Seamus Blackley
@seamus.bsky.social
Them: You're the father of the xbox!
Me: If it moves back in, it’s paying rent.
theoretical physics | CEO | gastroegyptology | cacao | CHM trustee
Me: If it moves back in, it’s paying rent.
theoretical physics | CEO | gastroegyptology | cacao | CHM trustee
Sourdough. 100% whole wheat. Hard to do.
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sourdough. 100% whole wheat. Hard to do.
Irony has been tortured for years in an improvised dungeon under a split level in a suburban neighborhood of Palo Alto, and has just been found dead by neighbors investigating a strong smell.
October 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Irony has been tortured for years in an improvised dungeon under a split level in a suburban neighborhood of Palo Alto, and has just been found dead by neighbors investigating a strong smell.
My dear friend, my brave companion.
May you journey amongst the imperishable stars
May you sail on the boat of a million years
May you journey amongst the imperishable stars
May you sail on the boat of a million years
October 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My dear friend, my brave companion.
May you journey amongst the imperishable stars
May you sail on the boat of a million years
May you journey amongst the imperishable stars
May you sail on the boat of a million years
Chimayó with poachies.
October 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Chimayó with poachies.
May she journey forever amongst the imperishable stars.
October 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
May she journey forever amongst the imperishable stars.
What did you do this weekend?
September 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What did you do this weekend?
If I somehow magically met Oscar, I would just collapse and cry.
A kind, deep, terrifying titan of human achievement potential.
A kind, deep, terrifying titan of human achievement potential.
September 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If I somehow magically met Oscar, I would just collapse and cry.
A kind, deep, terrifying titan of human achievement potential.
A kind, deep, terrifying titan of human achievement potential.
It is indeed end times!
September 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It is indeed end times!
Sunday is baking day. Starter from my friend Steve Winter at Bread Source is Norwich. Sprouted whole wheat. 50% hydration.
September 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Sunday is baking day. Starter from my friend Steve Winter at Bread Source is Norwich. Sprouted whole wheat. 50% hydration.
“The longer I live, the more I read, the more patiently I think, and the more anxiously I inquire, the less I seem to know...Do justly. Love mercy. Walk humbly. This is enough.”
August 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“The longer I live, the more I read, the more patiently I think, and the more anxiously I inquire, the less I seem to know...Do justly. Love mercy. Walk humbly. This is enough.”
It’s the 2020’s edition of the Nigerian Prince email schema. The people wanna believe.
August 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It’s the 2020’s edition of the Nigerian Prince email schema. The people wanna believe.
The crew are ready to rock.
August 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The crew are ready to rock.
What have I done for @gailsimone.bsky.social lately? Shit. Nothing. Gail I will send you chocolate.
August 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What have I done for @gailsimone.bsky.social lately? Shit. Nothing. Gail I will send you chocolate.
Some smartass Masshole gets a solid 10/10 on naming these streets in San Gabriel, CA. BRAVO. No notes.
August 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Some smartass Masshole gets a solid 10/10 on naming these streets in San Gabriel, CA. BRAVO. No notes.
Nwt, daughter of heaven, mistress of the sky, awaken within their hearts and open for them your door to the next world.
Di ankh, mi r3, djet.
Di ankh, mi r3, djet.
August 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Nwt, daughter of heaven, mistress of the sky, awaken within their hearts and open for them your door to the next world.
Di ankh, mi r3, djet.
Di ankh, mi r3, djet.
I wonder, when the portal to hell opened on them, when the hard photons and terrible pulses of neutrons ripped apart their substance and left only shadows, in that moment did they have time to know? To die? Or are they trapped in some dimensional purgatory, the first humans to perish like this.
August 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I wonder, when the portal to hell opened on them, when the hard photons and terrible pulses of neutrons ripped apart their substance and left only shadows, in that moment did they have time to know? To die? Or are they trapped in some dimensional purgatory, the first humans to perish like this.
You mean, a smartphone connected to the internet?
Cause mine also brings a lot of sadness and bullshit. Through the internet.
Cause mine also brings a lot of sadness and bullshit. Through the internet.
August 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You mean, a smartphone connected to the internet?
Cause mine also brings a lot of sadness and bullshit. Through the internet.
Cause mine also brings a lot of sadness and bullshit. Through the internet.
static.wikia.nocookie.net/pacman/image... MR DRILLER!!!
July 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
static.wikia.nocookie.net/pacman/image... MR DRILLER!!!