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Mr. Opportunity
@seanhaney.bsky.social
Shitposting about politics, decadeology, and urbanism | NJ/SC/TX/CO 🏳️‍🌈🤠🏙
The new GTA6 is looking great!
October 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“The Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad has fascist undertones”

Ads in 1990: “Hold my beer”
July 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You ever see something that unlocks a part of your brain you haven’t thought of in 20 years?
May 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Oh my god they’re actually doing it
May 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Melania Trump today
January 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
👁️ 👃🏻 👁️
January 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
There’s an odd feeling where you can remember things from 10 years ago like it was yesterday, but it also feels like it was from a completely different world
December 27, 2024 at 3:07 PM
We are looking at what would have played out if the Menendez Brothers trials happened in the age of social media
December 10, 2024 at 8:29 PM
December 9, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I wonder how Ted Kaczynski would feel about the United Healthcare CEO shooter giving his manifesto only 4 out of 5 stars.
December 9, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Every damn time
December 4, 2024 at 2:33 PM
blueskyroast.com had me clocked 🥴
December 4, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I remember it from the Amanda Show
December 2, 2024 at 10:40 PM
And always the time for the oldest person at the gathering to take an open mouth nap in the middle of the room
November 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
November 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Couple of trends to note:
1. Georgia and NC look promising for Dems longterm, likely flip blue in a blue wave year.
2. Texas’ suburbs still trending blue, more longterm good news - but bleeding support of Latino voters might hinder the leftward shift.
3. Nevada might be lost for Dems in coming years
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 PM
November 12, 2024 at 11:04 PM
As long as Arizona has elections, she’ll answer the call
November 12, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Leaked: the Trump/Musk administration’s plan to fix mass transit
November 12, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Democrats’ strategy to combat misinformation needs to start with Reddit. The entire r/GenZ subreddit is filled with this crap. We need a grassroots effort of people becoming subreddit mods and cleaning house.
November 10, 2024 at 11:07 PM