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18+ only no minors
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on the one paw it's deeply fucked up that the internet is functionally real life now. like that is a horrifying thing to have happened.
on the other, it's so cool that now if you want an escape from real life you can just. go outside. walk to the library. go to a grocery store and not buy anything
on the other, it's so cool that now if you want an escape from real life you can just. go outside. walk to the library. go to a grocery store and not buy anything
millennial having sex with an objectgendered individual: so..... i just did a thing 😅
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
millennial having sex with an objectgendered individual: so..... i just did a thing 😅
youtu.be/6FAFqYsr5WU dude
do it.mid
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youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
youtu.be/6FAFqYsr5WU dude
youtube to mp3 sites must be an anarcho-capitalist's dream
January 6, 2026 at 1:29 AM
youtube to mp3 sites must be an anarcho-capitalist's dream
dont sell me your longevity product dont take me to a doctor to tell me i have the bladder of a 43 year old woman. all i need in life is for the Wii® Balance Board™ to tell me i have the fitness health of a 19 year old and i am golden until i retire
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
dont sell me your longevity product dont take me to a doctor to tell me i have the bladder of a 43 year old woman. all i need in life is for the Wii® Balance Board™ to tell me i have the fitness health of a 19 year old and i am golden until i retire
absolute fantasy pet peeve is when people pretend "witch and wizard" are the two magic genders. absolute midwit horseshit worldbuilding. think for literally twelve seconds next time
January 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
absolute fantasy pet peeve is when people pretend "witch and wizard" are the two magic genders. absolute midwit horseshit worldbuilding. think for literally twelve seconds next time
WHO'S HERE TO HAVE A GREAT SUMMER'S DAY? WHO WANTS TO GO SURFING WITH PRETTY GIRLS AND GREAT FRIENDS? THEN OPEN THIS PIT THE FUCK UP ♫ IF EVERYBODY HAD AN OCEAN ACROSS THE USA ♪
January 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
WHO'S HERE TO HAVE A GREAT SUMMER'S DAY? WHO WANTS TO GO SURFING WITH PRETTY GIRLS AND GREAT FRIENDS? THEN OPEN THIS PIT THE FUCK UP ♫ IF EVERYBODY HAD AN OCEAN ACROSS THE USA ♪
however much you think you might hate 6ix9ine it is truly not enough
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
however much you think you might hate 6ix9ine it is truly not enough
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
every time i've seen an indie game made by like one or two guys from finland the game absolutely rips aesthetically and gameplay wise and he's usually deeply antisocialist and hates interacting with people
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
every time i've seen an indie game made by like one or two guys from finland the game absolutely rips aesthetically and gameplay wise and he's usually deeply antisocialist and hates interacting with people
almost cried to ReDoin
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
almost cried to ReDoin
Imperial Triumphant or CupcakKe ?
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Imperial Triumphant or CupcakKe ?
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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my knuckles are hurting, help me by posting furry porn, QUICK!
December 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
my knuckles are hurting, help me by posting furry porn, QUICK!
i'll be the only one brave enough to say but i have always thought it looked good when a dude who could not be more balding does a combed back mullet, especially if his hair is a bit wavy
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i'll be the only one brave enough to say but i have always thought it looked good when a dude who could not be more balding does a combed back mullet, especially if his hair is a bit wavy
its new years eve eve
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
its new years eve eve
we need folktronica artists to make dariacore
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
we need folktronica artists to make dariacore
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I fucking love t4t hetslop
infact this is hetgem
infact this is hetgem
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I fucking love t4t hetslop
infact this is hetgem
infact this is hetgem
freebasing cocaine with a lemon twist because i know i'm worth it. opp said i didn't have class so i garnished his grave with parsley. i'm really about this shit
December 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
freebasing cocaine with a lemon twist because i know i'm worth it. opp said i didn't have class so i garnished his grave with parsley. i'm really about this shit
bush soft but also influential and avant garde. theyre calling it my velvet underground
December 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
bush soft but also influential and avant garde. theyre calling it my velvet underground
blueskys auto topic detection algorithm is so shit today if you say House with a capital h it thinks your post is about some current american politics thing. gregory house fans found in shambles
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
blueskys auto topic detection algorithm is so shit today if you say House with a capital h it thinks your post is about some current american politics thing. gregory house fans found in shambles
shoutout to soon to be MAGfest attendees
December 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
shoutout to soon to be MAGfest attendees
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Siddhartha Gautama Buddha straightens beneath the Bodhi tree and speaks his final words on earth
December 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Siddhartha Gautama Buddha straightens beneath the Bodhi tree and speaks his final words on earth
i need more than this shitty mac laptop. Marble Blast Ultra doesnt even run without beating the fuck out of my fans bro. this 2006 game doesn't work in current year
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i need more than this shitty mac laptop. Marble Blast Ultra doesnt even run without beating the fuck out of my fans bro. this 2006 game doesn't work in current year