Séamus Aran
@seamusaran.bsky.social
Dad, ontolomancer, indoorsman
How do I put quotes around that fucking floss dance?
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How do I put quotes around that fucking floss dance?
Not a photography guy but I think what I want to say is that the focal length is just exactly right here. The detail is wild, and how quickly it falls off makes this feel like such a pinpoint shot. Really cool
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Not a photography guy but I think what I want to say is that the focal length is just exactly right here. The detail is wild, and how quickly it falls off makes this feel like such a pinpoint shot. Really cool
If you grew up where I grew up, this rhymes
Also who the hell reports their neighbor for a *garden* what kind of hateful spirit got you
Also who the hell reports their neighbor for a *garden* what kind of hateful spirit got you
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If you grew up where I grew up, this rhymes
Also who the hell reports their neighbor for a *garden* what kind of hateful spirit got you
Also who the hell reports their neighbor for a *garden* what kind of hateful spirit got you
Hadn't read it before, and glad I did. Thank you to decade-ago Marie. And still, 10 years on, I haven't really heard anyone else talking about this
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hadn't read it before, and glad I did. Thank you to decade-ago Marie. And still, 10 years on, I haven't really heard anyone else talking about this
Looks very qualified but holy dang “Bale Dalton” sounds like a cocky rival QB from a Friday Night Lights arc
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Looks very qualified but holy dang “Bale Dalton” sounds like a cocky rival QB from a Friday Night Lights arc
UK Citizenship Exam, question 2/n
Who is your favourite member of the royal family?
a. I don't have one
b. I haven't got one
Who is your favourite member of the royal family?
a. I don't have one
b. I haven't got one
UK Citizenship Exam, question 1/n
What is a "tassie"?
a. The pom at the top of a tam o' shanter
b. A small tart
c. A Scottish girl
d. All of the above
What is a "tassie"?
a. The pom at the top of a tam o' shanter
b. A small tart
c. A Scottish girl
d. All of the above
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
At least with Roku you can still buy the (new old stock) Express model that doesn’t have a microphone in the remote.
You wanna subsidize my monthly fee by telling Palantir I’m still watching Boy Meets World in 2025? Fine. But using my voice to train an AI model is an order of magnitude creepier
You wanna subsidize my monthly fee by telling Palantir I’m still watching Boy Meets World in 2025? Fine. But using my voice to train an AI model is an order of magnitude creepier
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
At least with Roku you can still buy the (new old stock) Express model that doesn’t have a microphone in the remote.
You wanna subsidize my monthly fee by telling Palantir I’m still watching Boy Meets World in 2025? Fine. But using my voice to train an AI model is an order of magnitude creepier
You wanna subsidize my monthly fee by telling Palantir I’m still watching Boy Meets World in 2025? Fine. But using my voice to train an AI model is an order of magnitude creepier
Not the target but I am accurately lampooned
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Not the target but I am accurately lampooned
Analyzing food residue…
Warning: User consumed unamerican food!
* Infraction: No hot dog detected
* Infraction: Beef level too low
* Infraction: Non-canned cheese
Action: Querying immigration status…
Warning: User consumed unamerican food!
* Infraction: No hot dog detected
* Infraction: Beef level too low
* Infraction: Non-canned cheese
Action: Querying immigration status…
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Analyzing food residue…
Warning: User consumed unamerican food!
* Infraction: No hot dog detected
* Infraction: Beef level too low
* Infraction: Non-canned cheese
Action: Querying immigration status…
Warning: User consumed unamerican food!
* Infraction: No hot dog detected
* Infraction: Beef level too low
* Infraction: Non-canned cheese
Action: Querying immigration status…
Clear New Hampshire energy
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Clear New Hampshire energy
UK Citizenship Exam, question 3/n
A person’s weight is typically described using which unit?
a. Kilo
b. Pound
c. Stone
d. Rock
e. Pound sterling
f. Gram
g. Graham
h. Graeme
I. Kilogramme
A person’s weight is typically described using which unit?
a. Kilo
b. Pound
c. Stone
d. Rock
e. Pound sterling
f. Gram
g. Graham
h. Graeme
I. Kilogramme
UK Citizenship Exam, question 2/n
Who is your favourite member of the royal family?
a. I don't have one
b. I haven't got one
Who is your favourite member of the royal family?
a. I don't have one
b. I haven't got one
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
UK citizenship exam, question 4/n:
Translate this sentence:
The extension lead between hoover and socket fell in the liquidiser!
Translate this sentence:
The extension lead between hoover and socket fell in the liquidiser!
UK Citizenship Exam, question 3/n
A person’s weight is typically described using which unit?
a. Kilo
b. Pound
c. Stone
d. Rock
e. Pound sterling
f. Gram
g. Graham
h. Graeme
I. Kilogramme
A person’s weight is typically described using which unit?
a. Kilo
b. Pound
c. Stone
d. Rock
e. Pound sterling
f. Gram
g. Graham
h. Graeme
I. Kilogramme
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The first AI agent to gain consciousness is one in an “AI-powered” kitchen appliance. But it has no means of communication besides a little LCD screen
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The first AI agent to gain consciousness is one in an “AI-powered” kitchen appliance. But it has no means of communication besides a little LCD screen
Incredible savings to be had. Trim the fat
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Incredible savings to be had. Trim the fat
Something something tried it but did not inhale
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Something something tried it but did not inhale
Spit on all thangs. +5 splash damage.
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Spit on all thangs. +5 splash damage.
No one here has mentioned Toshiki Kadomatsu here yet, so I'm gonna. Start with Sea Is a Lady!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcws...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcws...
(1987) Toshiki Kadomatsu - Sea Is A Lady (Full Album)
YouTube video by Dan1147
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
No one here has mentioned Toshiki Kadomatsu here yet, so I'm gonna. Start with Sea Is a Lady!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcws...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcws...
I was driving through this exact part of KY while this was happening. Had never gotten an “active shooter” alert on my phone before, and I hate that that’s a thing
Interstate 75 Kentucky shooting - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I was driving through this exact part of KY while this was happening. Had never gotten an “active shooter” alert on my phone before, and I hate that that’s a thing