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natalie “anxiety spice” toft
@seenadsgo.bsky.social
World Champion Revenge Bedtime Procrastinator.
Ungovernable Trash Panda.
Portland, baby!
Chronic illness.
Chronic dork.
Broke af.
She/her.
So, so tired.
…IDK if my mom is going, but when Trump started his threats about the National Guard in PDX, she said we need a Portland-specific protest symbol, a la DC’s sub sandwich (after someone chucked one at the troops there 😂) & she suggested a pickle.

I informed her today she was on the right track ✅
September 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Would’ve been celebrating my 15th anniversary today, if not for that phenomenon where sometimes a person turns out to be very much not who you believed they were.

I guess it was a mistake.

But that joy on my face was as real as the love bursting from my heart.

Nobody can say I didn’t mean it.
September 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You actually can say you don’t condone what happened without doing whatever the fuck this is, Ezra

(Insta story: @mattxiv.bsky.social)
September 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
September 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
yeah i guess i had some thoughts

(1/3)
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
@mattxiv.bsky.social doing what most of the media won’t.

Excellent episode; 11/10 recommend a listen.

www.instagram.com/reel/DNEUCbn...
August 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
August 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Eleventeen-blousand points if you can guess the thoughts happening inside this head; wrong answers only
July 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I choose to believe that this little manifestation/spell-casting endeavor was successful, and he’s out there now somewhere, still coughing and sputtering.

I hope he knows, deep down in his unfaithful lil heart, that it was from me ✨💖✨
July 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Good morning to everyone except the duplicitous & truth-averse ex-husband who abruptly bailed on our marriage, leaving my heart & life in ruins, exactly eight years ago on this date.

All are welcome to synchronize with my vibrational energy in willing him to inhale a giant bug today; tysm 🩵🙏🏻
July 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Here’s something fun: I’d been psyching myself up for days/weeks gearing toward getting to a much-needed med appointment that has had my anxiety thru the roof, scheduled for this past week-

BUT ….
July 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
*concentration camp.

but yes.
April 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
April 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This thing, 1994
April 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
o mine stars and garters
April 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Le what???

AN DIS-HONEST OFFICER OF THE LAW?????
April 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m sure there will be no negative impacts on patients in general as a result of healthcare workers being distracted trying to parse warrants and assess the legal rights of those under their care, instead of focusing on, like, their jobs or whatever

www.npr.org/sections/sho...
March 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Speaking of “waste, fraud, and abuse”
March 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
March 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“Did you even say thank you?”
March 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What could go wrong?
March 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA
March 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The sex-pest thing should be automatically disqualifying without a second thought, but beyond that:

If you can’t even look another human being in the eye while they’re struggling, you’re definitely nowhere near equipped to lead and run a major city.
March 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM