyboard I don’t remember buying, and a chair that costs more than the car I’m fixing.

looking for some ideas for useless ai copilots. asked chatgpt, and it proposed microslop’s copilot as a prime example. no shit sherlock.

building my own sovereign cloud in my basement.
data residency guaranteed because it literally cannot leave the house.

currently runs on:
- one rack server
- three raspberry pis
- a ups that screams like a dying animal
- geopolitical neutrality enforced by a locked door and social anxiety

what was your first hotfix of 2026?

mine was a Y26 bug. turns out our datepickers stopped at 2025, so we had to ship a hotfix to “enable” 2026 in web forms.

our frontend engineers remain absolute visionaries, bravely inventing time one if-statement at a time.

unpopular opinion: edge is the best incarnation of chromium, and copilot is great.

i love a browser that feels like a product demo for microslop every time i open a new tab. it’s comforting. like being watched, but professionally.

ok, i don’t have any friends to dance with, so i tried generating a tiktok using ai. is this really how people imagine sysadmins these days?

asked my chatgpt agent to order ihop pancakes for breakfast and it’s been sitting there for 30 minutes running a cost-benefit analysis on whether hashbrowns are a side or a lifestyle choice

farewell party for our manager. the donuts are just as hollow as the leadership void.