Seamus Yakamoto
@seamusyakamoto.bsky.social
I come from a future which no longer exists...
Zoomer Forrest Gump:
Life is like a blind box: you never know if you're gonna get a cute anime cat, or a cute anime capybara.
Life is like a blind box: you never know if you're gonna get a cute anime cat, or a cute anime capybara.
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Zoomer Forrest Gump:
Life is like a blind box: you never know if you're gonna get a cute anime cat, or a cute anime capybara.
Life is like a blind box: you never know if you're gonna get a cute anime cat, or a cute anime capybara.
I can't say for sure this has never happened, as I'm still working through the backlog, but if @pftompkins.bsky.social ever guested on @rudetales.bsky.social I'd probably die of the sexiest embolism ever.
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I can't say for sure this has never happened, as I'm still working through the backlog, but if @pftompkins.bsky.social ever guested on @rudetales.bsky.social I'd probably die of the sexiest embolism ever.
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February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Everything about this, I love.
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Everything about this, I love.
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Cats mortally offended to learn that the people food they are begging for is an orange.
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Cats mortally offended to learn that the people food they are begging for is an orange.
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It must feel good as fuck to be unable to be completed at this time if you're a request
February 6, 2026 at 11:23 PM
It must feel good as fuck to be unable to be completed at this time if you're a request
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February 6, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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@rangedtouch.bsky.social Catching up on the backlog of JKT bonusodes, and can't figure out how three grown humans said the word 'fetch' so many times on the Alison Rumfitt episode and absolutely no one went:
a woman wearing a santa hat is standing next to a man and says `` stop trying to make fetch happen '' .
ALT: a woman wearing a santa hat is standing next to a man and says `` stop trying to make fetch happen '' .
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February 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
@rangedtouch.bsky.social Catching up on the backlog of JKT bonusodes, and can't figure out how three grown humans said the word 'fetch' so many times on the Alison Rumfitt episode and absolutely no one went: