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Very Horny Bird 🔞
@secretbaldeagle.bsky.social
• 18 | He/They | 🇺🇸🆘 | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🔞 | 🦅 Sona

• Just a bald eagle who LOVES fat peeps that fart, burp, and shit real loud, long, deep, and stinky
🗣️💨🍑💨💩

• MINORS/PEDOS/ZOOPHILES/BABYFURS will be BANNED

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Pfp made by @asbigasawhale.bsky.social
And Spanish speakers who follow me or come across this!!!!!!!!
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Please tell me if I did a good job…. 🥺
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When I say I like deep, bassy farts, I mean this:
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I like just fucking around in offline games with skill moves to the point where it’s still nil nil by the end of the match and I’m like, “okaaaaay, fiiine, I guess I’ll just win the game in a dope ass way.”
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
When I say I like buttcracks pooping, I’m talking about this. Big, wet, deep, bassy farts paired with semisolid dumps that fly straight outta your crack, no hole in sight, while the sheer force of your farts make your cheeks ripple with all the fat that’s stored in them, your stink goin everywhere.~
October 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM