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sean flantifagan
@sean.flanagan.id
Designer, geek, renaissance man, general smart ass.

Bats: L
Throws: R
Votes: L
Brain: ND
Shouts into the void: Rarely
Stares into the middle distance: Routinely

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He/Him
Dude that Feherty jacket is the best. It is so damn warm!
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I didn't know it had escaped containment from the tri-state area.
a man says if i had a quarter for every time i heard that i 'd have a private jet
Alt: Actor James Gandolfini as character Tony Soprano says, "If I had a quarter for every time I heard that, I'd have a private jet on 24-hour standby."
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The voice of a tertiary character yells out from the left channel, "Here we go!"
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
They capture the entire vibe of the AV cart rolling in to the classroom only to start playing the heady abstract graphics and progressive synth of the intro to an educational VHS called something like "Teens Today".
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Then why is delicious cow milk white? We even call it "white milk". And all the other so-called "milk" is trying to replace white milk! True-moo cows know this.
a man dressed as a cow is holding a glass of milk
Alt: A Wiggle named Simon is holding a glass of milk while dressed as a cow. He is standing near a group of cattle and mooing. It is important to note that he is a white and the cows are interacting with him, thereby supporting the OP theory that cows somehow intrinsically know about the Great Replacement Theory and are sympathetic to whites, I guess?
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Disney really failing to trim the fat on their streaming service.
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The semi-translucent bright green with a brown filling did a fantastic job making me think they made Spinach Twizzlers.
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Apologies in advance.

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Nasal floss.
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Two Canadian icons! HBD! 🍁🇨🇦
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Someone turned my LAMP off.
October 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Ironic, then, that we are constantly improving our execution of praxis in the Marxist sense, especially as a collective.
October 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have it on good authority that they distribute propaganda through brushing scams on Amazon. Their whole recruitment apparatus could be disrupted by unionizing distribution warehouses.
October 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You know what? I walked right into that. I tried to poke fun at popcorn, and here you are responding with the very authority I "questioned"!

I love crunch. Crunch has bass when you chew. I propose that popcorn is not crunch. Hard pretzels are crunch. I love pretzels; they're probably my samefood.
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This has me reconsidering your wonderful book. How can someone write from a position of authority about food sensitivities when they have an affinity for THE WORST SENSORY FOOD OF ALL TIME? What sort of *deranged monster* are you?! It's styrofoam! And the hulls get stuck! And they hurt! Forever!
a close up of a purple and blue curtain with a light shining through it .
Alt: Cookie Monster appears from out of frame and stares into the camera, judging.
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Kash is so online he's doing his best to become another reaction meme of someone responsible for human suffering.
October 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Do you happen to have hi-res scans of these? Personal use only. I'd love to add them to my office.
September 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
We’re watching Lion King and it’s at the part in Be Prepared where Jeremy Irons throws out his voice and Jim Cummings takes over and I’m about to infodump on you for the thirtieth time about it

Apologies to my family, but not really
a man in a brown jacket says waitforiiiiiit
Alt: The character Shawn Spencer from the television show Psych sings "Wait for it..."
media.tenor.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Look, Len, I'm making a beeline to a plaid vest to demand a free magic FastPass the second I'm inconvenienced in any way, as is my God-given right as an American.
September 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
But what if it goes down and they evacuate the queue? Can I get a Re-Entry Pass from Guest Relations?
September 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Have you ended up choosing to go? We went to the debut in Philly; it was great! It's where my profile pic is from. But we likely would not have done were there a strike affecting transportation.
September 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The Bsky Working Group got the first whitepaper out with unanimous consent. It just says "jerry no".
September 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Thanks for the heads up, chief.
September 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM