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Sean King
@sean-king.bsky.social
680 followers 1.2K following 3.4K posts
Hi friends. Also, I'm a comedian so don't be surprised if I say a joke. Mostly SFW. Minors and crypto/NFT/hexagon pfp dumbos DNI

Pronouns: he/him/his
Fedi: @seanking@woem.men
Age: 27
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Oh my Lord lmmaaaaoooooo
A photo of Ian Miles Cheong's Twitter account that says, "Account based in United Arab Emirates" and "Connected via United Arab Emirates App Store". A photo of Andrew Tate's Twitter account that says, "Account based in United Arab Emirates" and "Connected via Romania App Store".
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Boycott Grassburger.
A post from Grassburger on Instagram with a caption saying: Nothing to see here. just us definitely not hiding from the social media manager and her "one quick video" idea. A comment from me below says: To the social media manager: Why are you following RFK Jr (and people who promote him)? He has been known to be anti-vax and promote hateful and false beliefs that vaccines and tylenol cause Autism. I'm an Autistic individual. And as a long-time patron, I can't be more disappointed in you. I just want a healthier alternative to mainstream burger restaurants. A reply to me from Grassburger saying: Dear Sean, We are so sorry that this is your reaction to RFJ Jr. and people who promote him. We are in the business of food policy and making the commercial restaurant industry a better place. The directives that he is making and has made are important to our industry and to our mission. The elimination of food additives, food colorings, many pesticides and other chemicals that are in our food and water system are beneficial to our health as Americans and to our food systems in general. There is a lot of misinformation in the media regarding the work he is doing and by following him we are going right to the source. We wish you the very best and please know that we are doing our best to keep serving the healthiest and cleanest food we can. A second comment from Grassburger below says: RFK Jr. sorry for typo.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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kid named pingas
A photo from Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad but his face is replaced with Dr. Ivo Robotnik from the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon.
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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> Vine reboot
> Decentralized
> Built on Nostr
Those who know about Nostr:
Obunga but with insanely darkened contrast.
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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The Zohran campaign logo generator is pretty fun tbh. homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
Say Yes for Mommy
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Los Lunas is so full of love, Josh from @woopdoo.com's BFPOR had to appear to declare it. wplace.live?lat=34.83479...
A map of Los Lunas with a five-stripe lesbian flag over it. On top of the five-stripe lesbian flag is Josh from BFPOR saying, "This town is full of love!"
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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TFW Dems win big in Virginia and Zohran wins in NYC while we're gonna be stuck with a runoff between some intolerable douchebag and a mediocre incumbent.
The meme with Squidward looking out a window while Spongebob and Patrick run in joy outside. Squidward is Albuquerque; Spongebob and Patrick are NYC and Virginia.
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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So, yeah. Dick Cheney died.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Opposition to Zohran Mamdani boiling down to
Peter Griffin in a car with the hand of an officer in front of him. The officer's hand is holding a skin color chart with the whiter skin colors classified as "Average Joe" and any skin color brown or darker classified as "Terrorist".
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Anti-LGBTQ+ politicians whenever the birthrate declines by 0.0000000001%
In the first panel, an Elmo handpuppet (implied to be an anti-LGBTQ+ politician) is deciding between fruits (Make having children more affordable) and cocaine (Blame LGBTQ+ people). In the second panel, the same Elmo handpuppet has stuffed its face into the cocaine instead of choosing to have fruits.
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I officially went. Disappointing that I didn't get jumpscared or see a kid getting bit.
A sign for Freddy's (the frozen custard and steakburgers place, not the fictional pizza-arcade place) covered in spider webs.
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Scarily true. woem.men/notes/ae0aow...
A post from mistress ashten (catgirl) on woem.men saying, "how to get the white house onto your social media platform: 1. make your platform reach critical population mass by inviting marginalized people to join as a safe space 2. ban said marginalized people, since you no longer need them 3. have your CEO say some transphobic dogwhistles. WAFFLES! 4. invite the fascist white house to join, completing the cycle of gentrification"
October 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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In response to this hoopla, I have decided to pull out an old trick from the basket and paint the neurodiversity symbol in the parking lot of the shopping center where a Grassburger location is in Wplace. wplace.live?lat=35.13148...
The neurodiversity symbol, which is a rainbow-colored infinity sign, painted over the parking lot of the shopping center where one of the Albuquerque Grassburger locations is.
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I also painted this in Krita before painting out on Wplace. This probably is the largest original painting I've done on Wplace to date.
Miss Achmeta and Petunia kissing with a green and red heart floating above them.
October 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Miss Achmeta: I was Larry's love interest.
Petunia: I also was Larry's love interest.
Miss Achmeta and Petunia: Let's kiss by the Route 66 Casino Hotel across the Rio Puerco from Monika. wplace.live?lat=35.02330...
Petunia and Miss Achmeta kissing each other by the Route 66 Casino Hotel on I-40. To the right across the Rio Puerco is a painting of Monika's head.
October 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Modern icons and logos be like
Spongebob but he is round instead of a square.
October 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Ah shit. That Grassburger thing's not an accident, folks of Albuquerque and Durango. Their Instagram account is following RFK Jr.
A screenshot of the "following" tab for Grassburger, which contains Robert F. Kennedy Jr's Instagram account (seckennedy).
October 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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ICE be like
Peter Griffin in a car with the hand of an officer in front of him. The officer's hand is holding a skin color chart with the whiter skin colors classified as "American Citizen" and any skin color brown or darker classified as "Illegal Alien".
October 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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An actually based move from Nintendo if true.
In the first panel is a guy saying, "Never thought I'd die fighting alongside Nintendo." In the second panel is another guy (who in this case is Nintendo) saying, "I will send a mob of lawyers and put you in debt for the rest of your life if I see you paint Mario on your kid's grave."
October 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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A horrible joke I thought of today.
What's the difference between an inflation fetishist and Charlie Kirk? The fetishist can fit more down their throat.
October 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Fly my bushy hot air minions! Fly! wplace.live?lat=35.18594...
Pixel art of the angry eyebrows as hot air balloons taking to the skies from the south end of the Balloon Fiesta Park in Albuquerque.
October 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I really hate confronting a local restaurant that I've loved for so long on their politics. But I had to this time.
A post from Grassburger's Instagram account saying, "Ed and I are consumed with the idea of bringing quality food to our Grassburger customers. How can we do better while operating in the fast casual space? Molly and Ryland Engelhart's recent Food is Medicine Summit at Sovereignty Ranch was inspiring for sure! So many important messages from the presenters, so much hope, so much we can do! #foodismedicinesummit #sovereigntyranch @talktomollie" A post from Molly Engelhart's Instagram account (talktomollie). The photo contains an op-ed headline saying "From Vegan Chef to Rancher: Finding Common Ground in Health Reform" and a picture of RFK Jr. The text below it says "Confirm him this is my op ed". My reply to the post from Grassburger's social media account saying, "You know Mollie Engelhart called for confirming RFK Jr, who is known for spreading misinformation about tylenol and vaccines causing Autism, as secretary of HHS, right? I've been a long-time customer. And as an Autistic person, I would hate to see you continue to support people like her."
September 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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For this one, I also painted it out in Krita before placing it in Wplace.
A pixel image of Annoying Orange with a large mouth, teeth, and creepy eyes.
September 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Annoying Orange: Hey Apple!
Apple: What?!
Annoying Orange: wplace.live?lat=35.12300...
A painting of Annoying Orange with a large mouth and teeth as well as creepy eyes on the southwest corner Atrisco Vista Blvd. and Shooting Range Park Rd. NW in Albuquerque.
September 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Holy fuck.
A darkened photo of Brian Griffin, a white dog with a red collar, staring straight at the camera angrily.
September 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM