It’s funny but also excellent advice!

…p.s. sorry for creeping your profile but **the Possum Lodge motto** 😂😂😂

Classic.

Was gonna say this.

Even if you don’t like them (for good reason); even if they suck as a person.

Criticize the actual things that make them suck; not traits that could apply to folks of any kind of character.

Ok but what about roller skates?

…when there is an EMERGENCY in portland:

She will not rest until she has forced him to fire everyone including himself

i hate it here

…IDK if my mom is going, but when Trump started his threats about the National Guard in PDX, she said we need a Portland-specific protest symbol, a la DC’s sub sandwich (after someone chucked one at the troops there 😂) & she suggested a pickle.

I informed her today she was on the right track ✅

💯percent me.

Someone’s on a roll tonight

Calling him Peter Jordanson from now on.

I have a very fun condition called eosinophilic esophagitis which has caused me to have many such near-death experiences.

One day this will be the way I die alone in my house 🙃

💯💯💯