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September 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Love this for him
September 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Kroger at 901 Johnson st is closing its location.
July 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This dog enjoying a car ride
July 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
TikTok initially gave my account a strike for this post. It’s not eligible to be shared on the “for you” feed.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Kcg1s4/
April 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reporter: Hey Pete, are you wearing a hat?

Pete: THIS IS A HEAD COVERING. It is designed to match this shirt. It is not being worn to deflect sunlight, absorb sweat, root for a team, cover a bald spot, hold a fish hook, hide a joint, sit my sunglasses on or hit my subordinates.
March 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
SNL is going to have to open the show by apologizing that they can’t possible keep up with the number of sketches they could make about the government each week.

Photo from hearings accusing PBS and NPR of being racist to White people.
March 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Don’t let it get lost that the Houthi rebels were affecting Tesla shipping to Europe.
www.politico.eu/article/musk...
March 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The movie Bring It On is such a brilliant piece of class consciousness that is lost on nearly everyone who watched it (including me).
March 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is the most brilliant satire I have ever witnessed in my entire life
March 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Fucking dudes on TikTok saying I’m not hot because I insulted Joe Rogan. They won’t tell me what guys they’re normally into either.
March 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
…with liberty and justice for political allies of the president.
March 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Fuck the Federal government when it’s an agency they want to destroy.

Treat the Federal government as an omnipotent regime when they want to impose their will on the people
March 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This movie Twister Valley is really acting like tornadoes are hunting people down. Like, a tornado is holding a grudge against this woman.
March 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The people destroying the federal government are playing with their silverware at their opulent dinner.

He allegedly cannot get an erection because of a botched penile implant procedure.

#Elon #Musk #ElonMusk #Nazi
March 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is the only thirst trap I have. It’s a trap because I’m like 30 pounds heavier atm.
March 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My mom is over the bullshit
March 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM