The big one out here in San Diego in 1996 was “Hey Caminiti”, a really low hanging fruit effort that was the perfect storm of the Macarena being huge and Ken Caminiti having his MVP season for the Padres around the same time. Rhymed “ribbies” with “city.” It’s bad.

Hey alright, happy to have you here in America’s Finest City!

I do not like it. He looks like Turbo Teen stuck in mid-transformation.

Zack can you please speak on the fact Roy’s character is named Mike Seaver, in 1989 when Growing Painsmania was still running wild all across this land?

God, I HATED Duet… though to be fair, I can’t think of a less-appealing show for a 10 year old to watch.

The theme song is truly terrible (but the same kind of terrible as, like, City of Crime from Dragnet). I feel weirdly energized that someone is talking about this goddamn show in 2025.

God, Open House. What a great pull.

All these similar names but only one Ritch Yarber, baby! One of one!

Oh thank god

The worst part for me is there’s a section of it that sounds like Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch’s “Good Vibrations” so then THAT gets stuck in my head on top of having to hear this other crummy music.

Oh so you were just spreading that all around, eh? Thought we were sharing a special moment. 😔

“And THEN, then Frank, we put AD into the VCR and, oh no!, realized that you like wrestling more than George Michael! What a shocker! What happened? There was so much wrestling, and I kept hoping the Bluths would pop up and it wouldn't be the end of the eps on that tape. But alas...”

Mortifying.

Hey Dave, not exactly world-ruling but what about when Doom was US President in the 2099 AD run of, uh, 2099?

Oh man, the iconic soundtracks to 7th and 8th grade (my peak).

Oh good, it’ll cut down on the confusion when a jolly, white-bearded fat man comes visiting next Saturday.

This is a great piece of business

Happy birthday, Mike! Hope it’s a good day.