Uh, Edwin McCain much?

Remembering in 2005 I lent a VHS tape with some S2 eps of Arrested Development I recorded to this super-pretentious girl I worked with, you know, trying to score some points and… well, tragically it turns out the tape I used also had a bunch of old WWE shows on it. She emailed me the next day:

Shout to Larry B, whose Baskin Robbins DoorDash review sounds like several conversations happening at once. Is this what it’s like in Professor X’s head?

Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late

Testing the waters now that more people are here: Is this the type of crowd that wants to see stuff like the smart Gremlin pitching a stay at an affordably priced hotel?

On this Veterans Day, I just want to take a moment and say that I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed a single moment of Marine veteran Rob Riggle on-screen in anything. I cannot think of anyone less on my comedy frequency. Fuckin guy sucks.

Can’t believe my own girlfriend fuckin big-timed me on this, the greatest work of my life.

I hope we as a people can come together and stop creating and/or engaging with “it’s ‘The Bear’ but making some mundane meal” content. Thank you.

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

Really enjoying California Split but am distracted by Elliott Gould sounding like “casual interview Ric Flair” #flairforthegould