Was in a public bathroom, glanced at the other people in line, double take on the person in line with a full beard, mentally shrugged and went back to my business. I look forward to The day my brain doesn't even blink in that situation.

I used a universal bathroom with 3 stalls in Italy. No one seemed to care.

Then I have them all :)

I always feel "owned an encyclopedia" isn't fake. We didn't have money for those. Used the library versions

I hadn't had a zinger in a bit, but moved a little funny today and ouch. I don't get much itchiness. I can feel some of the wire under my skin though. Wierd bumps on the bone

Well....yes....that changes things.

Also, kids love pointing out the jiggly parts

Sexy showering togetherness is a Hollywood lie

That ear looks pretty good

Wet a rag or paper towel and set it between you and the onion while you cut it. Works, I promise

Don't blame you. Mind if we still visit from time to time to remember the old ways?

She's more than a little slow on the uptake