look, i’m not trying to be ageist, I often prefer an older person when it comes to therapy, advice, etc. But like… C’mon now, right?

the average american has three friends.

the back has a beach scene molded directly into the plastic(!) I need one of these sonic cubes stat.

. @roryblank.bsky.social got it right the first time

all this talk from dem strategists meanwhile Mick Foley is RIGHT THERE

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