Sean Bedlam
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Sean Bedlam
@seanbedlam.bsky.social
Melbourne's best Australian. Humorless coward.
On my way to see Kneecap, but still taking time to be angry at my phone.
March 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Weekly Melbourne protests since October the 7th. Monthly from now on, but ready to snap rally at any time.
February 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
After two pints I had to physically restrain myself from going up to Robbie and telling him I love him. Youse will be the same after you see the movie.
February 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Pre-screening of AK's fillum about Robbie Thorpe went so well the premiere then immediately sold out. It's so good, it quite correctly makes Robbie look very cool and good. Here's a Thorpe little tacker proudly flying the flag at the after gathering.
February 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Jews for a free Palestine in Melbourne, Australia. A contingent of zionists turned up to counter this rally, but failed to even slightly interrupt proceedings.
February 9, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Metro tunnel worker was going, "Run 'em over", about trans protesters, so I asked him to repeat himself. These champs earn top dollar because of far higher quality workers who fought and were jailed. Wankers.
February 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
January 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
January 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
On my way to the rally. Very interested to hear what Palestinians have to say right now.
January 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tasniim at Free Palestine Melbourne talks about how to end the genocide. Longer version on my insta.
December 30, 2024 at 5:46 AM
"...you cannot kill a legitimate resistance". Full version of Gary Foley's Free Palestine Melbourne speech on my insta.
December 22, 2024 at 4:08 AM
What's that you say? Brand new "social cohesion laws" for the Victoria? Yes, we're so very proud of our society here that we've made it against the law to not stick together and all be best friends!
December 18, 2024 at 1:03 AM
What in the gabagool is going on?!
December 13, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I walked up to Ragtime Tavern just now and they will give me some minutes tonight to practise the art of standup comedy. Nicky Barry and Tristan Haze are on the bill! Drop what you're doing and swing by for I am indeed hilarious. Yes it's free. Get a pizza next door. Sold! Can't wait to see you.
December 11, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Senator Lidia Thorpe at Free Palestine Melbourne rally. Complete speech is on insta.
December 8, 2024 at 6:15 AM
I'm going to the rally today, which will earn me 5000 antisemitism points under the extremely hilarious guidelines dreamed up by people who are committing genocide.
December 7, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Comedian Destroys Hecklers Plus Also Travels Back In Time To Remove Any Evidence That They Ever Existed
December 5, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Next Wednesday I'm doing a bit of standup comedy that will be so funny you will just short out like a toaster that's been chucked in a bath tub. Drink Coke.
November 29, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Afrikaaners horrified to find out they're not the worst people in the world, then overjoyed to learn there's a remedy.
November 1, 2024 at 1:35 AM
October 19, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Announcing your next genocide, like it's routine.
October 9, 2024 at 12:19 AM
September 20, 2024 at 12:38 AM
I am fascinated by Australians who reckon Julian Assange is a traitor. Are these the Australians whose loyalty is to the USA but are also the most patriotic Australians of all? What goes in that little head of yours, Australia? Adorable.
June 27, 2024 at 1:20 AM
When politicians speak and you try to work out what they mean, that's democracy. Democracy is also your where two choices are ignore politics or live all the way up an almost dead guy's hole. Democracy is when there's two guys with hilariously limited capacity.
June 24, 2024 at 11:54 PM
I saw this punk rock guy talking about how he loves critical thinking, but doesn't reckon the world can be changed because "I'm just one guy". Mate, the people who run the world are so beyond being just one guy that they make families that own entire countries and empires. Grow a spine.
June 16, 2024 at 3:02 AM