Sean Dyche
@seandyche.bsky.social
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🔴Elite Level Football Manager
⚪️GCSE In Woodwork
🔴Top flight manager
⚪️An Expert In League Survival
🔴Currant Notts Forest manager.
⚪️Woanie & Stoney
🔴Elite Level Football Manager
⚪️GCSE In Woodwork
🔴Top flight manager
⚪️An Expert In League Survival
🔴Currant Notts Forest manager.
⚪️Woanie & Stoney
14 Shots
6 On target
3 Goals
3 Points
Masterclass.
6 On target
3 Goals
3 Points
Masterclass.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
14 Shots
6 On target
3 Goals
3 Points
Masterclass.
6 On target
3 Goals
3 Points
Masterclass.
Before we smash Leeds tomorrow I’ve taken the lads to Bestwood Winding Engine House for the day.
Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.
Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.
#NFFC
Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.
Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.
#NFFC
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Before we smash Leeds tomorrow I’ve taken the lads to Bestwood Winding Engine House for the day.
Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.
Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.
#NFFC
Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.
Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.
#NFFC
It’s an ok result but we dominated overall. We need to start capitalising on chances, MGE in particular had a golden opportunity.
Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.
#NFFC
Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.
#NFFC
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It’s an ok result but we dominated overall. We need to start capitalising on chances, MGE in particular had a golden opportunity.
Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.
#NFFC
Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.
#NFFC
Tough one to accept today, anyone who has eyes can tell you the first goal shouldn’t have even happened, and yet I’m booked? It’s absolutely crazy.
Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.
#NFFC
Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.
#NFFC
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tough one to accept today, anyone who has eyes can tell you the first goal shouldn’t have even happened, and yet I’m booked? It’s absolutely crazy.
Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.
#NFFC
Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.
#NFFC
Just taken MGW for a pre match pep talk, a Canadian themed McDonalds is what he wanted along with 24 chicken nuggets and a selection of Sauces.
Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.
#NFFC
Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.
#NFFC
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Just taken MGW for a pre match pep talk, a Canadian themed McDonalds is what he wanted along with 24 chicken nuggets and a selection of Sauces.
Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.
#NFFC
Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.
#NFFC
Just pulled up to Bournemouth, unfortunately I let Stoney drive the bus and now the goofball has taken us down a one way street.
Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.
#NFFC
Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.
#NFFC
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Just pulled up to Bournemouth, unfortunately I let Stoney drive the bus and now the goofball has taken us down a one way street.
Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.
#NFFC
Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.
#NFFC
I’ve managed a team against Bournemouth 16 times.
I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.
#NFFC #Nottinghamforest
I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.
#NFFC #Nottinghamforest
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’ve managed a team against Bournemouth 16 times.
I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.
#NFFC #Nottinghamforest
I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.
#NFFC #Nottinghamforest
After last nights humbling of Portuguese giants, FC Porto. I treated Woany to a mix grill in the Boozer…He’s got an hour to finish it apparently.
Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.
#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS
Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.
#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
After last nights humbling of Portuguese giants, FC Porto. I treated Woany to a mix grill in the Boozer…He’s got an hour to finish it apparently.
Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.
#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS
Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.
#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS
Last win Europe for Everton: 2017
Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.
Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)
#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest
Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.
Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)
#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest
October 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Last win Europe for Everton: 2017
Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.
Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)
#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest
Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.
Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)
#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest
I was asked today what type of jeans I considered to be woke and subsequently banned from being worn by anyone under contract to Notts Forest FC. #NFFC
My answer was simple…
My answer was simple…
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I was asked today what type of jeans I considered to be woke and subsequently banned from being worn by anyone under contract to Notts Forest FC. #NFFC
My answer was simple…
My answer was simple…
One of us has a masterclass video on Utube, and the other sticks a ‘Y’ on the end of Matt.
Utter. Woke. Spelling.
Utter. Woke. Spelling.
October 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
One of us has a masterclass video on Utube, and the other sticks a ‘Y’ on the end of Matt.
Utter. Woke. Spelling.
Utter. Woke. Spelling.
October 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Shin pads on.
Socks pulled up.
Gloves off.
Snoods off.
Av’it you gang of BASTARDS.
Socks pulled up.
Gloves off.
Snoods off.
Av’it you gang of BASTARDS.
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Shin pads on.
Socks pulled up.
Gloves off.
Snoods off.
Av’it you gang of BASTARDS.
Socks pulled up.
Gloves off.
Snoods off.
Av’it you gang of BASTARDS.
I am pleased to confirm my back room staff will be Ian Woany Woan, and Steve Stoney Stone.
The magnificent BASTARDS are back
The magnificent BASTARDS are back
October 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I am pleased to confirm my back room staff will be Ian Woany Woan, and Steve Stoney Stone.
The magnificent BASTARDS are back
The magnificent BASTARDS are back
Fine margins.
That extra bit of quality.
working hard to change the story.
They're good players, I keep reminding them of that.
We know we've got to do better.
It's been an issue since before my time.
I can assure you.
Quite obviously.
Hard yards.
That extra bit of quality.
working hard to change the story.
They're good players, I keep reminding them of that.
We know we've got to do better.
It's been an issue since before my time.
I can assure you.
Quite obviously.
Hard yards.
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Fine margins.
That extra bit of quality.
working hard to change the story.
They're good players, I keep reminding them of that.
We know we've got to do better.
It's been an issue since before my time.
I can assure you.
Quite obviously.
Hard yards.
That extra bit of quality.
working hard to change the story.
They're good players, I keep reminding them of that.
We know we've got to do better.
It's been an issue since before my time.
I can assure you.
Quite obviously.
Hard yards.
I am pleased to announce I have formally agreed terms with Evangelos Marinakis to become the new Manager of @news.forest.collabfc.com.ap.brid.gy
I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.
Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC
I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.
Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC
October 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I am pleased to announce I have formally agreed terms with Evangelos Marinakis to become the new Manager of @news.forest.collabfc.com.ap.brid.gy
I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.
Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC
I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.
Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC
Read my exclusive interview in today’s Sport.
I talk about live Music, Burnley and my sudden departure from that gang of shit houses in L4
I talk about live Music, Burnley and my sudden departure from that gang of shit houses in L4
February 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Read my exclusive interview in today’s Sport.
I talk about live Music, Burnley and my sudden departure from that gang of shit houses in L4
I talk about live Music, Burnley and my sudden departure from that gang of shit houses in L4
£3m in my pocket and shit load of raves to attend.
January 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
£3m in my pocket and shit load of raves to attend.
You sacked me for this?
Losers.
Losers.
January 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You sacked me for this?
Losers.
Losers.
December 19, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Losses this weekend:
Pep & Citeh - 1
Dyche & Everton - 0
Pep & Citeh - 1
Dyche & Everton - 0
December 15, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Losses this weekend:
Pep & Citeh - 1
Dyche & Everton - 0
Pep & Citeh - 1
Dyche & Everton - 0
You don’t get one of these for being shit pal
December 5, 2024 at 12:13 PM
You don’t get one of these for being shit pal