Secret Journal
@secretjournal.bsky.social
This is a place for my private thoughts. Do not read them. Every scar has a job to do.
The entire federal government is being weaponized. 🇺🇸
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The entire federal government is being weaponized. 🇺🇸
The wonderful world of #Microsoft. #technology
October 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The wonderful world of #Microsoft. #technology
I had commemoritive t-shirts made for this weekend and it's already half over!
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I had commemoritive t-shirts made for this weekend and it's already half over!
According to Apple Music, Days of the New has a new single out TODAY!
October 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
According to Apple Music, Days of the New has a new single out TODAY!
Meanwhile, in North Bend, Oregon, all the signs of true class.
July 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Meanwhile, in North Bend, Oregon, all the signs of true class.
How I would dress if money was not an issue.
June 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How I would dress if money was not an issue.
If you're rich enough, you get to marry this.
June 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If you're rich enough, you get to marry this.
Live feed: Trump telling NATO he’s willing to deal.
June 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Live feed: Trump telling NATO he’s willing to deal.
I am in possession of leaked material. I offer this unedited screenshot as proof of life.
May 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I am in possession of leaked material. I offer this unedited screenshot as proof of life.
He tipped that hand over 50 years ago.
May 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
He tipped that hand over 50 years ago.
A bluesky twix moment.
May 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
A bluesky twix moment.
Pope Leo hopes to build a bridge with Trump.
May 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Pope Leo hopes to build a bridge with Trump.
Trying to block this website but it never works.
April 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Trying to block this website but it never works.
Something feels different at work.
April 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Something feels different at work.
Horror has jumped the shark.
April 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Horror has jumped the shark.
The most literal photograph of a sideshow freak I’ve ever seen.
April 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The most literal photograph of a sideshow freak I’ve ever seen.
You love coal and you voted for Trump
Scorpion’s stinger embedded in rump
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Scorpion’s stinger embedded in rump
🎶🎶🎶
March 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You love coal and you voted for Trump
Scorpion’s stinger embedded in rump
🎶🎶🎶
Scorpion’s stinger embedded in rump
🎶🎶🎶
1. Let wife pick color of paint. “Forest.”
2. Apply paint to wall.
3. Casually comment, “Say, that paint color is Guacamole.”
Mexican pizza tonight. Voila! Exhibit A!!!
Now she can’t unsee it.
2. Apply paint to wall.
3. Casually comment, “Say, that paint color is Guacamole.”
Mexican pizza tonight. Voila! Exhibit A!!!
Now she can’t unsee it.
March 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
1. Let wife pick color of paint. “Forest.”
2. Apply paint to wall.
3. Casually comment, “Say, that paint color is Guacamole.”
Mexican pizza tonight. Voila! Exhibit A!!!
Now she can’t unsee it.
2. Apply paint to wall.
3. Casually comment, “Say, that paint color is Guacamole.”
Mexican pizza tonight. Voila! Exhibit A!!!
Now she can’t unsee it.