Sean Dyche
@seandyche.bsky.social
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🔴Elite Level Football Manager
⚪️GCSE In Woodwork
🔴Top flight manager
⚪️An Expert In League Survival
🔴Currant Notts Forest manager.
⚪️Woanie & Stoney
🔴Elite Level Football Manager
⚪️GCSE In Woodwork
🔴Top flight manager
⚪️An Expert In League Survival
🔴Currant Notts Forest manager.
⚪️Woanie & Stoney
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Sean Dyche
@seandyche.bsky.social
· Oct 18
I am pleased to announce I have formally agreed terms with Evangelos Marinakis to become the new Manager of @news.forest.collabfc.com.ap.brid.gy
I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.
Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC
I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.
Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC
From total domination to 0 points is extremely frustrating.
I like that O’Brien kid, he was there in my time… must have been in the reserves though, I don’t remember him. If he was available I may still be there…
Referee was terrible again, so I’ve posted shit through his letter box
I like that O’Brien kid, he was there in my time… must have been in the reserves though, I don’t remember him. If he was available I may still be there…
Referee was terrible again, so I’ve posted shit through his letter box
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 AM
From total domination to 0 points is extremely frustrating.
I like that O’Brien kid, he was there in my time… must have been in the reserves though, I don’t remember him. If he was available I may still be there…
Referee was terrible again, so I’ve posted shit through his letter box
I like that O’Brien kid, he was there in my time… must have been in the reserves though, I don’t remember him. If he was available I may still be there…
Referee was terrible again, so I’ve posted shit through his letter box
Big game tonight against struggling Everton.
We welcome them to the City ground by turning off the heating and hot water in their changing room. Bastards.
We welcome them to the City ground by turning off the heating and hot water in their changing room. Bastards.
December 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Big game tonight against struggling Everton.
We welcome them to the City ground by turning off the heating and hot water in their changing room. Bastards.
We welcome them to the City ground by turning off the heating and hot water in their changing room. Bastards.
Happy Christmas fellow Notts.
No festivities for the lads though, big game on Friday to silence those bankrolled Mancunians.
No festivities for the lads though, big game on Friday to silence those bankrolled Mancunians.
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Happy Christmas fellow Notts.
No festivities for the lads though, big game on Friday to silence those bankrolled Mancunians.
No festivities for the lads though, big game on Friday to silence those bankrolled Mancunians.
December 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I knew I taught Tarky too well.
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I knew I taught Tarky too well.
Woany sent me this LOL
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Woany sent me this LOL
Terrible performance by the lads.
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at someone with a long nose .
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at someone with a long nose .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Terrible performance by the lads.
Hang it in the bastard Louvre. Because it’s happening.
The kings of Europe are back. Non of this Galactico nonsense in Madrid. Bankrolled arseholes. You can take that redshite and stick them in the bin too, the massive bottle job BASTARDS.
Dyche ball ? More like Dutch ball.
#NFFC
The kings of Europe are back. Non of this Galactico nonsense in Madrid. Bankrolled arseholes. You can take that redshite and stick them in the bin too, the massive bottle job BASTARDS.
Dyche ball ? More like Dutch ball.
#NFFC
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hang it in the bastard Louvre. Because it’s happening.
The kings of Europe are back. Non of this Galactico nonsense in Madrid. Bankrolled arseholes. You can take that redshite and stick them in the bin too, the massive bottle job BASTARDS.
Dyche ball ? More like Dutch ball.
#NFFC
The kings of Europe are back. Non of this Galactico nonsense in Madrid. Bankrolled arseholes. You can take that redshite and stick them in the bin too, the massive bottle job BASTARDS.
Dyche ball ? More like Dutch ball.
#NFFC
I’m not saying Everton can thank me for that defensive display… But…
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’m not saying Everton can thank me for that defensive display… But…
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Young Eze looks like he’s played for the Arsenal for years.
Lovely Goal, young man.
Lovely Goal, young man.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Young Eze looks like he’s played for the Arsenal for years.
Lovely Goal, young man.
Lovely Goal, young man.
There’s only one bald ‘Master Tactician’ in the Premier League, and he didn’t spend £500m on a bunch woke pussies.
“Ooooo but the low block!!!!”
Man up, musk up, and piss off. #NFFC
“Ooooo but the low block!!!!”
Man up, musk up, and piss off. #NFFC
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
There’s only one bald ‘Master Tactician’ in the Premier League, and he didn’t spend £500m on a bunch woke pussies.
“Ooooo but the low block!!!!”
Man up, musk up, and piss off. #NFFC
“Ooooo but the low block!!!!”
Man up, musk up, and piss off. #NFFC
14 Shots
6 On target
3 Goals
3 Points
Masterclass.
6 On target
3 Goals
3 Points
Masterclass.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
14 Shots
6 On target
3 Goals
3 Points
Masterclass.
6 On target
3 Goals
3 Points
Masterclass.
Before we smash Leeds tomorrow I’ve taken the lads to Bestwood Winding Engine House for the day.
Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.
Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.
#NFFC
Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.
Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.
#NFFC
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Before we smash Leeds tomorrow I’ve taken the lads to Bestwood Winding Engine House for the day.
Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.
Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.
#NFFC
Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.
Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.
#NFFC
It’s an ok result but we dominated overall. We need to start capitalising on chances, MGE in particular had a golden opportunity.
Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.
#NFFC
Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.
#NFFC
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It’s an ok result but we dominated overall. We need to start capitalising on chances, MGE in particular had a golden opportunity.
Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.
#NFFC
Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.
#NFFC
I don’t want to say anything that may land me in hot water with the FA, or PGMOL…
However, how that opening goal by Casemiro was allowed to stand is a bastard cheating BIG 6 bias piece of shit blatant disgrace.
However, how that opening goal by Casemiro was allowed to stand is a bastard cheating BIG 6 bias piece of shit blatant disgrace.
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don’t want to say anything that may land me in hot water with the FA, or PGMOL…
However, how that opening goal by Casemiro was allowed to stand is a bastard cheating BIG 6 bias piece of shit blatant disgrace.
However, how that opening goal by Casemiro was allowed to stand is a bastard cheating BIG 6 bias piece of shit blatant disgrace.
Tough one to accept today, anyone who has eyes can tell you the first goal shouldn’t have even happened, and yet I’m booked? It’s absolutely crazy.
Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.
#NFFC
Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.
#NFFC
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tough one to accept today, anyone who has eyes can tell you the first goal shouldn’t have even happened, and yet I’m booked? It’s absolutely crazy.
Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.
#NFFC
Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.
#NFFC
Just taken MGW for a pre match pep talk, a Canadian themed McDonalds is what he wanted along with 24 chicken nuggets and a selection of Sauces.
Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.
#NFFC
Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.
#NFFC
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Just taken MGW for a pre match pep talk, a Canadian themed McDonalds is what he wanted along with 24 chicken nuggets and a selection of Sauces.
Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.
#NFFC
Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.
#NFFC
Just pulled up to Bournemouth, unfortunately I let Stoney drive the bus and now the goofball has taken us down a one way street.
Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.
#NFFC
Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.
#NFFC
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Just pulled up to Bournemouth, unfortunately I let Stoney drive the bus and now the goofball has taken us down a one way street.
Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.
#NFFC
Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.
#NFFC
I’ve managed a team against Bournemouth 16 times.
I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.
#NFFC #Nottinghamforest
I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.
#NFFC #Nottinghamforest
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’ve managed a team against Bournemouth 16 times.
I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.
#NFFC #Nottinghamforest
I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.
#NFFC #Nottinghamforest
After last nights humbling of Portuguese giants, FC Porto. I treated Woany to a mix grill in the Boozer…He’s got an hour to finish it apparently.
Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.
#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS
Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.
#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
After last nights humbling of Portuguese giants, FC Porto. I treated Woany to a mix grill in the Boozer…He’s got an hour to finish it apparently.
Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.
#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS
Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.
#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS
Last win Europe for Everton: 2017
Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.
Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)
#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest
Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.
Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)
#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest
October 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Last win Europe for Everton: 2017
Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.
Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)
#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest
Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.
Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)
#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest
I was asked today what type of jeans I considered to be woke and subsequently banned from being worn by anyone under contract to Notts Forest FC. #NFFC
My answer was simple…
My answer was simple…
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I was asked today what type of jeans I considered to be woke and subsequently banned from being worn by anyone under contract to Notts Forest FC. #NFFC
My answer was simple…
My answer was simple…
It’s not a spell, it’s a promise.
I wasn't overly keen about Dyche taking over but I watched the interview and somehow he cast a spell over me and I've gone from being apprehensive to being genuinely excited about the game on Thursday
#NFFC
#NFFC
October 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It’s not a spell, it’s a promise.
One of us has a masterclass video on Utube, and the other sticks a ‘Y’ on the end of Matt.
Utter. Woke. Spelling.
Utter. Woke. Spelling.
October 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
One of us has a masterclass video on Utube, and the other sticks a ‘Y’ on the end of Matt.
Utter. Woke. Spelling.
Utter. Woke. Spelling.
October 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM