Juno Men (she/her)
@seattlejuno.bsky.social
Comedian. Trans. Producer at TheComedyNest and Flock! Queer Comedy. Occasional host of the Seattle Moth. Pasta enthusiast.
Late in life lesbians are like people who discover real Mexican food after decades of only Taco Bell
October 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Late in life lesbians are like people who discover real Mexican food after decades of only Taco Bell
Dominic Toretto: You can’t put a price on family.
Flo from Progressive: Once again Mr. Toretto, you’ve maxed out the payout on your insurance plan. Please stop calling.
#fastandfurious #insurance #vindiesel
Flo from Progressive: Once again Mr. Toretto, you’ve maxed out the payout on your insurance plan. Please stop calling.
#fastandfurious #insurance #vindiesel
May 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Dominic Toretto: You can’t put a price on family.
Flo from Progressive: Once again Mr. Toretto, you’ve maxed out the payout on your insurance plan. Please stop calling.
#fastandfurious #insurance #vindiesel
Flo from Progressive: Once again Mr. Toretto, you’ve maxed out the payout on your insurance plan. Please stop calling.
#fastandfurious #insurance #vindiesel
Republicans: Transwomen aren’t real women, you’re just a man pretending and trying to trick other Americans into being complicit in your sick fantasy.
Me: That’s a weird thing to open with on Grindr.
Republicans:….free tonight?
Me: That’s a weird thing to open with on Grindr.
Republicans:….free tonight?
May 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Republicans: Transwomen aren’t real women, you’re just a man pretending and trying to trick other Americans into being complicit in your sick fantasy.
Me: That’s a weird thing to open with on Grindr.
Republicans:….free tonight?
Me: That’s a weird thing to open with on Grindr.
Republicans:….free tonight?
Anyone that says your 20s aren’t wild hasn’t spent the first 5 years of their 30s recovering by staying in and eating soup every night
May 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Anyone that says your 20s aren’t wild hasn’t spent the first 5 years of their 30s recovering by staying in and eating soup every night
*brainstorming icebreaker games at the company offsite*
Me:
My boss:
Me: It could be fun
My boss: We are not going to each guess what kind of Asian you are, Juno
Me:
My boss:
Me: It could be fun
My boss: We are not going to each guess what kind of Asian you are, Juno
April 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
*brainstorming icebreaker games at the company offsite*
Me:
My boss:
Me: It could be fun
My boss: We are not going to each guess what kind of Asian you are, Juno
Me:
My boss:
Me: It could be fun
My boss: We are not going to each guess what kind of Asian you are, Juno
So excited to be opening for the hilarious @jamestomxo.bsky.social on May 9!
April 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So excited to be opening for the hilarious @jamestomxo.bsky.social on May 9!
Trump: These people are predators, criminals, and rapists
a cartoon of a monkey pointing at its reflection
ALT: a cartoon of a monkey pointing at its reflection
media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Trump: These people are predators, criminals, and rapists
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February 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I wonder if the KKK hates the LGBTQIA+ community because they're afraid we are coming for their letters next
February 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I wonder if the KKK hates the LGBTQIA+ community because they're afraid we are coming for their letters next
Trump executive order on gender gives the same vibe as
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf and saying `` i declare bankruptcy ! ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a shelf and saying `` i declare bankruptcy ! ''
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trump executive order on gender gives the same vibe as
Trans Juno: Curate a high-femm image of yourself to project out to the world, replete with makeup, jewelry, hair, clothes, and flattering undergarments.
Asian Juno: WTF, Costco is selling 3 bras for $24.99?!
Asian Juno: WTF, Costco is selling 3 bras for $24.99?!
June 16, 2023 at 11:27 PM
Trans Juno: Curate a high-femm image of yourself to project out to the world, replete with makeup, jewelry, hair, clothes, and flattering undergarments.
Asian Juno: WTF, Costco is selling 3 bras for $24.99?!
Asian Juno: WTF, Costco is selling 3 bras for $24.99?!
*walking behind someone on the sidewalk*
Me: What if they think I’m following them? I should speed up and pass them.
*speeds up*
Me: Oh no! What if they think I’m trying to attack them? I should slow down and create some distance
*slows down*
Me: Oh god. What if they think I’m stalking them?
Me: What if they think I’m following them? I should speed up and pass them.
*speeds up*
Me: Oh no! What if they think I’m trying to attack them? I should slow down and create some distance
*slows down*
Me: Oh god. What if they think I’m stalking them?
June 14, 2023 at 10:57 PM
*walking behind someone on the sidewalk*
Me: What if they think I’m following them? I should speed up and pass them.
*speeds up*
Me: Oh no! What if they think I’m trying to attack them? I should slow down and create some distance
*slows down*
Me: Oh god. What if they think I’m stalking them?
Me: What if they think I’m following them? I should speed up and pass them.
*speeds up*
Me: Oh no! What if they think I’m trying to attack them? I should slow down and create some distance
*slows down*
Me: Oh god. What if they think I’m stalking them?
Enemies: You're a child groomer and mentally disturbed.
Allies: You're so brave and courageous.
Friends: Juno you live here, stop taking pictures of the Space Needle like a goddamn tourist.
#seattle #transpride #pridemonth #protecttranskids
Allies: You're so brave and courageous.
Friends: Juno you live here, stop taking pictures of the Space Needle like a goddamn tourist.
#seattle #transpride #pridemonth #protecttranskids
June 7, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Enemies: You're a child groomer and mentally disturbed.
Allies: You're so brave and courageous.
Friends: Juno you live here, stop taking pictures of the Space Needle like a goddamn tourist.
#seattle #transpride #pridemonth #protecttranskids
Allies: You're so brave and courageous.
Friends: Juno you live here, stop taking pictures of the Space Needle like a goddamn tourist.
#seattle #transpride #pridemonth #protecttranskids
Profiled in the Seattle Times for pride month!
https://www.seattletimes.com/entertainment/events/5-seattle-lgbtq-comedians-tell-their-stories/
#pridemonth #queercomic #standupcomedy #seattlecomedy #transwoman #transcomedian #transisbeautiful #transgenderpride #seattletimes
https://www.seattletimes.com/entertainment/events/5-seattle-lgbtq-comedians-tell-their-stories/
#pridemonth #queercomic #standupcomedy #seattlecomedy #transwoman #transcomedian #transisbeautiful #transgenderpride #seattletimes
June 4, 2023 at 11:27 PM
Profiled in the Seattle Times for pride month!
https://www.seattletimes.com/entertainment/events/5-seattle-lgbtq-comedians-tell-their-stories/
#pridemonth #queercomic #standupcomedy #seattlecomedy #transwoman #transcomedian #transisbeautiful #transgenderpride #seattletimes
https://www.seattletimes.com/entertainment/events/5-seattle-lgbtq-comedians-tell-their-stories/
#pridemonth #queercomic #standupcomedy #seattlecomedy #transwoman #transcomedian #transisbeautiful #transgenderpride #seattletimes
On an all Asian comedy show tonight
Me: My dad didn’t say anything mean or rude or transphobic when I came out, but that’s because he’s dead
*45 minutes later*
Comedian: Did you all have the casino asian kind of parents?
Me: No, my dad was a smoking kind of Asian. That did not end well for him.
Me: My dad didn’t say anything mean or rude or transphobic when I came out, but that’s because he’s dead
*45 minutes later*
Comedian: Did you all have the casino asian kind of parents?
Me: No, my dad was a smoking kind of Asian. That did not end well for him.
June 4, 2023 at 7:13 AM
On an all Asian comedy show tonight
Me: My dad didn’t say anything mean or rude or transphobic when I came out, but that’s because he’s dead
*45 minutes later*
Comedian: Did you all have the casino asian kind of parents?
Me: No, my dad was a smoking kind of Asian. That did not end well for him.
Me: My dad didn’t say anything mean or rude or transphobic when I came out, but that’s because he’s dead
*45 minutes later*
Comedian: Did you all have the casino asian kind of parents?
Me: No, my dad was a smoking kind of Asian. That did not end well for him.