Love this for him

Kroger at 901 Johnson st is closing its location.

This dog enjoying a car ride

TikTok initially gave my account a strike for this post. It’s not eligible to be shared on the “for you” feed.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Kcg1s4/

Reporter: Hey Pete, are you wearing a hat?

Pete: THIS IS A HEAD COVERING. It is designed to match this shirt. It is not being worn to deflect sunlight, absorb sweat, root for a team, cover a bald spot, hold a fish hook, hide a joint, sit my sunglasses on or hit my subordinates.

SNL is going to have to open the show by apologizing that they can’t possible keep up with the number of sketches they could make about the government each week.

Photo from hearings accusing PBS and NPR of being racist to White people.

Don’t let it get lost that the Houthi rebels were affecting Tesla shipping to Europe.
www.politico.eu/article/musk...

The movie Bring It On is such a brilliant piece of class consciousness that is lost on nearly everyone who watched it (including me).

This is the most brilliant satire I have ever witnessed in my entire life

Fucking dudes on TikTok saying I’m not hot because I insulted Joe Rogan. They won’t tell me what guys they’re normally into either.

…with liberty and justice for political allies of the president.

Fuck the Federal government when it’s an agency they want to destroy.

Treat the Federal government as an omnipotent regime when they want to impose their will on the people

This movie Twister Valley is really acting like tornadoes are hunting people down. Like, a tornado is holding a grudge against this woman.

The people destroying the federal government are playing with their silverware at their opulent dinner.

He allegedly cannot get an erection because of a botched penile implant procedure.

#Elon #Musk #ElonMusk #Nazi

This is the only thirst trap I have. It’s a trap because I’m like 30 pounds heavier atm.

My mom is over the bullshit