DONALD TRUMP VS JIMMY KIMMEL

Tell Disney capitulating to Trump is unacceptable. Bring Kimmel back, now:

action.eko.org/a/disney-kim...

Lessee…$21/12 mos = $1.75/mo. Pretty sure $1.75 is < $15. Also, reviewing my order history, I’ve only spent $5 on shipping since quitting Prime, so $16 shipping costs was WITH Prime. The item I bought w/ $5 shipping is not sold via Prime, and all the free shipping options cost $5 more. 1/

If you ever need to cancel your Xfinity/Comcast service, tell them you’re going to be homeless. It’s the only way to stop them from aggressively trying to sell you service at your new home when you move. It’ll cut your 1-2 hour call to a mere 30 minutes!

First, contact your reps and tell them to back the CFPB. Second, switch to a credit union already! Better rates, better service, lower fees, equal convenience, zero fraud, zero support of international terrorists and criminals. Just do it.

Trump gutted the Aviation Safety Cmte!
Trump ousted the FAA admin!
The FAA admin was fired because Elon wanted him out!
One air traffic controller was doing the job of 2 people during the crash!
Trump ordered a hiring freeze!
Trump is supposed to be in charge-- why won't he accept responsibility?

It’s “just a Roman salute” eh? It just happens to look like a Nazi salute, b/c they borrowed it from Mussolini, who got it from a painting. No evidence that actual ancient Romans saluted this way, but that’s fascism for you — fighting for a past that never existed.

Re-watching Veronica Mars. Random throw-away quote, as Veronica heads to NYC: “…I’ll pack my mace in case we run into that Trump fellow.” From S2E22, in 2005.

It’s great that we leftists are decentralized. We don’t have a vast right-wing media machine making us believe in election denial conspiracies overnight. We can make up our own conspiracies completely grass-roots. ✊

Pretty ghoulish that people are laughing about a terrorist attack where a guy blew up a Cybertruck in front of a Trump building.

Today I learned that “nom de plume” is French for “Mark Twain”.

“I don’t hate you, I just don’t approve of your lifestyle.”

How you feel about your cruelty doesn’t make it less cruel.

The fact that you feel good about it makes it worse, doesn’t it?

Remember when BSkiers were ranting about Congress’ 40% raise? Besides being a bad take, it was based on a Musk lie. Let’s do better. www.politico.com/news/2024/12...

Ironic: everything is a dichotomy, or it isn’t.

Borat, The Office, Austin Powers: funny.

People who quote the above: negative funny. Always. The net funny in the world is now at a deficit.