─╌ “𝓙𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝓓𝐎𝐄 ” .
@seashellkillings.bsky.social
𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐍 𝘼𝙎𝙎𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙉, 𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝐈𝐒
𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀
𝑪𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝙃𝙄𝙈𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁.
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ᅠ𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗢𝗥 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝘿𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙍 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄, 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵 𝐈𝐅
𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍 𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑻𝒀 ...
ᅠ𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗢𝗥 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝘿𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙍 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄, 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵 𝐈𝐅
𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍 𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑻𝒀 ...
i have not been entirely honest . but, that was a necessity .
i am an ass assin who operates with precision ── shelly de kiIIer . we can come up with a method of assa ssination for your ...
[ side eyes malik 💀 ]
... ex husband, if you desire to continue .
i am an ass assin who operates with precision ── shelly de kiIIer . we can come up with a method of assa ssination for your ...
[ side eyes malik 💀 ]
... ex husband, if you desire to continue .
[ Evelyn places her hand on her chin. ]
… Say more.
🤡: EVELYN 👹, look at MEEE
[ she ignores him 👺]
… Say more.
🤡: EVELYN 👹, look at MEEE
[ she ignores him 👺]
...
...
perhaps we can discuss eliminating him .ᐣ
[ WHAT 👹 ]
...
perhaps we can discuss eliminating him .ᐣ
[ WHAT 👹 ]
June 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i have not been entirely honest . but, that was a necessity .
i am an ass assin who operates with precision ── shelly de kiIIer . we can come up with a method of assa ssination for your ...
[ side eyes malik 💀 ]
... ex husband, if you desire to continue .
i am an ass assin who operates with precision ── shelly de kiIIer . we can come up with a method of assa ssination for your ...
[ side eyes malik 💀 ]
... ex husband, if you desire to continue .
...
...
perhaps we can discuss eliminating him .ᐣ
[ WHAT 👹 ]
...
perhaps we can discuss eliminating him .ᐣ
[ WHAT 👹 ]
I can sense his foul presence from miles away 😒.
[ 💀. ]
The restraining order on him does nothing to prevent him from bothering me.
[ 💀. ]
The restraining order on him does nothing to prevent him from bothering me.
... i'm surprised you knew that without turning .
June 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
...
...
perhaps we can discuss eliminating him .ᐣ
[ WHAT 👹 ]
...
perhaps we can discuss eliminating him .ᐣ
[ WHAT 👹 ]
... i'm surprised you knew that without turning .
My ex-husband.
[ She didn’t even turn to look ?? 💀]
[ She didn’t even turn to look ?? 💀]
... who is that man .ᐣ
[ 💀 ... ]
[ 💀 ... ]
June 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
... i'm surprised you knew that without turning .
... who is that man .ᐣ
[ 💀 ... ]
[ 💀 ... ]
Oh, they are fine. They will not harm anyone unless I ask them to.
[ In the background, Malik is slowly sneaking up on Evelyn 💀?? ]
[ In the background, Malik is slowly sneaking up on Evelyn 💀?? ]
... how interesting .
i fear for anyone who may live with you .
[ 💀 . ]
i fear for anyone who may live with you .
[ 💀 . ]
June 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
... who is that man .ᐣ
[ 💀 ... ]
[ 💀 ... ]
... how interesting .
i fear for anyone who may live with you .
[ 💀 . ]
i fear for anyone who may live with you .
[ 💀 . ]
Well, Atticus has never once tried to harm me. He even saved my life once after I saved him. 😊
… and yes, it is.
… and yes, it is.
sometimes in nature, the most adorable things are the deadIiest .
... and that is the reason why you took him in .ᐣ 💧
... and that is the reason why you took him in .ᐣ 💧
June 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
... how interesting .
i fear for anyone who may live with you .
[ 💀 . ]
i fear for anyone who may live with you .
[ 💀 . ]
sometimes in nature, the most adorable things are the deadIiest .
... and that is the reason why you took him in .ᐣ 💧
... and that is the reason why you took him in .ᐣ 💧
If he is not a kitty, then why does he have such an adorable wittle face? 🥺
[ Evelyn squishes Atticus’s face into her hands. ]
And as for the bug, his name is Sir Atticus, and he happens to purr like a kitty. 👺
[ Evelyn squishes Atticus’s face into her hands. ]
And as for the bug, his name is Sir Atticus, and he happens to purr like a kitty. 👺
well, he is quite pretty . but i do not believe that is considered a household cat .
... i do not believe anyone i know would choose to take in such a horrifying creature .
[ 💀 ]
... i do not believe anyone i know would choose to take in such a horrifying creature .
[ 💀 ]
June 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
sometimes in nature, the most adorable things are the deadIiest .
... and that is the reason why you took him in .ᐣ 💧
... and that is the reason why you took him in .ᐣ 💧
well, he is quite pretty . but i do not believe that is considered a household cat .
... i do not believe anyone i know would choose to take in such a horrifying creature .
[ 💀 ]
... i do not believe anyone i know would choose to take in such a horrifying creature .
[ 💀 ]
[ Gatsby and Daisy both meow in unison, and then look at each other. 👺
Obviously, they are adorable. ]
Why yes, this is a snow leopard. Is he not the prettiest kitty ever ? 😊 ✨
. . . And whatever do you mean, I am quite alright. 💧
Obviously, they are adorable. ]
Why yes, this is a snow leopard. Is he not the prettiest kitty ever ? 😊 ✨
. . . And whatever do you mean, I am quite alright. 💧
well, aren't you two adorable .ᐣ
... is that a snow leopard .ᐣ
...
...
pardon me asking, ma'am, but are you okay .ᐣ i don't believe you should have such a monstrous bug looking creature as a pet .... 💧
[ 💀 ]
... is that a snow leopard .ᐣ
...
...
pardon me asking, ma'am, but are you okay .ᐣ i don't believe you should have such a monstrous bug looking creature as a pet .... 💧
[ 💀 ]
June 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
well, he is quite pretty . but i do not believe that is considered a household cat .
... i do not believe anyone i know would choose to take in such a horrifying creature .
[ 💀 ]
... i do not believe anyone i know would choose to take in such a horrifying creature .
[ 💀 ]
well, aren't you two adorable .ᐣ
... is that a snow leopard .ᐣ
...
...
pardon me asking, ma'am, but are you okay .ᐣ i don't believe you should have such a monstrous bug looking creature as a pet .... 💧
[ 💀 ]
... is that a snow leopard .ᐣ
...
...
pardon me asking, ma'am, but are you okay .ᐣ i don't believe you should have such a monstrous bug looking creature as a pet .... 💧
[ 💀 ]
My darlings, come here. 🥺
[ Out of no where, Gatsby, Daisy, Atticus… and 👺 Sir Alistair 👺, appear. ]
[ Out of no where, Gatsby, Daisy, Atticus… and 👺 Sir Alistair 👺, appear. ]
i don't see why not .
June 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
well, aren't you two adorable .ᐣ
... is that a snow leopard .ᐣ
...
...
pardon me asking, ma'am, but are you okay .ᐣ i don't believe you should have such a monstrous bug looking creature as a pet .... 💧
[ 💀 ]
... is that a snow leopard .ᐣ
...
...
pardon me asking, ma'am, but are you okay .ᐣ i don't believe you should have such a monstrous bug looking creature as a pet .... 💧
[ 💀 ]
i have a new client ... though, the targets he discussed with me seem quite odd .
June 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
i have a new client ... though, the targets he discussed with me seem quite odd .
there will be no escaping your fate . 👺
SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
June 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
there will be no escaping your fate . 👺
June 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i don't see why not .
[ She gasps, ]
Do you want to see my meow meows ? 😊
Do you want to see my meow meows ? 😊
...
i would say so, yes . i take care of the master's cat when he is away .
i would say so, yes . i take care of the master's cat when he is away .
June 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i don't see why not .
...
i would say so, yes . i take care of the master's cat when he is away .
i would say so, yes . i take care of the master's cat when he is away .
Oh, I see… 💧
. . .
Are you fond of meow meows ?
. . .
Are you fond of meow meows ?
perhaps .
those ms. andrews does not seem to be that sort of person ... 💧
those ms. andrews does not seem to be that sort of person ... 💧
June 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
...
i would say so, yes . i take care of the master's cat when he is away .
i would say so, yes . i take care of the master's cat when he is away .
perhaps .
those ms. andrews does not seem to be that sort of person ... 💧
those ms. andrews does not seem to be that sort of person ... 💧
Oh… 💧
Well, perhaps she willingly lends an ear ?
Well, perhaps she willingly lends an ear ?
... no .
now that i think about it, that role is essentially filled by the master's manager . he dumps his emotions onto her .
hm, the poor woman .
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now that i think about it, that role is essentially filled by the master's manager . he dumps his emotions onto her .
hm, the poor woman .
[ 💀 . ]
June 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
perhaps .
those ms. andrews does not seem to be that sort of person ... 💧
those ms. andrews does not seem to be that sort of person ... 💧
... no .
now that i think about it, that role is essentially filled by the master's manager . he dumps his emotions onto her .
hm, the poor woman .
[ 💀 . ]
now that i think about it, that role is essentially filled by the master's manager . he dumps his emotions onto her .
hm, the poor woman .
[ 💀 . ]
Does this ‘master’ require a therapist ? 💦
hmmm ...
...
... a shame, i do not believe i know many therapists . 💧
the ... “ master ” . he has never required one .
[ 💀 ]
...
... a shame, i do not believe i know many therapists . 💧
the ... “ master ” . he has never required one .
[ 💀 ]
June 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
... no .
now that i think about it, that role is essentially filled by the master's manager . he dumps his emotions onto her .
hm, the poor woman .
[ 💀 . ]
now that i think about it, that role is essentially filled by the master's manager . he dumps his emotions onto her .
hm, the poor woman .
[ 💀 . ]
hmmm ...
...
... a shame, i do not believe i know many therapists . 💧
the ... “ master ” . he has never required one .
[ 💀 ]
...
... a shame, i do not believe i know many therapists . 💧
the ... “ master ” . he has never required one .
[ 💀 ]
No. 😔
have you found a therapist that will not run away from you yet .. .ᐣ
June 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
hmmm ...
...
... a shame, i do not believe i know many therapists . 💧
the ... “ master ” . he has never required one .
[ 💀 ]
...
... a shame, i do not believe i know many therapists . 💧
the ... “ master ” . he has never required one .
[ 💀 ]
have you found a therapist that will not run away from you yet .. .ᐣ
Oh believe me, it is not.
[ she smiles ??? ]
[ she smiles ??? ]
ten therapists, you say .ᐣ 💧
hm ... that's no good .
[ 💀 ]
hm ... that's no good .
[ 💀 ]
June 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
have you found a therapist that will not run away from you yet .. .ᐣ
ten therapists, you say .ᐣ 💧
hm ... that's no good .
[ 💀 ]
hm ... that's no good .
[ 💀 ]
Oh, it is. I have experienced so much trauma that I have lost 10 therapists who were too horrified by my stories to continue listening to me ! 😊
[ oh !! ]
[ oh !! ]
i see .
i am rather happy to hear the war has ended . it can be truly devastating .
[ thank you, mister obvious . 💀🙏 ]
i am rather happy to hear the war has ended . it can be truly devastating .
[ thank you, mister obvious . 💀🙏 ]
June 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ten therapists, you say .ᐣ 💧
hm ... that's no good .
[ 💀 ]
hm ... that's no good .
[ 💀 ]
i see .
i am rather happy to hear the war has ended . it can be truly devastating .
[ thank you, mister obvious . 💀🙏 ]
i am rather happy to hear the war has ended . it can be truly devastating .
[ thank you, mister obvious . 💀🙏 ]
Yes, perhaps I do if something horrid does not happen to me.
[ 💀 ?? ]
They were before the war on my home planet ended about two weeks ago. 😊
[ 💀 ?? ]
They were before the war on my home planet ended about two weeks ago. 😊
well, i see that you still must have a long life ahead of you .
... most are kiIIed before becoming that old .ᐣ
... most are kiIIed before becoming that old .ᐣ
June 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i see .
i am rather happy to hear the war has ended . it can be truly devastating .
[ thank you, mister obvious . 💀🙏 ]
i am rather happy to hear the war has ended . it can be truly devastating .
[ thank you, mister obvious . 💀🙏 ]
well, i see that you still must have a long life ahead of you .
... most are kiIIed before becoming that old .ᐣ
... most are kiIIed before becoming that old .ᐣ
About 60,000 years, to be exact.
Though most are k!lled before reaching that age. 💧
I am 248. 😊
Though most are k!lled before reaching that age. 💧
I am 248. 😊
... 160 years old .ᐣ your kind must have quite the long lifespan .
June 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
well, i see that you still must have a long life ahead of you .
... most are kiIIed before becoming that old .ᐣ
... most are kiIIed before becoming that old .ᐣ
... 160 years old .ᐣ your kind must have quite the long lifespan .
My adoptive father introduced Earth to me when I was 160 years old, and I have been fond of it ever since. 😊 ✨
not located in this galaxy .ᐣ you have come a long way, then .
might i ask why you have chosen earth as a destination .ᐣ
might i ask why you have chosen earth as a destination .ᐣ
June 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
... 160 years old .ᐣ your kind must have quite the long lifespan .
not located in this galaxy .ᐣ you have come a long way, then .
might i ask why you have chosen earth as a destination .ᐣ
might i ask why you have chosen earth as a destination .ᐣ
[ The Mezillian softly giggles. ]
How kind of you, but no. I come from the planet of Mezillia— it is not located in this galaxy. 😊 ✨
How kind of you, but no. I come from the planet of Mezillia— it is not located in this galaxy. 😊 ✨
i see ─ how interesting .
let me see if i can guess . venus .ᐣ one would expect the aliens from there to be beautiful in some way or another .
my knowledge of any planets outside our solar system is limited . i am a “ butler ”, after all . it is not my line of work .
[ butler schmutler ... 💀 ]
let me see if i can guess . venus .ᐣ one would expect the aliens from there to be beautiful in some way or another .
my knowledge of any planets outside our solar system is limited . i am a “ butler ”, after all . it is not my line of work .
[ butler schmutler ... 💀 ]
June 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
not located in this galaxy .ᐣ you have come a long way, then .
might i ask why you have chosen earth as a destination .ᐣ
might i ask why you have chosen earth as a destination .ᐣ
i see ─ how interesting .
let me see if i can guess . venus .ᐣ one would expect the aliens from there to be beautiful in some way or another .
my knowledge of any planets outside our solar system is limited . i am a “ butler ”, after all . it is not my line of work .
[ butler schmutler ... 💀 ]
let me see if i can guess . venus .ᐣ one would expect the aliens from there to be beautiful in some way or another .
my knowledge of any planets outside our solar system is limited . i am a “ butler ”, after all . it is not my line of work .
[ butler schmutler ... 💀 ]
No, I am not human.
[ She pulls her hair back to reveal her pointed ears. ]
They are real, I assure you. The last person who attempted to tug on them without asking received my fist connecting with their face.
[ She pulls her hair back to reveal her pointed ears. ]
They are real, I assure you. The last person who attempted to tug on them without asking received my fist connecting with their face.
do not fret, your assumption was correct . i am a human .
...
hold on a moment, you are not .ᐣ hm, i was unaware that aliens truly do exist ...
...
hold on a moment, you are not .ᐣ hm, i was unaware that aliens truly do exist ...
June 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i see ─ how interesting .
let me see if i can guess . venus .ᐣ one would expect the aliens from there to be beautiful in some way or another .
my knowledge of any planets outside our solar system is limited . i am a “ butler ”, after all . it is not my line of work .
[ butler schmutler ... 💀 ]
let me see if i can guess . venus .ᐣ one would expect the aliens from there to be beautiful in some way or another .
my knowledge of any planets outside our solar system is limited . i am a “ butler ”, after all . it is not my line of work .
[ butler schmutler ... 💀 ]
do not fret, your assumption was correct . i am a human .
...
hold on a moment, you are not .ᐣ hm, i was unaware that aliens truly do exist ...
...
hold on a moment, you are not .ᐣ hm, i was unaware that aliens truly do exist ...
.. I did not mean to say that out loud.
Worry not—! It does not affect humans!
. . .
Unless you are not a human, I am unsure. Forgive my assumptions.
[ 💀. ]
Worry not—! It does not affect humans!
. . .
Unless you are not a human, I am unsure. Forgive my assumptions.
[ 💀. ]
hello .
... what, pray tell, is expIoding day .ᐣ i do not believe i've heard of such a thing . 💧
[ 💀 ]
... what, pray tell, is expIoding day .ᐣ i do not believe i've heard of such a thing . 💧
[ 💀 ]
June 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
do not fret, your assumption was correct . i am a human .
...
hold on a moment, you are not .ᐣ hm, i was unaware that aliens truly do exist ...
...
hold on a moment, you are not .ᐣ hm, i was unaware that aliens truly do exist ...