Seductive Tommy H
@seductivetommyh.bsky.social
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. The most seductive parody account occasionally commenting on Orioles stuff, girl.
The lineup needs more SPILFs.
Senior-seductive pitchers I’d like to…
Senior-seductive pitchers I’d like to…
I think Adley is the oldest player in the lineup today and that is just absolutely wild to think about
August 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The lineup needs more SPILFs.
Senior-seductive pitchers I’d like to…
Senior-seductive pitchers I’d like to…
I’m a free agent, girl.
ah yes, that familiar excitement as an o's fan to see another top hitting prospect debut, knowing he will spend his years of team control with the 27th best pitching staff in baseball
August 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m a free agent, girl.
Mike Elias and I have very different definitions of “liftoff”, girl.
Mike involves olive oil, a vibrating egg, the tunes of Barry White and no one named “Greg Allen” in my starting lineup.
Mike involves olive oil, a vibrating egg, the tunes of Barry White and no one named “Greg Allen” in my starting lineup.
the elite talent pipeline
The Orioles open their series against the Athletics with a new-look outfield:
Holliday 2B
Westburg 3B
Henderson SS
Rutschman C
Mountcastle DH
Noda RF
Mayo 1B
Allen CF
Carlson LF
Sugano RHP
Holliday 2B
Westburg 3B
Henderson SS
Rutschman C
Mountcastle DH
Noda RF
Mayo 1B
Allen CF
Carlson LF
Sugano RHP
August 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Mike Elias and I have very different definitions of “liftoff”, girl.
Mike involves olive oil, a vibrating egg, the tunes of Barry White and no one named “Greg Allen” in my starting lineup.
Mike involves olive oil, a vibrating egg, the tunes of Barry White and no one named “Greg Allen” in my starting lineup.
Single A ballpark, single A lighting, single A umpires. #notseductive
June 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Single A ballpark, single A lighting, single A umpires. #notseductive
An opening day tradition, girl. Waiting through a long concession line to be told they’re out of what you want and that the QR code isn’t working, so you can’t get a discount on the item you didn’t even want.
March 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
An opening day tradition, girl. Waiting through a long concession line to be told they’re out of what you want and that the QR code isn’t working, so you can’t get a discount on the item you didn’t even want.
This replay brought to you by DraftKings, girl. If they clearly don’t get it right, it’s gotta be DraftKings.
March 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This replay brought to you by DraftKings, girl. If they clearly don’t get it right, it’s gotta be DraftKings.
Every micro-blogging site needs a little seductive and a lot of juice for the dong bong. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah.
November 23, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Every micro-blogging site needs a little seductive and a lot of juice for the dong bong. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah.