Sean Haspel
@seanhaspel.bsky.social
New Orleans expat in The Valley. Hook Em.
🎙️: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/black-gold-b-s/id1644558576
🎙️: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/black-gold-b-s/id1644558576
F&M’s said:
fuck grits
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
F&M’s said:
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“The Saints were very nasty in terms of bounty and with regards to injuries, and so I had these big strong football players come up to me, real tough guys, tears in their eyes and they said Mr. Trump, sir we have to do something about these ILLEGAL Bounties”
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“The Saints were very nasty in terms of bounty and with regards to injuries, and so I had these big strong football players come up to me, real tough guys, tears in their eyes and they said Mr. Trump, sir we have to do something about these ILLEGAL Bounties”
Saints - W1
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Current streaks
Wins:
Patriots - W7
Broncos - W7
Seahawks - W4
Rams - W4
Ravens - W3
Chargers - W3
Losses:
Commanders - L5
Titans - L4
Falcons - L4
Giants - L4
Raiders - L3
Wins:
Patriots - W7
Broncos - W7
Seahawks - W4
Rams - W4
Ravens - W3
Chargers - W3
Losses:
Commanders - L5
Titans - L4
Falcons - L4
Giants - L4
Raiders - L3
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Saints - W1
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My congresswoman ❤️
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My congresswoman ❤️
Saints need one of these teams to fall in love with one of the 2026 QBs and trade down.
Teams with multiple first-round picks in the 2026 NFL Draft:
Jets (NYJ, IND)
Browns (CLE, JAX)
Rams (LAR, ATL)
Cowboys (DAL, GB)
Jets (NYJ, IND)
Browns (CLE, JAX)
Rams (LAR, ATL)
Cowboys (DAL, GB)
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Saints need one of these teams to fall in love with one of the 2026 QBs and trade down.
As long as there’s not a “Pick” in front of it
October 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
As long as there’s not a “Pick” in front of it
(extremely Stephen A Smith voice) “Tiago Splitter”
NEWS: Portland Trail Blazers assistant coach Tiago Splitter will assume interim head-coaching duties after Chauncey Billups' arrest, the team announced Thursday.
🔗
www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
🔗
www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
(extremely Stephen A Smith voice) “Tiago Splitter”
Incredible car sticker + license plate combo
October 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Incredible car sticker + license plate combo
Dennis Allen is stuffing Kellen Moore in locker. Concerning!
October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Dennis Allen is stuffing Kellen Moore in locker. Concerning!
Weirdest set at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
REPORT: North Carolina GM Michael Lombardi took a fundraising trip to Saudi Arabia two weeks before the Tar Heels' season opener, per @PabloTorre👀
October 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Weirdest set at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
Reposted by Sean Haspel
The Phoenix Suns Preseason Pod is NOW LIVE! ☄️
Behind-the-scenes interviews with Koby Brea, Jordan Ott, and more! Hosts Braiden Bell and Eddie Johnson break down all things Phoenix Suns!
YouTube: bit.ly/46MDALp
Spotify: bit.ly/3Wksibj
Apple Music: bit.ly/4nKeEKj
Behind-the-scenes interviews with Koby Brea, Jordan Ott, and more! Hosts Braiden Bell and Eddie Johnson break down all things Phoenix Suns!
YouTube: bit.ly/46MDALp
Spotify: bit.ly/3Wksibj
Apple Music: bit.ly/4nKeEKj
October 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Phoenix Suns Preseason Pod is NOW LIVE! ☄️
Behind-the-scenes interviews with Koby Brea, Jordan Ott, and more! Hosts Braiden Bell and Eddie Johnson break down all things Phoenix Suns!
YouTube: bit.ly/46MDALp
Spotify: bit.ly/3Wksibj
Apple Music: bit.ly/4nKeEKj
Behind-the-scenes interviews with Koby Brea, Jordan Ott, and more! Hosts Braiden Bell and Eddie Johnson break down all things Phoenix Suns!
YouTube: bit.ly/46MDALp
Spotify: bit.ly/3Wksibj
Apple Music: bit.ly/4nKeEKj
I have I’m Poster Syndrome. I never think my posts are good enough and deserving of engagement
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I have I’m Poster Syndrome. I never think my posts are good enough and deserving of engagement
Won’t somebody think about the poor 5-star qb at Alabama
October 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Won’t somebody think about the poor 5-star qb at Alabama
Editor: You got that Giants game story about Dart and Daboll?
Reporter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Reporter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Editor: You got that Giants game story about Dart and Daboll?
Reporter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Reporter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
First politician ever with a giant BAMA BOY chest tattoo?
🔗: https://www.al.com/politics/2025/09/pollsters-test-waters-for-former-alabama-football-stars-possible-run-for-political-office.html
The Mobile native and former Cincinnati Bengals quarterback is reportedly considering whether to run for lieutenant governor or U.S. Senate.
The Mobile native and former Cincinnati Bengals quarterback is reportedly considering whether to run for lieutenant governor or U.S. Senate.
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
First politician ever with a giant BAMA BOY chest tattoo?
I know it smells crazy in there
Startups are kicking off a surprising new workplace trend: no shoes in the office. trib.al/kkyJNwZ
The hottest workplace policy at startups right now: No shoes | Fortune
Silicon Valley startups are embracing one of their favorite work-from-home perks: attending meetings in just socks.
trib.al
September 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I know it smells crazy in there
Dan Padover can polish his trophy from the couch while Nick U’Ren’s squad is two wins from the Finals.
Dream GM Dan Padover has been named the WNBA's executive of the year. Voting is done by league GMs.
Padover becomes the first three-time winner of the award and first person to win it with two teams:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
Padover becomes the first three-time winner of the award and first person to win it with two teams:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
Atlanta Dream GM Dan Padover named WNBA Executive of the Year
Padover, a former GM of the the Las Vegas Aces, is the first three-time winner since the award was instituted in 2017.
www.nytimes.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dan Padover can polish his trophy from the couch while Nick U’Ren’s squad is two wins from the Finals.
Me when I’m trying to think of what soup I should eat
September 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Me when I’m trying to think of what soup I should eat
To be fair, the literal job of a pass rusher is to “go where you are not supposed to be”
Jadeveon Clowney was arrested for misdemeanor trespassing last week.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Jadeveon Clowney was arrested for misdemeanor trespassing last week
Defensive end Jadeveon Clowney is in Dallas after signing with the Cowboys this week, but he has a legal matter to deal with back at home.
www.nbcsports.com
September 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
To be fair, the literal job of a pass rusher is to “go where you are not supposed to be”
They’re out here talkin’ about Oberlin while I’m saying “Oh-Berlin (circa 1935) is where we’re livin’ now”
idk i read in the free press that the real risk to free speech is three oberlin undergraduates who say geometry is ableist. this is pretty confusing to me.
September 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
They’re out here talkin’ about Oberlin while I’m saying “Oh-Berlin (circa 1935) is where we’re livin’ now”
TIL: Chicken Alfredo Pasta is named after the 1980’s sitcom ALF
September 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
TIL: Chicken Alfredo Pasta is named after the 1980’s sitcom ALF