Sean
@seanissketch.bsky.social
I looked at my local library's catalog recently because Meet Me in St. Louis (1944) wasn't on streaming. They didn't have it but they do have multiple copies of every Ice Age movie.
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I looked at my local library's catalog recently because Meet Me in St. Louis (1944) wasn't on streaming. They didn't have it but they do have multiple copies of every Ice Age movie.
They're out here trying to replace workers with AI when Microsoft Word can't even figure out the way I want my bullet points to line up (in line with the previous bullet points).
August 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
They're out here trying to replace workers with AI when Microsoft Word can't even figure out the way I want my bullet points to line up (in line with the previous bullet points).
I didn't know the parade was for his birthday and scheduled a rival birthday party for my daughter at a DC area Chuck E Cheese. Am I going to be sent to a Salvadorian black site?
June 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I didn't know the parade was for his birthday and scheduled a rival birthday party for my daughter at a DC area Chuck E Cheese. Am I going to be sent to a Salvadorian black site?
Let the record show that DT's official stance is that it better to have woke statues than no statues
April 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Let the record show that DT's official stance is that it better to have woke statues than no statues
Don't know what the deal is but if the Dodgers want me there I'm reporting for duty 🫡
March 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Don't know what the deal is but if the Dodgers want me there I'm reporting for duty 🫡
Finally saw Better Man
March 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Finally saw Better Man
My daughter put together "S❤️" and asked me what it means. Thankfully it was a rhetorical question she answered herself because I was thinking "shart"
March 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My daughter put together "S❤️" and asked me what it means. Thankfully it was a rhetorical question she answered herself because I was thinking "shart"
This is fair. We don't even have enough to govern ourselves.
March 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This is fair. We don't even have enough to govern ourselves.
I'm flying out to LA tomorrow for my Irish grandmother's funeral. Zoe wanted to make a card with St. Patrick's Day stickers on it to give to my dad which I encouraged until I saw the specific stickers...
February 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm flying out to LA tomorrow for my Irish grandmother's funeral. Zoe wanted to make a card with St. Patrick's Day stickers on it to give to my dad which I encouraged until I saw the specific stickers...
Me trying to be profound and comforting to my wife who is sad the Bills aren't playing today:
"You can't make Buffalo dip without Philadelphia cream cheese"
*She then body slams me like I'm a folding table*
"You can't make Buffalo dip without Philadelphia cream cheese"
*She then body slams me like I'm a folding table*
February 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Me trying to be profound and comforting to my wife who is sad the Bills aren't playing today:
"You can't make Buffalo dip without Philadelphia cream cheese"
*She then body slams me like I'm a folding table*
"You can't make Buffalo dip without Philadelphia cream cheese"
*She then body slams me like I'm a folding table*
BREAKING: The first production at the Kennedy Center under Trump's leadership has been announced
February 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
BREAKING: The first production at the Kennedy Center under Trump's leadership has been announced
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We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
January 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
I wish I was stupid in a way that i didn't I realize things are bad instead of stupid in a way where I don't know how to make things better
January 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I wish I was stupid in a way that i didn't I realize things are bad instead of stupid in a way where I don't know how to make things better
I haven't watched an inauguration since 2013,is Obama still president?
January 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I haven't watched an inauguration since 2013,is Obama still president?
Trump should make Musk and Zuckerberg do the fight they said they were going to do as part of the inauguration ceremonies like a soyboy gladiator match in ancient Rome.
January 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Trump should make Musk and Zuckerberg do the fight they said they were going to do as part of the inauguration ceremonies like a soyboy gladiator match in ancient Rome.
A burger and fries from an airport Five Guys will bankrupt a person.
December 30, 2024 at 8:49 PM
A burger and fries from an airport Five Guys will bankrupt a person.
I put my family above work so instead of staying at my office party all night, I'll put in a polite 45 minutes, drink 12 beers, and be home with my wife and daughter by the time the alcohol kicks in.
December 20, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I put my family above work so instead of staying at my office party all night, I'll put in a polite 45 minutes, drink 12 beers, and be home with my wife and daughter by the time the alcohol kicks in.
No one wants to talk about it but global warming is because Heat Miser beat Snow Miser to death
December 14, 2024 at 12:16 AM
No one wants to talk about it but global warming is because Heat Miser beat Snow Miser to death
@cbbworld.bsky.social influencing my top 100 yet again
December 4, 2024 at 4:44 PM
@cbbworld.bsky.social influencing my top 100 yet again
I'm watching Paddington 2 with my 4-year-old daughter who doesn't realize that if she keeps asking me questions about why Paddington is in jail, she's going to get a rant about structural racism, the industrial prison complex, and who laws are designed to protect.
November 26, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I'm watching Paddington 2 with my 4-year-old daughter who doesn't realize that if she keeps asking me questions about why Paddington is in jail, she's going to get a rant about structural racism, the industrial prison complex, and who laws are designed to protect.
Supporting women's sports is great because it has doubled the number of opportunities I have to experience pain and torment
November 24, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Supporting women's sports is great because it has doubled the number of opportunities I have to experience pain and torment
I'm going to start pronouncing Bluesky like it rhymes with brewski
November 20, 2024 at 3:14 PM
I'm going to start pronouncing Bluesky like it rhymes with brewski
Waymo rolled out Robotaxis in LA and even robot cars won't drive to the valley
November 13, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Waymo rolled out Robotaxis in LA and even robot cars won't drive to the valley
They should make a horror movie where the moral of the story is the real monsters are the monsters
October 24, 2023 at 6:13 PM
They should make a horror movie where the moral of the story is the real monsters are the monsters
Today's the start of open enrollment and after looking at my options I'm pretty sure that if I get sick, my company wants me to die.
October 23, 2023 at 1:33 PM
Today's the start of open enrollment and after looking at my options I'm pretty sure that if I get sick, my company wants me to die.