I've always got some quarters in my bag in case of emergency, and by emergency I mean pinball

Here's a bird!

Speaking as a former QA contractor who I'm sure has utilized your documentation at one point or another, I am positive a QA team with a moment of downtime would happily help with clean up! Although, finding a QA team with a moment of downtime...that's another story

Whoops I misread, played Polybius and died instead