The difference between here and the old app is that my friends don't check here regularly enough to be disappointed in me

Merry Skeetmas, God skeet us, everyone 😌

Idk about everyone else but MY favourite Christmas character is the news reader in Elf who hates Charlotte the reporter for absolutely no reason

Is this anything?

LITTLE GIRL: *putting a hat on snowman* Frosty?

SNOWMAN: w̸̱̠͈͇̩̃̅ẖ̷̨̜̞̹̾͊ͅo̷͔̲͌͛̆͝ ̷̨̩̹͑h̵̬̜̹͇͋̍͠͠ḁ̶͙̟̫͖̤͑̍̑͘͝t̵̨͇͚̼̭̂͌̕h̴̗̭̘͒́̆̚ ̷̖̻̱̋̈́͘s̸͉̥͓̥̓u̷̙͑͌͋͋͆̉m̸͚̳̜͌̆͂̾̊̌m̷̫̂̽o̵͓͒͛n̵̛͚̺̖̭͔̾̍è̸̠̱̱͓̀̌̑͌̚͜d̵̬̋̽̑ ̵̳̥͓͚̗̹́̽̀m̵̘͋̉̋̑̔͘e̴̝̒͠

LITTLE BOY: take it off

This came to me in a dream...I've no idea what it means

The feeling of embarrassment and shame I get when I'm scratching my dog and keep not quite being able to stay right on the tickle spot is what I imagine not being able to find the clit feels like

In 2019 a friend ran a Christmas themed D&D oneshot which took us the entire adventure to realise was actually The Grinch, and in 5 years I've truly not stopped thinking about it

here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief

Give a man a skeet? He'll skeet for a day

Teach a man to skeet? Skeet 😌

How it feels to skeet

Me, soft launching my jokes in a group chat before tweeting them where they will only be seen by the people I've already told them to 😎

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

"Have you ever tried this one"

@benedicttown.bsky.social plz do a scroll deep about the viral wicked interview it would make me smash that like button

yes im a gamer girl