e.g. Alice Lastname
@sedatemenow.bsky.social
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This is the only thirst trap I have. It’s a trap because I’m like 30 pounds heavier atm.
Love this for him
September 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Love this for him
Kroger at 901 Johnson st is closing its location.
July 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Kroger at 901 Johnson st is closing its location.
This dog enjoying a car ride
July 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This dog enjoying a car ride
Anybody know where I can get some Tylenol? My street dealer is out at the moment.
May 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Anybody know where I can get some Tylenol? My street dealer is out at the moment.
Has anyone actually met someone on dating apps? My experience (using OkCupid) consists of women in foreign countries who think I’m simply incredible.
I’m not so delusional that I would believe a woman who wouldn’t look at me in real life suddenly find me irresistible online.
I’m not so delusional that I would believe a woman who wouldn’t look at me in real life suddenly find me irresistible online.
April 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Has anyone actually met someone on dating apps? My experience (using OkCupid) consists of women in foreign countries who think I’m simply incredible.
I’m not so delusional that I would believe a woman who wouldn’t look at me in real life suddenly find me irresistible online.
I’m not so delusional that I would believe a woman who wouldn’t look at me in real life suddenly find me irresistible online.
TikTok initially gave my account a strike for this post. It’s not eligible to be shared on the “for you” feed.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Kcg1s4/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Kcg1s4/
April 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
TikTok initially gave my account a strike for this post. It’s not eligible to be shared on the “for you” feed.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Kcg1s4/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Kcg1s4/
White Supremacy is back and it’s better than ever!
March 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
White Supremacy is back and it’s better than ever!
“But Executive Orders don’t have any authority”
Seems like they’re have all the authority they need if Trump gets to withhold Congressionally allocated money to any organization that refuses to obey it.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Seems like they’re have all the authority they need if Trump gets to withhold Congressionally allocated money to any organization that refuses to obey it.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Restoring Truth and Sanity to American History
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
March 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“But Executive Orders don’t have any authority”
Seems like they’re have all the authority they need if Trump gets to withhold Congressionally allocated money to any organization that refuses to obey it.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Seems like they’re have all the authority they need if Trump gets to withhold Congressionally allocated money to any organization that refuses to obey it.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
If I could get Tony Hawk to stop talking about CoQ10 levels.
March 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If I could get Tony Hawk to stop talking about CoQ10 levels.
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How the fuck can “rough and tumble” white country guys have so much giddy admiration for an almost 80 year old wealthy transplanted New Yorker who cakes himself in bright orange makeup every day?
March 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
How the fuck can “rough and tumble” white country guys have so much giddy admiration for an almost 80 year old wealthy transplanted New Yorker who cakes himself in bright orange makeup every day?
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The Trump administration...
One lies and the others swear to it.
One lies and the others swear to it.
March 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The Trump administration...
One lies and the others swear to it.
One lies and the others swear to it.
Wait until it comes out that Russian warned the target and they were not at the location and the US military leveled a building killing 57 people for nothing.
March 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Wait until it comes out that Russian warned the target and they were not at the location and the US military leveled a building killing 57 people for nothing.
Reporter: Hey Pete, are you wearing a hat?
Pete: THIS IS A HEAD COVERING. It is designed to match this shirt. It is not being worn to deflect sunlight, absorb sweat, root for a team, cover a bald spot, hold a fish hook, hide a joint, sit my sunglasses on or hit my subordinates.
Pete: THIS IS A HEAD COVERING. It is designed to match this shirt. It is not being worn to deflect sunlight, absorb sweat, root for a team, cover a bald spot, hold a fish hook, hide a joint, sit my sunglasses on or hit my subordinates.
March 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Reporter: Hey Pete, are you wearing a hat?
Pete: THIS IS A HEAD COVERING. It is designed to match this shirt. It is not being worn to deflect sunlight, absorb sweat, root for a team, cover a bald spot, hold a fish hook, hide a joint, sit my sunglasses on or hit my subordinates.
Pete: THIS IS A HEAD COVERING. It is designed to match this shirt. It is not being worn to deflect sunlight, absorb sweat, root for a team, cover a bald spot, hold a fish hook, hide a joint, sit my sunglasses on or hit my subordinates.
SNL is going to have to open the show by apologizing that they can’t possible keep up with the number of sketches they could make about the government each week.
Photo from hearings accusing PBS and NPR of being racist to White people.
Photo from hearings accusing PBS and NPR of being racist to White people.
March 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
SNL is going to have to open the show by apologizing that they can’t possible keep up with the number of sketches they could make about the government each week.
Photo from hearings accusing PBS and NPR of being racist to White people.
Photo from hearings accusing PBS and NPR of being racist to White people.
Don’t let it get lost that the Houthi rebels were affecting Tesla shipping to Europe.
www.politico.eu/article/musk...
www.politico.eu/article/musk...
March 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Don’t let it get lost that the Houthi rebels were affecting Tesla shipping to Europe.
www.politico.eu/article/musk...
www.politico.eu/article/musk...
I’m watching Fritz the Cat and they’re fucking talking about America arming Israel in the exact same way they’re doing it today.
The shit never ends.
The shit never ends.
March 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m watching Fritz the Cat and they’re fucking talking about America arming Israel in the exact same way they’re doing it today.
The shit never ends.
The shit never ends.
The movie Bring It On is such a brilliant piece of class consciousness that is lost on nearly everyone who watched it (including me).
March 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The movie Bring It On is such a brilliant piece of class consciousness that is lost on nearly everyone who watched it (including me).
I’m still young and hip, let me just throw on this knee brace and pop this Pepcid ac before we hit the town.
March 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m still young and hip, let me just throw on this knee brace and pop this Pepcid ac before we hit the town.
I’ve eaten a least 12 slices of Swiss cheese today and Tulsi Gabbard is still full of more shit than I am.
March 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’ve eaten a least 12 slices of Swiss cheese today and Tulsi Gabbard is still full of more shit than I am.
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Beside making a monumental fuck up and running afoul of espionage laws, Pete Hegseth also denies that Jeffery Goldberg was texted war plans at all.
Except the NSC said they’re real and even Mike Johnson said it happened.
Add “no integrity” to Hegseth’s resume.
thehill.com/policy/defen...
Except the NSC said they’re real and even Mike Johnson said it happened.
Add “no integrity” to Hegseth’s resume.
thehill.com/policy/defen...
Hegseth says ‘nobody was texting war plans’ after group chat breach
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth told reporters Monday that “nobody was texting war plans” following news breaking that Jeffrey Goldberg, the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, gained access to a Signa…
thehill.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Beside making a monumental fuck up and running afoul of espionage laws, Pete Hegseth also denies that Jeffery Goldberg was texted war plans at all.
Except the NSC said they’re real and even Mike Johnson said it happened.
Add “no integrity” to Hegseth’s resume.
thehill.com/policy/defen...
Except the NSC said they’re real and even Mike Johnson said it happened.
Add “no integrity” to Hegseth’s resume.
thehill.com/policy/defen...
This is the most brilliant satire I have ever witnessed in my entire life
March 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is the most brilliant satire I have ever witnessed in my entire life
White people will tell you to shut up about slavery and then tell you how the Black Lives Matter movement was a racist hate crime against them they didn’t deserve and woke people need to be destroyed because they judge them for being White and how much they suffered for refusing a vaccine.
March 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
White people will tell you to shut up about slavery and then tell you how the Black Lives Matter movement was a racist hate crime against them they didn’t deserve and woke people need to be destroyed because they judge them for being White and how much they suffered for refusing a vaccine.