sedate snail
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sedate snail
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did anyone make a login library/service called "kenny" yet
December 13, 2024 at 3:17 PM
solomon: we'll cut the baby in half
dad 1: no, you can't do it!
dad 2, who happens to be michael jackson: 🎵 but the kid is not my son 🎵
solomon: why didn't you just say so? ok dad 1 he's all yours
December 9, 2024 at 1:47 AM
for the record I'm not Taking a Stand here, I just can't help posting this
December 5, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I wish I had someone else learning rails at the same time, maybe a step ahead of me, so I could frequently:
- ask "what's the mental rotation I need to do to make this make sense?"
- rant "this is absolutely dumb, right?"
December 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I've got a lingering cough for weeks. Doctor said I'm not contagious but idk how to broadcast that to everyone I'm around.
... I should just carry a cigarette, then ppl will think it's just a smoker's cough!
December 2, 2024 at 6:35 PM
alex honnold: I free soloed that iconic yosemite climb
zoomer: no cap?
a: yeah, el cap
z: lol
a: what?
z: as if anyone could free solo that
a: I did!
z: no cap?
a: el cap!
barista: here's your drink
z: cap?
a: yes, I free soloed it!
z (taking a sip, it's black coffee): no cap :(
December 2, 2024 at 6:14 PM
joke got memory holed on Twitter bc it has a link:

when will.i.am dies does his name change to will.he.was?
November 30, 2024 at 3:07 AM
every so often I find some angle that seems so obvious to me, that the rest of the world continues to get absolutely, flamboyantly wrong

and sometimes someone else writes a blog post saying the exact same thing! sometimes with a solution, even!
November 26, 2024 at 3:43 PM
omg is one of these Connections going to be "all you need"?
November 22, 2024 at 4:18 PM
my new bit is gonna be reposting my Very Good Tweets that did not go superviral, to prove that it was surely because of The Algorithm
November 22, 2024 at 3:54 PM
nosferatu? looks more like a teethsferatu to me!
November 22, 2024 at 3:50 PM
proposal: I'll let the Brits call it "Cluedo", if the US versions of Lord of the Rings write our hero's name as "Fro"
November 22, 2024 at 3:50 PM
you, amateurs: prompt engineering
me: by psychokinesis creating a square shaped Claude using skills I have learned from amateur psychic T. Chase www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNYo...
By Psychokinesis a Psychic turns a Cloud into a Square Cloud in Sept. 2010
YouTube video by revelation13net
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I bet this feels good as hell for a curve: a.carapetis.com/csf/
Curve Shortening Flow - Interactive Demonstration
a.carapetis.com
November 15, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Ron Paul fighting Neil Degrasse Tyson? Absolutely here for this
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM
I haven't figured out what to post here since we stopped saying "sheesh"
June 2, 2023 at 3:37 PM
I don't think she lived happily ever after; she clearly had a stroke halfway through this sentence
May 26, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Reposted by sedate snail
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
May 5, 2023 at 9:52 PM
logging on to twitter to see what my IRL friends and some online friends are up to

logging on to mastodon to see what my old academic friends and some of the ex-twitter friends are up to

logging on to bluesky to sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
May 3, 2023 at 1:50 PM
joined in this thread now my notifications are all "sheeeesh", "sheeeeeesh", "sheeeeeeeeeeesh", and y'know what, dear notifications, same
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

Good morning
May 2, 2023 at 2:35 PM
how did the numbers threads stop?
I mean I know there was a lecture on computational complexity; after that did *everyone* collectively decide "nah this isn't fun anymore"?
May 1, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Buffalo win
i had a dream i made the first post to get 100k likes on here and it was a reply to someone asking what my favorite type of wing was and i replied "Buffalo win" and everybody started quote skeeting "Buffalo win" cause they thought it was the funniest shit theyve ever seen
May 1, 2023 at 4:12 PM
order of magnitude mnemonic songs:

I would walk 12,000 miles
and I would walk 12,000 more
just to be the man who walked (almost) around the world's equator
April 28, 2023 at 6:51 PM
anyway I'll probably be back once there's an android app
April 14, 2023 at 8:45 PM
oh no I commented on numbers thread and then left for 3 days, 312 notifications
April 14, 2023 at 8:38 PM