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@secretbaldeagle.bsky.social
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• Just a bald eagle who LOVES fat peeps that fart, burp, and shit real loud, long, deep, and stinky
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• Just a bald eagle who LOVES fat peeps that fart, burp, and shit real loud, long, deep, and stinky
🗣️💨🍑💨💩
• MINORS/PEDOS/ZOOPHILES/BABYFURS will be BANNED
🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇿🇦🇮🇩🇭🇹🇵🇭🇨🇲🇲🇲🇹🇿🇳🇵🇸🇾🇦🇲🇺🇦🇶🇦🇪🇹🇾🇪🇱🇧🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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Like, seriously, there are enough real life images of Carlos Alberto, Gern Müller, Jairzinho, Pelé, Franz Beckenbauer, and whatnot to be used as actual card dynamics, but EA decided to use AI for these cards, for some reason, and everyone’s fine with it?
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Like, seriously, there are enough real life images of Carlos Alberto, Gern Müller, Jairzinho, Pelé, Franz Beckenbauer, and whatnot to be used as actual card dynamics, but EA decided to use AI for these cards, for some reason, and everyone’s fine with it?
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Me going full rant mode whenever i get ANY excuse to talk about FIFA in ANY way
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Me going full rant mode whenever i get ANY excuse to talk about FIFA in ANY way
What his official TOTW card ended up looking like:
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
What his official TOTW card ended up looking like:
Daniel Ballard FC26 Team of the Week (TOTW) card concept—based off of his standout performance for Sunderland against Arsenal on November 8th.
Editing-out of betting sponsor + final card design made by me UvU
If this thing doesn’t show up as a PNG imma be so mad.
Editing-out of betting sponsor + final card design made by me UvU
If this thing doesn’t show up as a PNG imma be so mad.
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Daniel Ballard FC26 Team of the Week (TOTW) card concept—based off of his standout performance for Sunderland against Arsenal on November 8th.
Editing-out of betting sponsor + final card design made by me UvU
If this thing doesn’t show up as a PNG imma be so mad.
Editing-out of betting sponsor + final card design made by me UvU
If this thing doesn’t show up as a PNG imma be so mad.
And Spanish speakers who follow me or come across this!!!!!!!!
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Please tell me if I did a good job…. 🥺
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Please tell me if I did a good job…. 🥺
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
And Spanish speakers who follow me or come across this!!!!!!!!
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Please tell me if I did a good job…. 🥺
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Please tell me if I did a good job…. 🥺
When I say I like deep, bassy farts, I mean this:
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
When I say I like deep, bassy farts, I mean this:
The only thing I’ll say is that this record NEEDS to be listened to in its entirety in order for its effects to be felt.
I encourage you all: PLEASE listen to this album. This avant-garde, transcendence classical pop tracklist is exactly what YOU need right now.
I encourage you all: PLEASE listen to this album. This avant-garde, transcendence classical pop tracklist is exactly what YOU need right now.
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The only thing I’ll say is that this record NEEDS to be listened to in its entirety in order for its effects to be felt.
I encourage you all: PLEASE listen to this album. This avant-garde, transcendence classical pop tracklist is exactly what YOU need right now.
I encourage you all: PLEASE listen to this album. This avant-garde, transcendence classical pop tracklist is exactly what YOU need right now.
For thanksgiving this year I’m totally anticipating one of the most anti-black, pro-white nationalist, self loathing, senseless, gaslighting DJT tweets I’ll read yet.
Forgot to include something about SNAP. Maybe it’ll be about how people will “finally have to work for their thanksgiving dinner.”
Forgot to include something about SNAP. Maybe it’ll be about how people will “finally have to work for their thanksgiving dinner.”
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
For thanksgiving this year I’m totally anticipating one of the most anti-black, pro-white nationalist, self loathing, senseless, gaslighting DJT tweets I’ll read yet.
Forgot to include something about SNAP. Maybe it’ll be about how people will “finally have to work for their thanksgiving dinner.”
Forgot to include something about SNAP. Maybe it’ll be about how people will “finally have to work for their thanksgiving dinner.”
Thanks, EA, for adding soul into the FC26 soundtrack.
I’m now obsessed with this man.
I’m now obsessed with this man.
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Thanks, EA, for adding soul into the FC26 soundtrack.
I’m now obsessed with this man.
I’m now obsessed with this man.
Me when old Ethan Behzinga:
Me when current Ethan Behzinga:
Me when current Ethan Behzinga:
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me when old Ethan Behzinga:
Me when current Ethan Behzinga:
Me when current Ethan Behzinga:
This better be topping the charts for the next few days.
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This better be topping the charts for the next few days.
New addition to the dorm room wall (we will be fined if we put holes in the wall).
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
New addition to the dorm room wall (we will be fined if we put holes in the wall).
Everyone get them. I got my Duncan plushie around my freshman year of high school (or whenever it came out), and now, in my freshman year of college, he sits in my dorm with photos of my family…. For some reason… idk why he’s specifically around that.
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Everyone get them. I got my Duncan plushie around my freshman year of high school (or whenever it came out), and now, in my freshman year of college, he sits in my dorm with photos of my family…. For some reason… idk why he’s specifically around that.
EA making these AI dynamic images for these weird silver icon cards has been such a letdown.
I’ve honestly been more disappointed by this than when I heard they got bought out by a private Saudi investment firm. My standards are fucked. 😭
I’ve honestly been more disappointed by this than when I heard they got bought out by a private Saudi investment firm. My standards are fucked. 😭
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 AM
EA making these AI dynamic images for these weird silver icon cards has been such a letdown.
I’ve honestly been more disappointed by this than when I heard they got bought out by a private Saudi investment firm. My standards are fucked. 😭
I’ve honestly been more disappointed by this than when I heard they got bought out by a private Saudi investment firm. My standards are fucked. 😭
I remembered just now after some reposts of baseball art stuff that this song was my thing when I was, like, 5 or whatever.
I don’t know the exact correlation to it, but I feel like my parents somehow should’ve connected the dots between this song and that autistic freak ending up being queer.
I don’t know the exact correlation to it, but I feel like my parents somehow should’ve connected the dots between this song and that autistic freak ending up being queer.
November 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I remembered just now after some reposts of baseball art stuff that this song was my thing when I was, like, 5 or whatever.
I don’t know the exact correlation to it, but I feel like my parents somehow should’ve connected the dots between this song and that autistic freak ending up being queer.
I don’t know the exact correlation to it, but I feel like my parents somehow should’ve connected the dots between this song and that autistic freak ending up being queer.
Antoine Griezmann celebrated his 200th career goal in LaLiga by doing “six seven.”
I fucking hate it here 😭
I fucking hate it here 😭
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Antoine Griezmann celebrated his 200th career goal in LaLiga by doing “six seven.”
I fucking hate it here 😭
I fucking hate it here 😭
ILL GO FUCKING FERAL FOR YOUR FLUFFY DUCK BOOTYCRACK FARTING OUT FAT LOGS WHILE YOU FUCKING SLURP THEM UP LIKE CHOCOLATE AND WRITHE IN ITS STENCH, YOU FATTY!
Sorry, I had to get that outta my system, teehee!
Sorry, I had to get that outta my system, teehee!
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
ILL GO FUCKING FERAL FOR YOUR FLUFFY DUCK BOOTYCRACK FARTING OUT FAT LOGS WHILE YOU FUCKING SLURP THEM UP LIKE CHOCOLATE AND WRITHE IN ITS STENCH, YOU FATTY!
Sorry, I had to get that outta my system, teehee!
Sorry, I had to get that outta my system, teehee!
I like just fucking around in offline games with skill moves to the point where it’s still nil nil by the end of the match and I’m like, “okaaaaay, fiiine, I guess I’ll just win the game in a dope ass way.”
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I like just fucking around in offline games with skill moves to the point where it’s still nil nil by the end of the match and I’m like, “okaaaaay, fiiine, I guess I’ll just win the game in a dope ass way.”
How could someone NOT be horny for this?~
October 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
How could someone NOT be horny for this?~
Fucking where are they? I need to jerk off to something new!!!!
October 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fucking where are they? I need to jerk off to something new!!!!
Cutie wutie!~
And “indulge”? More like inBULGE heheheheehheheheheheh…… okay, I’ll see myself out.
And “indulge”? More like inBULGE heheheheehheheheheheh…… okay, I’ll see myself out.
October 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Cutie wutie!~
And “indulge”? More like inBULGE heheheheehheheheheheh…… okay, I’ll see myself out.
And “indulge”? More like inBULGE heheheheehheheheheheh…… okay, I’ll see myself out.
#irl finished shaving a while ago. Missed a spot, but that’s alright.~
Now you can get a real good look at my thick, airtight, long, deep, stinky bootycrack. I know you all want it.~
Is it a coincidence that I need to poop rn as well.?~ open wide!
Now you can get a real good look at my thick, airtight, long, deep, stinky bootycrack. I know you all want it.~
Is it a coincidence that I need to poop rn as well.?~ open wide!
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
#irl finished shaving a while ago. Missed a spot, but that’s alright.~
Now you can get a real good look at my thick, airtight, long, deep, stinky bootycrack. I know you all want it.~
Is it a coincidence that I need to poop rn as well.?~ open wide!
Now you can get a real good look at my thick, airtight, long, deep, stinky bootycrack. I know you all want it.~
Is it a coincidence that I need to poop rn as well.?~ open wide!
When I say I like buttcracks pooping, I’m talking about this. Big, wet, deep, bassy farts paired with semisolid dumps that fly straight outta your crack, no hole in sight, while the sheer force of your farts make your cheeks ripple with all the fat that’s stored in them, your stink goin everywhere.~
October 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
When I say I like buttcracks pooping, I’m talking about this. Big, wet, deep, bassy farts paired with semisolid dumps that fly straight outta your crack, no hole in sight, while the sheer force of your farts make your cheeks ripple with all the fat that’s stored in them, your stink goin everywhere.~
How about you sniff my poop-filled butt?
It stinks..~
It stinks..~
October 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
How about you sniff my poop-filled butt?
It stinks..~
It stinks..~