─╌ 𝑴𝐀𝐓𝐓 𝓔𝐍𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄⠀.ᐟ
@nickelsamurai.bsky.social
𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝗦𝗘𝗖, 𝐈'𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀
𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐌𝐘 𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑹, 𝙊𝙆 ── .ᐣ
WRITTEN BY TOPAZ.
Pinned
[ POUTING 😡 ]
June 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
[ POUTING 😡 ]
i'm afraid i don't know how to sew . 👺
Thank you. 😊
. . . We should make hats for all of these cats. 🥺
. . . We should make hats for all of these cats. 🥺
... fine . 😒
June 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i'm afraid i don't know how to sew . 👺
... fine . 😒
Enough arguing, we are in the presence of kitties. 👺
they truly are . ✨️
... YES . 😡
... YES . 😡
June 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
... fine . 😒
they truly are . ✨️
... YES . 😡
... YES . 😡
[ Evelyn lifts up one of the cats. ]
How can something be so perfect ? 🥺
[ 💀. ]
… no 👹
How can something be so perfect ? 🥺
[ 💀. ]
… no 👹
caaaaats ... 🥺
...
and NO 👺
...
and NO 👺
June 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
they truly are . ✨️
... YES . 😡
... YES . 😡
June 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
caaaaats ... 🥺
...
and NO 👺
...
and NO 👺
… I love cats 🥺
. . .
And yes 👺
. . .
And yes 👺
cats ..... 🥺
NO 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
NO 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
June 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
caaaaats ... 🥺
...
and NO 👺
...
and NO 👺
cats ..... 🥺
NO 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
NO 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
KITTIESSSSS 🥺🥺🥺
☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
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... these are fine . 👺
hOWEVER, HAPPINESS IS NOT 😡
hOWEVER, HAPPINESS IS NOT 😡
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
cats ..... 🥺
NO 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
NO 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
... these are fine . 👺
hOWEVER, HAPPINESS IS NOT 😡
hOWEVER, HAPPINESS IS NOT 😡
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disgusting 👺
June 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
... these are fine . 👺
hOWEVER, HAPPINESS IS NOT 😡
hOWEVER, HAPPINESS IS NOT 😡
disgusting 👺
🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
June 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
disgusting 👺
NO
June 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
NO
woah ... dot hog ........
June 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
woah ... dot hog ........
yeah, exactly .ᐟ so, therefore, your four brains must be small .
either that, or one is medium sized and the other three are small ....
either that, or one is medium sized and the other three are small ....
According to human logic, yes
they've got to be . i mean, you've got a head like a human's, yeah .ᐣ no bigger and no smaller . we can only fit, like, one brain .
so they'd have to be small in order to fit four .
so they'd have to be small in order to fit four .
June 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
yeah, exactly .ᐟ so, therefore, your four brains must be small .
either that, or one is medium sized and the other three are small ....
either that, or one is medium sized and the other three are small ....
they've got to be . i mean, you've got a head like a human's, yeah .ᐣ no bigger and no smaller . we can only fit, like, one brain .
so they'd have to be small in order to fit four .
so they'd have to be small in order to fit four .
Not necessarily 💧
that's ... great . they must all be, like, super small .
June 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
they've got to be . i mean, you've got a head like a human's, yeah .ᐣ no bigger and no smaller . we can only fit, like, one brain .
so they'd have to be small in order to fit four .
so they'd have to be small in order to fit four .
that's ... great . they must all be, like, super small .
I have four brains if my writer remembers correctly
I believe it is three, though.
I believe it is three, though.
at least we have a normal amount of brains . i mean, how do you POSSIBLY fit two or more in a humanoid head ──
June 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
that's ... great . they must all be, like, super small .
at least we have a normal amount of brains . i mean, how do you POSSIBLY fit two or more in a humanoid head ──
I forgot humans are limited in their abilities. 💧
... .ᐣ 💧
June 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
at least we have a normal amount of brains . i mean, how do you POSSIBLY fit two or more in a humanoid head ──
... .ᐣ 💧
Correct, but I am able to enter my own mind, silly with magic.
That is what the second brain is for.
[ ?? ]
That is what the second brain is for.
[ ?? ]
you didn't sound very technologically adept . how did you know how to use it .ᐣ
June 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
... .ᐣ 💧
you didn't sound very technologically adept . how did you know how to use it .ᐣ
I can. 👺
no one can record things with their BRAINS, goof . 👺
June 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
you didn't sound very technologically adept . how did you know how to use it .ᐣ
no one can record things with their BRAINS, goof . 👺
With my second brain, of course. 👺
and how EVER did you record me .ᐣ 👺
June 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
no one can record things with their BRAINS, goof . 👺
and how EVER did you record me .ᐣ 👺
They will, trust me. 👺
clearly not, if you can't even say voice recording right .ᐟ 👺
June 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
and how EVER did you record me .ᐣ 👺
clearly not, if you can't even say voice recording right .ᐟ 👺
Indeed, thank goodness I have a recording voice of your threat !
[ voice recording, Evelyn 💀]
[ voice recording, Evelyn 💀]
HAHAHA .ᐟ they'd have to trace it to me first .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
June 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
clearly not, if you can't even say voice recording right .ᐟ 👺
HAHAHA .ᐟ they'd have to trace it to me first .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
Try anything, and have a plethora of people come after you 👺
because i'm evil and fucked up like that .
June 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
HAHAHA .ᐟ they'd have to trace it to me first .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
because i'm evil and fucked up like that .
Besides, why are you speaking of an ass assinati0n against me ?
I have not done anything to you
I have not done anything to you
June 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
because i'm evil and fucked up like that .
technically, I'M not the one who will be attempting it . just to correct you, it'll be the ass assin .ᐟ you'll NEVER see him coming .ᐟ.ᐟ
I assure you, attempting to end my life will not go well for you. 😁
i thrcatened you, saying you'd go the same way my rival did, but then corrected myself because the assa ssin can't kiII you the same way he kiIIed corrida .
i thought that was like, super clear .
i thought that was like, super clear .
June 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
technically, I'M not the one who will be attempting it . just to correct you, it'll be the ass assin .ᐟ you'll NEVER see him coming .ᐟ.ᐟ