Obligatory post of a Great Pyrenees that looks EXACTLY like yours.

They have the same eyeliner.

You forgot your own origin story?

I’m always terrified when the dogs are in the car and drive like a grandma with cataracts. They, on the other hand, seem to have zero cares.

He’s down from unhealthy 60 to a rowdy 45 lbs, and that weird lump I felt is his floating rib. The vet only laughed at me a little for that one.

Another lucky Lucky look-alike, Bear was rescued from a Tennessee dumpster with parvo and survived.

Sad face emoji. We've been stymied by "Travis comma bitch" again.

My wife doesn't make pancakes, but her stained glass is slightly less demure. Swings and roundabouts.

Again, from game programming in #Ruby where I pass around lambdas like they're candy: I like this method of doing #Rails things in order from most to least preferred, saving the most expensive (dollars and IO) for last.

What are the other approaches that aren't conditional spaghetti?

So a bit of context. I say “Abbie Belrose isn’t a woman” because at the time I was responding to them their bio told me they were “Faggy Nelson.” This is the slur I was referring to, and the reason for assuming their gender in 2025.

Sometimes the vowel front-loading strategy Just Works™.

Bear also tricked everyone with his puppy fur to become this dangleflop monster.

The mats are unbelievable.

Juniper was all “more like aurora boring-alis” then she laid her white ass down in the one spot in the yard that was all dirt and no grass.