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This is a place for my private thoughts. Do not read them. Every scar has a job to do.
Pinned
Winter is coming. A stark reminder.
Criminal loves to pardon other criminals.
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Eating spiders while you sleep is mostly a myth. Eating insects in food is
absolutely true.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
How can there be any discussion about deporting criminals that doesn't include white men?
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Hear ye, hear ye. The President can have people brought up on charges. A proclamation from The King.
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Don't worry. Donald Trump will decide who lives and who dies.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Trump outlines his reasons for war in Venezuela. The only thing we know for sure is that the real reason is the exact opposite.
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
When we do it, fine and dandy.

When they do it one-tenth as much, we literally shit little green apples.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I bet a National Guard soldier assigned to shadow every single American would make us safer.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Deploying armed forces against the citizenry didn't solve our nation's problems?
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying you don 't say ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying you don 't say ?
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
#Hexclad offering bullshit "52% discount" on some items, but only based on made up list prices. Fraudulent IMHO.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Enjoy the measles, weasels!
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The end game? Profits fueled by disposable humans.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Some people say that corporations can inadvertently do some indirect good via a prioritized profit motive above all else. I say these people are fucking idiots.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
How much Nigerian fraud runs through Google?
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I wonder what level of competency you get when you prioritize loyalty over ability? 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
May something in your life excite you as much as Christmas does for Melania. 🎄
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The critical thing that needs to be understood about Trump and "science" is that real science demands the rigor of truth. Anything less than that is only masturbation.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Can you imagine Trump with a GENUINE scientific breakthrough? The planet would be doomed in record time. The world's greatest time.
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
DOGE died just like Elon's enthusiasm for Trump.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
A midterm backlash is not the end of the world. In fact, it's what usually happens.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I still don't like Comey.
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Nobody racks up losses like a Trump. NOBODY!!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Trump about to announce a proposal truly from the mind of a simpleton.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Website said "fast shipping." So why did it take them 10 days to get it out the door.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I got #Starz for a year for only $12. Not one fucking thing I want to watch. What a bargain!!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM