Sean Dyche
@seandyche.bsky.social
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🔴Elite Level Football Manager
⚪️GCSE In Woodwork
🔴Top flight manager
⚪️An Expert In League Survival
🔴Currant Notts Forest manager.
⚪️Woanie & Stoney
🔴Elite Level Football Manager
⚪️GCSE In Woodwork
🔴Top flight manager
⚪️An Expert In League Survival
🔴Currant Notts Forest manager.
⚪️Woanie & Stoney
Pinned
I am pleased to announce I have formally agreed terms with Evangelos Marinakis to become the new Manager of @news.forest.collabfc.com.ap.brid.gy
I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.
Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC
I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.
Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC
14 Shots
6 On target
3 Goals
3 Points
Masterclass.
6 On target
3 Goals
3 Points
Masterclass.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
14 Shots
6 On target
3 Goals
3 Points
Masterclass.
6 On target
3 Goals
3 Points
Masterclass.
Before we smash Leeds tomorrow I’ve taken the lads to Bestwood Winding Engine House for the day.
Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.
Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.
#NFFC
Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.
Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.
#NFFC
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Before we smash Leeds tomorrow I’ve taken the lads to Bestwood Winding Engine House for the day.
Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.
Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.
#NFFC
Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.
Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.
#NFFC
It’s an ok result but we dominated overall. We need to start capitalising on chances, MGE in particular had a golden opportunity.
Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.
#NFFC
Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.
#NFFC
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It’s an ok result but we dominated overall. We need to start capitalising on chances, MGE in particular had a golden opportunity.
Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.
#NFFC
Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.
#NFFC
I don’t want to say anything that may land me in hot water with the FA, or PGMOL…
However, how that opening goal by Casemiro was allowed to stand is a bastard cheating BIG 6 bias piece of shit blatant disgrace.
However, how that opening goal by Casemiro was allowed to stand is a bastard cheating BIG 6 bias piece of shit blatant disgrace.
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don’t want to say anything that may land me in hot water with the FA, or PGMOL…
However, how that opening goal by Casemiro was allowed to stand is a bastard cheating BIG 6 bias piece of shit blatant disgrace.
However, how that opening goal by Casemiro was allowed to stand is a bastard cheating BIG 6 bias piece of shit blatant disgrace.
Tough one to accept today, anyone who has eyes can tell you the first goal shouldn’t have even happened, and yet I’m booked? It’s absolutely crazy.
Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.
#NFFC
Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.
#NFFC
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tough one to accept today, anyone who has eyes can tell you the first goal shouldn’t have even happened, and yet I’m booked? It’s absolutely crazy.
Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.
#NFFC
Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.
#NFFC
Just taken MGW for a pre match pep talk, a Canadian themed McDonalds is what he wanted along with 24 chicken nuggets and a selection of Sauces.
Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.
#NFFC
Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.
#NFFC
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Just taken MGW for a pre match pep talk, a Canadian themed McDonalds is what he wanted along with 24 chicken nuggets and a selection of Sauces.
Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.
#NFFC
Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.
#NFFC
Just pulled up to Bournemouth, unfortunately I let Stoney drive the bus and now the goofball has taken us down a one way street.
Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.
#NFFC
Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.
#NFFC
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Just pulled up to Bournemouth, unfortunately I let Stoney drive the bus and now the goofball has taken us down a one way street.
Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.
#NFFC
Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.
#NFFC
I’ve managed a team against Bournemouth 16 times.
I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.
#NFFC #Nottinghamforest
I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.
#NFFC #Nottinghamforest
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’ve managed a team against Bournemouth 16 times.
I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.
#NFFC #Nottinghamforest
I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.
#NFFC #Nottinghamforest
After last nights humbling of Portuguese giants, FC Porto. I treated Woany to a mix grill in the Boozer…He’s got an hour to finish it apparently.
Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.
#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS
Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.
#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
After last nights humbling of Portuguese giants, FC Porto. I treated Woany to a mix grill in the Boozer…He’s got an hour to finish it apparently.
Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.
#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS
Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.
#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS
Last win Europe for Everton: 2017
Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.
Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)
#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest
Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.
Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)
#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest
October 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Last win Europe for Everton: 2017
Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.
Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)
#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest
Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.
Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)
#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest
I was asked today what type of jeans I considered to be woke and subsequently banned from being worn by anyone under contract to Notts Forest FC. #NFFC
My answer was simple…
My answer was simple…
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I was asked today what type of jeans I considered to be woke and subsequently banned from being worn by anyone under contract to Notts Forest FC. #NFFC
My answer was simple…
My answer was simple…
It’s not a spell, it’s a promise.
I wasn't overly keen about Dyche taking over but I watched the interview and somehow he cast a spell over me and I've gone from being apprehensive to being genuinely excited about the game on Thursday
#NFFC
#NFFC
October 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It’s not a spell, it’s a promise.
One of us has a masterclass video on Utube, and the other sticks a ‘Y’ on the end of Matt.
Utter. Woke. Spelling.
Utter. Woke. Spelling.
October 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
One of us has a masterclass video on Utube, and the other sticks a ‘Y’ on the end of Matt.
Utter. Woke. Spelling.
Utter. Woke. Spelling.
October 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Shin pads on.
Socks pulled up.
Gloves off.
Snoods off.
Av’it you gang of BASTARDS.
Socks pulled up.
Gloves off.
Snoods off.
Av’it you gang of BASTARDS.
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Shin pads on.
Socks pulled up.
Gloves off.
Snoods off.
Av’it you gang of BASTARDS.
Socks pulled up.
Gloves off.
Snoods off.
Av’it you gang of BASTARDS.
Sly Sports couldn’t get a scoop in an ice cream parlour.
Anyway, I’ve just picked up Stoney from the brewery, he’s absolutely shit faced, some lad.
Woanie is in the back on his Nintendo switch complaining of “ car sickness”, absolute fairy.
www.skysports.com/share/13453802
Anyway, I’ve just picked up Stoney from the brewery, he’s absolutely shit faced, some lad.
Woanie is in the back on his Nintendo switch complaining of “ car sickness”, absolute fairy.
www.skysports.com/share/13453802
October 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Sly Sports couldn’t get a scoop in an ice cream parlour.
Anyway, I’ve just picked up Stoney from the brewery, he’s absolutely shit faced, some lad.
Woanie is in the back on his Nintendo switch complaining of “ car sickness”, absolute fairy.
www.skysports.com/share/13453802
Anyway, I’ve just picked up Stoney from the brewery, he’s absolutely shit faced, some lad.
Woanie is in the back on his Nintendo switch complaining of “ car sickness”, absolute fairy.
www.skysports.com/share/13453802
I am pleased to confirm my back room staff will be Ian Woany Woan, and Steve Stoney Stone.
The magnificent BASTARDS are back
The magnificent BASTARDS are back
October 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I am pleased to confirm my back room staff will be Ian Woany Woan, and Steve Stoney Stone.
The magnificent BASTARDS are back
The magnificent BASTARDS are back
Despite the BASTARDS sacking me, it’s always good to see Big Red lose, especially four on the bounce.
Kopites are indeed Gobshites.
Sean Dyche.
Kopites are indeed Gobshites.
Sean Dyche.
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Despite the BASTARDS sacking me, it’s always good to see Big Red lose, especially four on the bounce.
Kopites are indeed Gobshites.
Sean Dyche.
Kopites are indeed Gobshites.
Sean Dyche.
Contrary to rumours, Marco Silva will not be the new Manager of Notts Forest.
Myself ,Woany and Stoney are looking forward to being paid in Gyros and implementing Gaffers day
Sean Dyche.
Myself ,Woany and Stoney are looking forward to being paid in Gyros and implementing Gaffers day
Sean Dyche.
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Contrary to rumours, Marco Silva will not be the new Manager of Notts Forest.
Myself ,Woany and Stoney are looking forward to being paid in Gyros and implementing Gaffers day
Sean Dyche.
Myself ,Woany and Stoney are looking forward to being paid in Gyros and implementing Gaffers day
Sean Dyche.
Fine margins.
That extra bit of quality.
working hard to change the story.
They're good players, I keep reminding them of that.
We know we've got to do better.
It's been an issue since before my time.
I can assure you.
Quite obviously.
Hard yards.
That extra bit of quality.
working hard to change the story.
They're good players, I keep reminding them of that.
We know we've got to do better.
It's been an issue since before my time.
I can assure you.
Quite obviously.
Hard yards.
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Fine margins.
That extra bit of quality.
working hard to change the story.
They're good players, I keep reminding them of that.
We know we've got to do better.
It's been an issue since before my time.
I can assure you.
Quite obviously.
Hard yards.
That extra bit of quality.
working hard to change the story.
They're good players, I keep reminding them of that.
We know we've got to do better.
It's been an issue since before my time.
I can assure you.
Quite obviously.
Hard yards.
I am pleased to announce I have formally agreed terms with Evangelos Marinakis to become the new Manager of @news.forest.collabfc.com.ap.brid.gy
I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.
Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC
I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.
Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC
October 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I am pleased to announce I have formally agreed terms with Evangelos Marinakis to become the new Manager of @news.forest.collabfc.com.ap.brid.gy
I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.
Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC
I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.
Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC
I’ve just had a job interview.
Can you guess where?
Can you guess where?
October 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I’ve just had a job interview.
Can you guess where?
Can you guess where?
Read my exclusive interview in today’s Sport.
I talk about live Music, Burnley and my sudden departure from that gang of shit houses in L4
I talk about live Music, Burnley and my sudden departure from that gang of shit houses in L4
February 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Read my exclusive interview in today’s Sport.
I talk about live Music, Burnley and my sudden departure from that gang of shit houses in L4
I talk about live Music, Burnley and my sudden departure from that gang of shit houses in L4
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9 off europe the boys
February 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
9 off europe the boys